Be me

>be me
>have boyfriend
>friends boyfriend breaks up with her suggest talking to one of my boyfriends friends
>she decides to bring him to hangout with all of us
>realize I'm extremely attracted to him
>when we play a game I tease him and accidentally keep brushing my legs against his
>I honestly just want to hold his hand
>too socially retarded to act like a normal decent human being
>trying now to run into him at work
End my misery

wut
Learn to explain better, and if you're going to be a homosexual just do it, don't be a faggot.

kys

Um let me do the gay thing here
>be me
>be femanon

>be you
>be getiin tits or gettin the fuck out

>my inability to communicate clearly is the patriachys fault.
It is gay if you're going to be a girl, not post tits, and then expect any sympathy or help.
You scratch our backs, we'll masturbate and scratch yours.

So you're a cheating whore? Why am I not surprised. You are the reason that women are labeled as moralless sluts.

I was hoping this was going to turn gay.

Let's all be real here tits or gtfo only applies if your being an attention whore which I'm not. Soooo dicks or gtfo

The dick only makes it better

To be a cheating slut I'd need to engage myself in sexual activity which I don't plan on doing

>Only] Style:
Also you can shove your patroachry right up your lose asshole and cough it out you fucking faggot

You're asking for personal advice for your pathetic normie tier situation, it doesn't get more attention whore on Sup Forums.
If you don't post tits this thread is utter boring shit so deliver or fuck off tbh.

>teehee I'm stupid because I'm a girl.
>teehee can you help me please boys, I won't give you anything of value in return but I'd love it if you paid for everything.

You're wanting this man, wanting more interaction with him and being teasing while being in a relationship. This is textbook intent of cheating, slut.

If you were a faithful GF you'd not even have thoughts like this about anyone but your man.

No it applies if you are a femanon so tits or gtfo

>be me
>be a dumb whore

Show me your tits fat boy
Actual somewhat helpful
If you Wanna see my tits my boyfriend has posted them in quite a few threads

tl;dr is "OP is attracted to another man wat do"

>from the experience of someone who's been happily married as long as you've likely been alive
Be attracted. Being attracted to other people is fine, flirting a little and getting to feel attractive yourself is fine.

Just remember you have something you're already happy with and have the integrity to not cheat or leave that behind just because "ooh this one has [desirable feature]". The only people who stray because of momentary physical attraction and crushes are cheap whores and scumbags with needle dicks.

Then you'll have no problem time stamping tits now or gtfo

Post them again and make this thread good you double nigger.
>dat reddit formatting and style.
Here's an upvote and some gold. Your virtue signalling feminist starter pack and dildo are in the post.

What the fuck is reddit formatting and style.

>mentions boyfriend super early in any conversation.
Not every man wants to try and ask you out, and the real men wouldn't give a fuck about your relationship status unless it's future single mom.
You're probably fat with short hair anyway.

>lied the redditor, cunningly dropping the question mark to ape the Sup Forumstards.

I've only dated one boy and have slept with one boy. Soooo help me faggots

No, really, the fuck are you on about.

more pictures

Tits out no handbra

are you gay?

damn those are nice tits

If you're gonna pursue new guy, end it with your current bf. You can't have it both ways and keep your current bf on the backburner in case you fuck up with the new guy
Or you can, but that makes you a trash person, and you surely don't want to be a trash person

Sorry but is correct handbra doesn't count.
I actually have very good advice for you having been through the same thing before.

Ya the rest isn't so bad either buddy
But like I love him to absolute pieces but I feel like I miss out on soooo much shit like harmless flirting

Also, only a retard would seriously get together with someone who cheated on someone else to get with them. Once a whore, always a whore. If you cheat on your bf to get with this guy he's either going to pump and dump you or he's a dumbass

date me, I'll solve those problems real fast

See but you can see my nipples and it's either that or they get covered up by the time stamp

This isn't harmless flirting you daft cunt, not if you're actively seeking more with the same person
Harmless flirting is flirting with a guy you have no intention in seeing again

Cheating is a really bad mod to demonstrate that love, don't do it. Decide one time and string on it, who you want with you every Sundays evening?

Technically I have to see him again....also I don't plan on fucking him or putting my hand on his cock

source pls

Then don't flirt with him and do it with random guys
You have a thick skull don't you

Nothing wrong with harmless flirting especially since you won't touch his cock in any way

If you are doin' something you would never tell to your boyfriend, is cheating. Easy as that

Ignore the whiteknight advice. They all can't get pussy.

Use your brain, write on your tits jesus.

I found it once on top ten cams and have never found it again sorry user
I though the majority vote was to not cheat.

How about this you take an old pic of my tits and we'll call it good

>if your being an attention whore
Which you are.
>Being a slut on top of that who wants to cheat on her boyfriend
Fucking kill yourself.

This isn't/bargain bitch

Yes. This has to be it. God knows that once you get into a relationship, you can only be attracted to one person. You cant fap to porn, or flirt with anybody else, because thats how you make a long, commited relationship work. People love monotony and the same thing every day. Nothing gets a girl wetter than fucking the same way for 8 years. Women love it when they dont think other women want to fuck you, never get bored resting on their lorals and not needing anything to make them think you might leave. That's the key to a long term relationship, just never find anyone attractive ever the rest of your life. I mean, how could you have a threesome ever? Youve already cheated by even considering it. You only fuck one person, only ever masturbate to their pictures, and never, ever, look at advertisements or celebrities, thats just the worst kind of temptation.

Yes, don't cheat, and don't repeatedly flirt with the same dude that happens to be one of your bf's friends. If you want to harmlessly flirt like you keep claiming, keep it far away from your circle of friends. So far all I'm hearing from you is mental gymnastics about how much you don't want to cheat, but you know deep down that you do

Well no deal
Sorry if you wanted to see more tits this guy ruined it for ya

Just get everybody fucked up and have a 4some. Problem solved for everyone.

Now tits

We can see tits anywhere, and surprisingly, we can also see bitches like you trying to attention whore everywhere.

Sage

tl;dr OP is a dumb whore who won't be honest on Sup Forums about what she wants and is trying to get the sympathy of random men online
Nothing to see here

Best advice of the night now tits please

Sounds fair, but what if it's a new pic? whats the big deal about it?

>gives advice before tits
>expects Ho Pee to deliver

I just don't want write on my tits

HE is a man, that's why

Im in a poly marriage and I'm allowed to fuck other people. Its a growing norm. Just explain you think the guy is hot and you want to know how he feels about it

End your own misery, cunt.

At the very least end your relationship.

>Why can't I hold all this cock
>Life is so hard.

If a girl kept teasing you and placing her legs against yours would you take it as flirting and move away if you didn't want it to happen.

So write on a small piece of paper? It's not the hardest thing to figure out

This sounds like its been written from someone who has witnessed their wife fucking another dude but being too big of a pussy to do anything about it.

I would say "get your fucking leg off me" because op is a man, and from what we've gathered so far, a massive faggot.

And by teasing I don't mean sexually. I mean as if I was a giddy pubescent teen

By the picture I thought that's what she wanted too. I'm a cheating slut of a man so I'd suggest getting whatever u want and fuck everyone else. Literally. Or figuratively. Who cares. If you can get sex. Get sex. That's my fucking motto

“Trying to bump into him at work.”

You’re a filthy cheating whore. Kys

True.

Well if it isn't the classic gf fucking her bfs friend routine combined with the good ole' girl pissing away a good thing because she hasn't had the chance to slut around and become a used up roastie yet. Please check in again in ten years to share your shame and regret with us. Or maybe just kys kthxbai

How would you feel if your guy repeatedly went out of his way to flirt with someone who he found very attractive?

>itt OP self proclaims femanon
>guys offer attention to gay man with no proof

Lol we can call her blowout betty. Or no tread on the tires tiffany

all i hear is "I'm a slut that wants to cheat on my boyfriend because someone else is more attractive". WELCOME TO THE REAL FUCKING WORLD. I would be pissed off if my gf started a thread like this.

Thing is, it's a man

Sage

Blowout Betty it is, but I'm not convinced that OP isn't just a faggot larping as a chick so tits or gtfo still applies.

Facts

Sage

So what? OP is still a fag; next thread

Didn't you anons see this post?

Seriously I want to help but you need to help itself first.
Tits small stamp or write with eyeliner.
My boner won't be here forever.

I see a pic that doesn't fucking count.

Sage

The only thing I see are no tits

This.

Sage

>shitty hand bra
Shitty post. You need to show the whole tit, nipple included. Then you will get help for your socially inept ass

If it weren't a man with moobs it'd have no reason to hide

alright settled I have tits

just kill yourself. you're a worthless cheating piece of shit.

This picture is the correct answer.

Have a fourway with you, your boyfriend, your friend and her boyfriend

Keep flirting with your friend's boyfriend and start accidentally rubbing your leg against your friend too. See if she responds positively. (Most sane people would)

This way you have the best of all possible worlds

> 1. If it doesn't work, but maybe you and your boyfriend will find out that you're into that sort of thing and you will be happy.

> 2. Your boyfriend will flip his shit because he is a small cocked 16 year old and 'wants you for himself and himself only' at which point you can kick him to the curb and look for someone better

> 3. all of you fuck and maybe keep doing it for a long time.

No lose situation

I've told him he could tho because he's a little bi and I feel like he's never got the gay experiences he's wanted

Piggy slut kek

>literally shows enough areola to classify as pg

Ask yourself could you have done better?

I still don't see nipple

Show us THE WHOLE RACK you fuckin slam pig

Better thanks.
My advice is; take what you can get and be happy.
If you decide to cheat, never admit it.
If you want to replace him, do it and move on.
Life's too short for half measures and lying to yourself.
A titjob would do those tits wonders btw.
I'd still suck them and creampie you tho

Late 20's? Hmm. No, gonna guess 32.

Fuckin Roastie O'Donnell

>I've only dated one boy and have slept with one boy
it's not about the number it's your lose morals that make you a slut

My tits are 40 DDs and their hard to fumble with See I don't want her because truthfully she's ugly as sin and I've had my fair share of girls

>what is a mirror?