HELP!!! im stuck in 3rd person view IRL! when i look at porn its like watching myself look at porn as well...

HELP!!! im stuck in 3rd person view IRL! when i look at porn its like watching myself look at porn as well. i feel as awkward as if a brother or a friend just started jacking off casually in my presence. but... I'M THE ONLY ONE IN THE FUCKING ROOM WHY IS THIS BOTHERING ME??

better kill yourself

Ever heard of rl mouse wheel?
>newfag

lol bro why u trippin now ur life is a videogame. im prettysure this is a super power.

astral projection bamboozlery, go to /x/ with that shit...

maybe you can cuck-fap to your higher self plowing a succubus...

astral projection bamboozlery is the first chapter in my liberal arts book

>cuck-fap to your higher self plowing a succubus...

this user get's it

>im stuck in 3rd person view IRL! when i look at porn its like watching myself look at porn as well

Sounds like you're experiencing the second cumming. Are you really God?

aww man aww jeeze im having a real good time bein god and everything you know dawg

are you actually same fagging this much op? the cringe hurts

I'll have you know, i majored in APB in grad school, actually a very rewarding field of study...

Depersonalization

Depersonalization. Try smoking less crack it makes it occur less often.

Rob Weaver is the only god

This actually happened to me after my first time eating shrooms. Might want to see a doctor bout dat p

okay im serious how do i stop this or turn it off or whatever its getting really concerning

press 'v'

Press and hold alt, then while still holding press f4

you're probably getting a sort of detachment syndrome. Seek professional help.

What porn were you watching

What kind of third person? Is it the good kind or does it go off to the side of your character over the shoulder type garbage?

kek'd

Sounds like you're experiencing some serious neurological problems, possibly depersonalization or derealization. This can be complicated to diagnose and treat, involving various lengthy tests and trials of different medications. One quick resolution to this type of medical condition, would be to just kill yourself.

You are a ghost, you don't exist, let him live his life without you staring at him like a flaming faggot.

Nigger go watch some pov porn.
Then go watch Young Sheldon.