I'm trying to see this with my friends tonight, but the reviews are making it a tough sell. I hear it's rather heavy-handedly pro-nationalist and anti-migrant, so this could explain the terrible reviews. But regardless of the symbolism, I don't want to see the movie if it's genuinely a stinking pile of shit. Be honest Sup Forums, is it actually a bad film, or is it all the jooz?
It's a movie based on a game with no plot or chacters, it is 9o% sure to suck. And then I saw the ads. 99.999%
Levi Brooks
Where? In a cinema?
Carson Brooks
>fruitlessly Let's show these fuckers otherwise.
Nolan Jones
You are watching a movie about an android game. Remember that.
Also forget all the shitty Sup Forums threads regarding this movie as "SJW BTFO!", "Most redpilled movie ever", ect.
This is clearly a movie made for kids, like age 10-15. All the older people who watch it is either parents or faggots looking to gloat about pop-culture references and vague political views that can be extracted from the movie.
Also remeber that it's a movie about a game. Movies about games have a reputation for being shit.
Watching this movie is a complete waste of time. The best you'll be able to get out of it is the ability to shitpost togheter on Sup Forums with other people who wasted their time watching it.
Matthew Gomez
Yay watching it right now. Red bird is in anger management classes with friends. Making fun of modern art now
Lucas Foster
It's a great movie guys go watch don't listen to the liar reviews.
Luke Peterson
Stop using your bright phone screen in the theater like a nigger, nigger.
Thomas Gray
It was alright. Though I'm not sure if its redpilled or I'm just looking in too deep. If it is redpilled, then it does a good fuckin job. >There are ogs claiming there are only two of them. There are about 100 more >the pigs take the eggs and leave >after burning and blowing up the pig village That being said, it's pretty short
Cooper Thompson
i actually thought the people who said this movie had a nationalist message were just manchildren obsessing over a children's movie but after seeing some of it it's very obvious the message their trying to get out.
Jordan Johnson
I love it how the SJWs are talking about "insecurities" the creators had when making this movie, yet I can almost guarantee "Sausage Party" is going to get 95% ratings as the best comedy of the year.
Jack Turner
Lol who the fuck goes on Sup Forums while at the pictures?
Anyway hope it's good. Keep us updated
Anthony Clark
I wonder who could be behind this post...
Jordan Richardson
"at the pictures" you bongs use English in a strange way.
Joseph Perry
I'd forgotten about that sausage movie. It looked like something only a dying culture could produce.
Evan Brooks
>using your phone during a movie
Found the nigger
Brayden Thompson
pls watch my movie
Jackson Fisher
It looks like something someone is making as a key portion of some tax evasion fraud scam.
Eli Roberts
Kill yourself for posting this.
Anthony Robinson
It's redpilled. The there's a shot of the pigs setting up a building labeled "hamnesty international."
Dylan Ramirez
>Once popular game It's still wildly popular.
Eli Phillips
Maybe he's in the back row by himself.
Xavier Hughes
Its a peice of shit.
Liam Campbell
Kill yourself for posting this
Camden Perry
Haha
Colton Gutierrez
That's pretty undeniable. Maybe I'll see it. It's always good to have a cache of harmless kids movies so I don't poz my children with subversive smut.
Daniel Hughes
kill each other
Julian Jackson
>at the pictures stop trying to fit in there Mohammed
Adrian Howard
>Also remeber that it's a movie about a game. Movies about games have a reputation for being shit.
Biohazard/Resident Evil movies fucking smash the box office tho
Evan Miller
It's way too redpilled for the mainstream critics. It's basically anti-zootopia.
Aiden Phillips
>New York Post And I thought they were right-leaning
Parker Hall
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Cooper Harris
Reminder than Rovio Entertainment, the creator of Angry Birds is a Finnish company. Based Mongrols once again less cucked than Indos.
Hudson Wood
Things can be shit and yet make tons of money.
Hell, that's basically what Hollywood's about.
Nolan Green
No, only old people now.
Jace Brooks
> I thought they were right-leaning
LOL...
Brayden Long
Zootopia can be both bluepilled and redpilled depending on who watches it.
Ryder Thomas
Didn't they endorse Trump?
Levi Brown
So Angry Birds is redpilled? Lego Movie was like that too.
Justin Martin
>Maybe men shouldn't make movies... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW IS THIS BITCH TAKEN SERIOUSLY!?!?!?????
IMAGINE IF IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways, can't convince my friends so far. The night is still young, though.
Evan Young
>is movie based on a mobile phone game about birds bad?
I don't know man seems like an epic tale of high adventure to me.
Parker Anderson
Zootopia wasn't bad, I got some laughs. Pretty realist in the complications of having this zoo city since everyone's biologically different, drugs are bad for anyone but especially some animals, watch what you say the public can't always handle it etc.
Isaac Myers
This one was fucking gold. I actually am considering seeing this movie now.
Ryan Rivera
wow, a 43% in metacritic is like a -200% in actually honest sites
Noah Rogers
THE FABLED PURPLE PILL
Nathan Walker
There is absolutely nothing anti-immigrant or anything on the movie, it's just a dumb pol over analyzing pic.
Ian Miller
OY VEY, this movie it's like, totally garbage. Bad efects, bad plot, bad everything.
Don't waste your money watching it, goy. And remember, die for Israel.
William Collins
holy fuck this is out of date. The owners of the NYT, Washington Post, Wall street journal, and marvel are wrong. And who the fuck considers Bob Iger to be the owner of Lucasart? The immortal mouse is extended its tendrils across a huge swath of media.
Andrew Bailey
>absolutely nothing Except for the literal immigrant pigs who are up to no good.
Brody Perez
ITT Sup Forums is so desperate for a movie confirming their world view that they're considering this PoS. Just fucking read a book instead.
Nathaniel Wood
>t. Finkelstein
Gavin Bailey
London Has Fallen was a fucking awesome action movie in the vein of an early season of 24.
Critics only trashed because >muh feelings and >muh racism.
It's gotten so bad, that the lower a movie's rating on RT or Metacritic, the more likely it is to be a good movie.
The only movies that get 98% are 3 hour movies about a young transgender boy's struggles or some bullshit.
Jacob Wood
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Henry Bailey
Epic moblieappkino tbqh
Henry Kelly
Yeah and they leave.
Xavier Williams
sorry Sup Forums
Michael Gonzalez
Movie is pretty based, maybe a 7. I would suggest X-MEN: Apocalypse more though, pretty based plot with the strong shall rule the weak n shit. It's 44% Jewish or smth.
Julian Allen
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Ryan Watson
This was written by a woman, right?
>nobody has bad intentions such as wanting to eat your eggs if they are a species which normally would eat eggs
Wyatt Green
The best part is that a bunch of leftist journos fell for the angry birds meme while shilling on Sup Forums and now they actually write hit pieces against some fucking app movie.
Gavin Davis
except it's completely accurate
Landon Martin
That's pretty low isn't it? And anyways the fact that it's made "privately" or whatever instead of licensed out to a major (jewish) studio should count for something.
Jonathan Fisher
>no Jewish writers or director This is the important part.
Wyatt Myers
low would be 0%
Jordan Fisher
I loved his intense hatred for shitskins. Wanted to tell the pres to fuck off when asked "Was that necessary?".
Hudson Powell
Can someone post the image macro with all the examples of right wing stuff it has?
Leo Harris
It should probably be updated though instead of just endlessly reposed after a million degrees of separation from the OP.
Sebastian Cox
This guy gets it.
Blake Powell
Washington Post is now owned by Jeff Bezos Marvel is now owned by Disney Pixar is now owned by Disney (not personally owned by Bob Iger) The estate of Steve Jobs is the largest single shareholder of Disney Lucasarts is owned by Disney. Rupert Murdoch owns the Wall Street Journal, Lex fenwick was appointed by him and has been gone for 2 years. Dreamworks animation was just sold to NBCUniversal.
Brandon Morris
exactly, just what I was saying in the last thread.
>I saw it yesterday, it's extremely redpilled. Ama Is it funny?
Xavier Gomez
I laughed at quite a few parts. There was quite a bit of adult references, 2bh. One of the pigs had a copy of "50 Shades of Green." A lot of my laughter came when no-one else in the theater was laughing, although there were only about 10 other people.
The opening sequence is pretty funny when the MC cucks a liberal dad
Dylan Baker
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John Flores
is it red pilled all the way through? i watched zootopia and the first 3/4 was a massive red pill but it reverted to muh gubmint causes chimpouts
Jayden Perez
>A lot of my laughter came when no-one else in the theater was laughing
Matthew Anderson
Wow that's actually pretty surprising
My biggest fear was that the pigs and birds would become friends in the end. Spoilers this does not happen; far from it
Gabriel Smith
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Ryan Carter
give me a break there were 4 indian parents and like 6 or 7 foreign children. They aren't going to laugh when one of the pigs' cars has a "Coexist" bumper sticker
This is how you can subvert Hollywood-jew control. Self-funding.
Samuel Richardson
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Daniel Jones
Of course not. The movie is set before the games. It would piss on the franchise if the became friends.
Ryan Campbell
I don't watch movies at all anymore, in my friends and family circles I'm the only one who has rejected these kikeish entertainments and I think it scares them somewhat. Sup Forums has changed me
Christopher Thomas
sounds like what trump did, until he got to the national election
Christian Watson
Saw it yesterday, 5/10 Genuine feels in the beginning, the hints to typical windfalls of "poor wittle migrants" were funny. Like any modern animated movie, it shoehorned in some godawful pop music, and other cultural cringe. The gay bird was hard to stomach oftentimes from his sheer campness. The siege scenes were clumsy attempts to make the actual Angry Birds game mechanics relevant to the plot.
It's redpilled, not VERY redpilled, but the sentiment is there. It's also a rushjob kid's movie made about Angry Birds.
Joseph Wilson
Also Red is basically Sup Forums the character. You'll identify very heavily with him within the first few minutes.
Ryan James
Since when did 42% become unwatchable? Its only 18% off Fresh. Just suck it up and support it bitch.