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The bobby (female) edition

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Anime

subedition

I doubt it. Have you seen the state of fag cartons now? theyre all drab shite colour with no text on them except one of those gruesome pictures. Id love to have a fag in the pub tho instead of going outside for one.

Want to make out with a girl and finger her bumhole

*sparks up*

the 'tism, lads

LOVE that ciggies have nice packaging here
hate looking at some disgusting mouth every time I pull out a pack

xth post for Anzu

Really hardcore racists. I just don't understand them. I have seen entire forums ridiculed with racist nonsense and it just really confuses me. Who has so much unnecessary hate for something that they are willing to waste so much of their time reading and writing about it. Why these people are like this? I don't know. But it is actually ridiculous some of the extents that these people go to just because someone is from a different country to you or looks a bit different, despite them still being human. Like I once read about a guy who refuses to eat Mexican food because they can't tolerate anything Mexican.

movie? looks ebin

*sparks down*

ah yes manchester

cunt. I got up to question 25 and it still hadnt ended, and it didnt even have a geri option for best spice girl. Seriously off yourself.

hope you didn't go back

Anzu

Yeah, a pack of fags with nice simplistic packaging is really refreshing, wouldnt smoke that counterfeit sweatshop shite tho lmao..

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anime

memes aside much like religion and other shit it just gets passed down ur parents believe it or the people around you do so you just try to fit in

sharn't

I approve of this

>Coffee and fag breath

lethal combo

nice

my nigga

*downloads tor browser*

pakis? hate em simple as

Except the ones I know personally they're alright simple as

I want to skip forward 100 years so I can fight in the defence of Europe from the Islamic hordes.

they actually cancel each other out

you'd have to be gay to not like fat women in Manchester

>home from work early
>have a cheek wank
>wank quietly so the housemates don't hear
>finish up, get back to shitposting
>five minutes later the fire alarm goes off
>go out to explore
>talk with other housemates about how to switch it off
>after 15 minutes of legging it round it finally stops
>go back to my room
>look at my hand
>big chunk of tissue stuck to my little finger from my wank earlier

Can't leave the room now desu

*drinks water*

I mean proper brands
I never smoked much but I hate how anal the government and those angsty mum types can be.

>balding at 23

just fucking end it

>Who feels so emotionally strong about something they are willing to waste time READING and WRITING about it?
surprisingly enough, americans

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join the EDL

got one of the worst cases of cotton mouth in recorded history last night

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whatcha up to there user

but the islamic hordes will be inside europe already as citizens. Hopefully in a 100 years they have actually integrated and abandoned their faith.

STOP posting that stupid frog

Bit depressing to think about all the world-class films that could be made for what is spent on all this utterly disposable capeshit

What? Stimulant and depressant?

Yeah, this nanny state shite isnt putting anyone off smoking its really just a minor inconvenience. Go tackle the fast food industry if you really want to cut down on healthcare costs.

>actually integrated and abandoned their faith.

It'll be the other way round

okay

In the commission you ask for permission to hit em

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It's a toad that looks like an island

but the capeshit generates far more than it costs so its probably helping fund things that wouldn't be funded otherwise

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Kurds = IRA
Iraqi security forces = Brits
ISIS = UVF

wish i knew desu

Greetings lads

Just wondering for any who has the apps do tinder or grindr have trap settings?

Must stress I am NOT interested in fucking men, ONLY traps

wtf i love isis now?

How long will it take Big J this time

wish she was my gf (male)

we bender hour senpai

Reported to GCHQ

Can hear the stomping on the floor already, he's close

got my ingrown toenail removed on my left big toe, and I think one is starting to come through on my other big toe

hollywood in general is creatively bankrupt

Fuck off mate I've had worse, ate a hash brownie and even drinking a litre of water didn't help it

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What is it with Brits and Southeast Asia?

browsing reddit at work
any good subreddits?

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If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

cute
wonder what female bums smell like
fat middle aged men who wear short sleeved shirts

/r/traps

One time I whitied and the cottonmouth was so bad my vomit became trapped in my throat and i almost choked to death

i know, truly a runtlike way to go out

legendarylootz

im sure it has something to do with Hong Kong being British for so long

ok well mine was second worst

/r/cuckoldcommunity

shemales

does she still have a bush going?
seems like all the best gonewild posters decided to stop shaving at the same time
disgusting desu

Is it weird that I don't have any friends at work?

Make friends at school, college, uni and clubs easily but at work I don't talk to any of the people there outside work, I'm just there to do my job basically.

Thoughts?

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do u r8 the prodigys new album?

going on a tinder date soon lads

rate my fit

would quite like a dillion harper gf lads

r/socialism

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Good song for a nice relaxing smoke before embarking on studies?

my favourite combat sports videos

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wtf am i looking at and what's the point of it
looks like a load of wank bh

Would like to stick my willy in Liv off of izombie desu

Fucking he'll now I want a gf with a cock

what is that show similar to? im put off by the name

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what bothers me is that all the top tier films are made in america only, which means if you want to watch a historical film its one that isnt even that long ago or glamorises yanks. It annoys me that there arent any good films on medieval times, the colonial era or explorers of the new world

not in any of the videos i have

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these boots were made for walkin' (on my bollocks)
thats just what theyll do

it's a comedy crime procedural with a decent zombie gimmick

ugh he's doing it again

I'd wear shoes if I were u

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