/brit/ - The Datsun 240z Edition

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nice car

70s classic.

No matches on Grindr yet lads :(

Hello lads

Do tindr or grindr have trap settings?

Must stress I am NOT interested in fucking men, ONLY traps

Taking refuge from trannyposting

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ur're welcome

>ugly guy with glasses and badly kept long hair
>red communist flag behind him
>autistic

>hot girl with beret and cute nose
>red communist flag behind her
>arty and alternative

hm makes you think

>british squirrels

need a bf

Wheres jan jan

I require a bf who dresses and acts like a girl so I can pummel his POOCHIE

Something tells me that finding a gf on the chan wouldn't end up going too well.

>live in small village
>mobile post office van comes a few times a week (pic related)
>be an autist who doesn't go anywhere so I use it fairly often
>have good banter with the guy who works there
>he always wears funny hats and I make jokes and we both laugh
>go along today to send a birthday present
>it's obviously a book even though it's wrapped in paper
>"Now son, as you know I just have to ask what's in it"
>suddenly think it would be funny to say it's a bomb
>...
>stops what he's doing and glares at me
>"Never say that again. That's not funny laddy"
>not sure if he's joking and I'm trying not to be beta as fuck these days
>grin like an idiot as if I'm in on it
>"What would happen if you said that at an airport, eh?"
>say it would depend on who heard
>"Someone on the security team obviously"
>tell him they probably wouldn't be very impressed
>"You'd get fucking arrested, wouldn't you"
>reckon he's probably not joking but don't want to look like a little bitch just in case
>keep smiling and agree he's right
>"Get out. Seriously, get out right now"
>doesn't give me the parcel back which I've not paid for yet
>decide it is a joke because otherwise he'd hand it over even if he refuses to send it
>"And seriously, don't come back"
>get on my bike and go home, thinking I'll return later and see what's going on
>walk back later with my money
>there's a police car by the van
>turn 360 and run home
What the fuck do I do? Am I going to be arrested? Do I just go back tomorrow and apologise or something? Help me out bros, I fucked up bad

Wish I had an excuse to wear 1980s granny glasses

I look smashing in them

Why do they call Americans fat when they and their creatures are fat? Boggles my mind.

Hate The Irish
Love Irish qt lads
Simple as

mong

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I sincerely hope the tranny poster is a bot and isnt actually delving through his tranny folder manually every single minute for hours on end

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>leftypol communist
WEW already have a reputation now bit rude that tho lad

>tfw not prolific enough to be given an identity on /brit/

had a dream last night that labour staged a socialist revolution and hoisted the red flag over london

what did my dream mean by this

all yanks

don't think too hard might give yourself a heart attack

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SOON

/gf2017/ has made some developments lads

early doors yet

youtube.com/watch?v=j5vYGFjwwpM

tim needs help

You should vote tory

i've managed to surreptitiously avoid being an avatarfag

mission accomplished

It's weird the things you dream about.

Yesterday I dreamt Alexandra Daddario was getting fucked by one of the Jonas brother and a black fella in my brother's bedroom. I walked in and told them to stop making so much noise or I'd blow the house up.

dunno who these people are

Which runt did this?

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Whats a good tinder bio lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=D6Teo3NCf7o
What did he mean by this

>having a wank with earphones in
>postman obviously tried to ring doorbell
>slams door loudly
>lose erection
was that really necessary didn't even answer the door in the end just waited a minute then got back to wanking, wasn't even delivering anything big just a fucking book, what a melt

6' 3'' tall, 10" long, 9/10s only

reminder that monoracial cuckolding is redpilled

I wish comrades

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Ive had that one before

VOTE NOW

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cuck

consider:
if the poster were a bot, they would either need to fill a considerable amount of captchas out in advance, or have a Sup Forums pass. and since the poster has supposedly already had their posts deleted, then they would no longer be able to use that pass.
so they are either constantly filling out captchas (and therefore, likely manually uploading each file from their computer), or they have paid money for many passes with which to post porn on /brit/.

and i thought i was a sadcase

6' 5''
Finance and footie
What happens in maga stayes in maga

Yanks

Write some Hitler quotes as if a teen wrote them.

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looks kinda gay desu

stick to being beta
when the rozzers show up tomorrow just shuffle awkwardly to the door and mumble toward your feet and accept your life sentence in mummy mays prolific paki prisons

5'8
Anime expert
No hymen, no diamond
Praise Kek

can't think of a more unpleasant way to go than this lads

>it's a comedy crime procedural with a decent zombie gimmick
>strong horror and gore
hmm

can't sleep lads

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forgot link

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_familial_insomnia

>hat posting
>34 votes

why do I see this image everywhere

Explain this shit

>2 votes for leftypol communist
Could unironically heem you all

Tall girls are for tall guys and short girls are for tall guys too. Short guys can have each other.

5'3
impractical jokester
loves jokes and laughs
Why was the scarecrow given an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
snapchat: madharlequin69

because patrick is a relateable character

day 10 of diet

still going strong

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>gif
fuck off

Janny is honestly such a useless fucking cunt

BRING BACK THE POLICE STATE

business idea: ladies- no No hear me out lads... right... ladies... but with knobs...

>girls on tinder don't bother putting on bios
>if they do it's often just to write that they don't want short guys
what do you even talk to them about?

just give them knockout gas
bang problem solved

anyone up for bunning a zoot later

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It's difficult to quantify such an abstract concept as 'respect' but know this: whatever the metric is, my respect for the janitor aka 'Janny' - is at absolute 0

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Cant wait to get out of the life draining, emotion sucking hole in the ground devoid of any prospects or joy that is known as Direland

would eat all her cum ngl

business idea: telephones to call ghosts

all creatures on earth contribute in some way to the world. Apart from Janny. He is a unique being in that he is a total net drain on the universe

thought you were going to say Sup Forums
but that also works
where do you want to go?

nukes don't seem of this world

reckon it's alien technology

f*ck sake this tranny spammer is gonna make me do my nut in

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Rassinier

The father of Holocaust denial was a communist resistance fighter

Interesting

Doesn't work, one sufferer was put in a medically induced coma but his brain still failed to shut down properly

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me

make them drink alcohol til they pass out maybe

business idea: find a way to make gambling on the footie way more addictive to put chads in huge debt

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something curious is happening on the catalog when you search 'brit'

yeah
highly peng

ideally spain
most likely australia

mate their brain literally cannot shut down at all, nothing works. that why it kills them

>way getting 3-4 matches a day a few months ago
>now hardly get that a week
wtf happened to tinder did i just run out of indie girls

anyone remember the cuckio meme

why ideally spain

Janny is the trannyposter

>ahh yes, this thing that has never been tried will certainly not work, very good

what year was your dad born?

mine 1953