Anyone else here use nunchucks? Rate my abilities

Anyone else here use nunchucks? Rate my abilities.

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AHAHA

jackie chan who?

Lucky to not smash balls out of 10

I trust you would protect and attac for the wamen.

That was the most autistic thing I have ever watched. Well done

remove thyne self

That was pretty tight.

Excuse me Sir
I was wondering if me and my friends could buy your self defense expertise. We have a bully on the street behind ours. His name is Dirty Dylan and he has been held back in school for beating up his foster dad. He makes us wipe dog poop on our cloths before we catch the bus to school. We have a small sum of money we been saving and would like to have skilled warrior on our side.

Please OP your our only hope.

I do. And that video is terrible. I would kick your was and rape you with my chucks, cuck.

Got a long way to go, kid.
youtube.com/watch?v=SncapPrTusA

That video is CGI.

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

If you're going to b8 at least put some effort into it.

Check out my sick nun chucks

bro im gonna be honest. you could work on your lats and your delts can use some work too bro. you just gotta put the work in. dont be like these trump voters bro

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>me, 14
>burning desire for nunchucks
>not gonna fly with parents
>fuckthat.png
>walk down to the walgreens and buy a few visa gift cards with the money id saved from washing trucks
>oh yeah I lived in a hicktown
>plethora mud and dip spit dripping from my cash as i hand it over to the cashier
>this is it
>thankgodforebay
>shipping takes weeks
>check mail every day for my sweet sticks
>they finally arrive, my adolescence encourages me to rip open the massive box that arrived via white trash US mail volunteers.
>theres a box within the box
>hurriedly rip the next one open with my bare calloused hands
>stop teasing me
>another. Fucking. Box
>within another box
>open box
>the cardboard of the next box was battered and torn as if something had been trying to get out
>at this point the thickness of the cardboard is so thin i knew it couldnt possibly be my ‘chucks
>fuck m8
>my bloodied and aching hands finally open the final container.
>theres a singular pill, green, with a note attatched.
>”place in water for a minimum of 3 hours”
>yesmaster.jpg
>3 hours pass, nothing
>im sitting in agony as i await what would be the most amazing order i had ever received
>about 50 minutes or so pass
>green pill is evolving
>heart racing, here it is
>blown back by the massive blast caused by the now shattered cup of water
>a noise so shrill and smoke so thick fills the room
>whatsthis
>mfw a massive 40 foot tall Sea dwelling creature from the protozoic era is standing on my lanai
>mfw nessie took my 3 50

>be me
>walking on the street at night
>some guy wearing a fedora and wielding nun-chucks approaches me
>he starts swinging at me
>back out
>take out my gun
>shoot him

gg

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