ITT: share your secrets

ITT: share your secrets

the slices of swiss cheese in my fridge aren't really swiss

sometimes when i poop it hurts a lot because i eat an ungodly amount of jalapenos

I write cheesy romance fiction and shipping fanfiction.

I've spent over 100 dollars on girlfriend audios

I have a 3 inch erection and I'm circumcised.

I was sexually abused by my dad until I was 17 and I finally moved up another state.

I cheated my way to an A in multiple uni courses. I'm not very smart.

For the past four or five years, I've gone to the movies alone on weekends to make my mom think I have friends and a girlfriend.

When I was in elementary and middle school, girls used to hug me at random because they would dare each other to hug ugly guys

I have a massive fetish for cheerleaders and I'm terrified of people finding out

Post some of your best images from that folder please

i was raped and my boyfriend doesnt believe me and if i break up with him he'll tell everyone im a cheating slut

I probably should've clarified that's it's all PG13 NFL/college cheerleaders. I find fully naked women very difficult to look at and can't stomach porn.

you deserve it for being a woman

i have a similar problem bro, im not gay in any way, but i find vaginas, even "good looking" ones to be disgusting to the extent that i only fap to my imagination

Btw i feel sad for you i hope your life gets better bro

do you have a job ?

The fan fiction thing is okay,writing is always fun.

Girlfriend audio? Just stop and save yourself money.

Penis......nothing you can do about that sadly,just learn how to eat pussy well,and youll do fine with women.

The sexual abuse thing: jesus christ. I feel for you......thats beyond terrible. Hopefully now that you moved you can find peace.

The cheating......why even bother doing that? Just study and learn.

Stop going to the movies alone and start socializing with people.

The hugging thing....elementary school kids can be dicks,let go of that. Its in the past,and you cant change that.

Cheerleader fetish.......who cares lol. As long as its not any pedo stuff,you are fine.

So do you want to have sex with a blindfold on?

I let my dog lick the cum off my hand after I masturbate, I don't let her lick my dick. and she seems to like it she comes over as soon as she see me cum her tail wags as she licking it up. Is this bad? I let her do it cause it's easier to let her clean it up.

i want to watch my step daughter suck big nigger dicks while i drizzle bacon fat between her cheeks then bury me dick in her greasy little asshole balls deep

I once visited disneychannel.com without my parents permission. Im sorry Mom and Dad. I am so ashamed

LOL faggot

easy solution :

Trick her into believing you will be leaving for a couple of days for work or make up some shit like that

Then after 1 day, break into your house as a burglar with a mask then rape her and gtfo

Uni student
I get shit grades if I study
I'm terrified of having sex. I've had nightmares about it

I am one of those assholes everyone hates when driving

Thats not an excuse.

Train yourself to study properly,and your grades will get better.

You fucking monster, people like you should be murdered

So how exactly old are you? how do you afford uni

By the way the fetish thing is probably the main reason your life is shit, trust me i have experience, i used to be a massive foot fetishist, until i realized lust and fantasies are nothing and will never lead me anywhere, let go of your fetishes and start doing something with your life, make something of yourself bro.

Are terrified because you think that you'll fail or are you terrifified of having to see a women naked?

One time i stole a cookie from the cookiejar, i never told anybody, my daddy punished my sister for it.

i dont know you.im calling bullshit, you did cheat you just calling rape becuse you fuck up on a good thing,now be a cum whore shut fuck up

Getting grades is all about the professor. I've busted my ass and got a shit grade because the professor was a dick. Plus it's all about getting a job.

Mom pays and the school gave me a ton of money for some reason. And I am trying. I started going to therapy and I'm gotten a lot better since.
Both. I had a dream I was making with a girl I had a thing for in one of my classes and I fled before I took my pants because I thought she would laugh at my microdick

For my job I had to make some adolescent boys get naked and show different body parts. I felt bad for them because they looked embarrassed.

You left out the part about pulling down your pants and dancing to get attention.

I finger myself in my local church's toilet during sermon some times when I'm bored.

C'mon...who *doesn't* have that fantasy? This is a secrets thread, not a most common fetish thread.

Can we read some of your fanfiction?

I'm a log poster

Then im pretty sure you can appeal the grade with a dean,or department head,if the professor is not grading you fairly.

.....once again,another poor excuse.

Are you a professional pedophile or something?

I fucked my older sister when I was 16 & she was 20. That was 5 years ago. Her 5 y.o. son looks nothing like the supposed father - he's a half breed nigger. My family keeps commenting on how much the kid looks like me.

Do you jerk off? If not, what do you do for sexual release?

Name and address please?

This is your dad. Son, I'm disappointed in you. Suck my cock and we'll call it even.

I'm sorry that happened.

Nope. Corrections worker.

That does sound like yo are actually terrified about her laughing about you and not some general fear of sex. The good part of this is: If you find someone you actually trust enough for it, it might actually even work withut you fighting it.
The best way to fight it is to increase the sex appeal to a point where you start getting positive comments about it or you actually start believing that you look good. The one way to do it: Start lifting and if you don't stop you will actually win that fight.

What's wrong user-kun?
Could it be that you're craving Andy's loggies?

Yes, but I didn't start until I was 18

My condolences. Pity the rapist didn't slit your fucking throat. With any luck, you'll eventually make the correct choice & kill yourself.

For the last few months, I've been wanting to jerk off and suck a friend of mine. I've fapped to the idea so much and almost everytime we hang I think about it

I pissed on the seats of Mustang convertible that was parked with the top down.

But when your brains are all over the pavement from repeated stomping what will your mother say then?

Few years back, me and a buddy cut the cables on a huge radio antenna. Watched it fall and never told a soul. Paper said it was over $400,000 damage...