Chelsea v Man Utd match thread 2

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this has been a really enjoyable game to watch so far

Is this the comfy thread? I can't follow the game with all those posts on Sup Forums

That dude who bet 1K on chelsea must be sweating right now

I put 5 € for The Armenian to make a goal. How fucked am I?

WE

arsenal would twat both of these teams

Rachel Riley

>manure customers

>It's a Hazard keeps falling on queue but they're not dives since it's not Barcelona episode
KEK

ABUs deserve to lose

3rd for reminder Marcos Alonso killed a woman and got away with it

>de gay

Alright fine, even tho I was first, this thread can be the next one:

>RED
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We refballed now

>HERRERA

What is a "customer"?

about time herrera got a red card the fucking retard

>mouyes

KEK CUSTOMERS BTFO

>red
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

haha SCUM Mou tactics BTFO

HAHAHA get fucked Herrera you fucking piece of shit.

Sigh

You have 10 seconds to explain why our brave soldiers shouldn't earn more than footballers

For fuck sake. When is Hazard going to start getting penalised for his diving.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FIRST MEME OF THE MATCH LADS HERE WE GO.

RED RED RED RED

fuck sake. 4-0 loss again.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

R E D
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Pogba lad's lookin alright

>THE REDS

REFBALL
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I think I might kill myself

>a bit of a dive
lol

KEK

GET FUCKED YOU SNIDEY SHIT

>tfw before now this was a quality game of football

GTFO YOU SPIC I LOVE YOUR TEARS HAHAHAHAH GTFOOOOOOO YOU CUNT

CHEERIO CHEERIO CHEERIO

HAHAHAHAHA THANKS FOR MY FREE 2.3K

FUCKING CUSTOMER SCUM EASIEST BET OF MY LIFE

WHO ELSE

P R I N T I N G M O N E Y

Top fucking kek

Herrera is a slimy wee cunt. Get fucked
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HA HAHAHA

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>Manure
>customers
>I love how dirty Herrera is :^)

They all add up in the end :^)

what a dumb foul

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Peace time

FUCK OFF THATS NOT A YELLOW

FUCKING REFBALL

R I G G E D

cheerio ander you little shit

B T F O

>manure customers
>only pakis isis members
what do they mean by this?

Bruahahah first look towards the ref from aza.

>POONITED

this place is full of hypocrites m8

We /persistentinfringiment/ now

If ManU gets a goal it will probably be from Mkhitaryan or Rashford

That based feeling when evil are going to win again

IT WAS A DIVE

FUCKING HELL

Were all the fouls in the game on Azzar?
My sides, how did United not see this coming? At least use different players if you want to murder him on every play.

scarcity

Not anymore he won't be

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lol

Entirely deserved.

ANDER YOU FUCKIN IDIOT

and now you know why they keep diving
here are your '''''premier''''' league champs

Mou just got his excuse for losing, that's why he's smirking

What a surprise

They can't score, so they start diving

>Herrera

get fucked you faux hard man lesbian cunt

post yer face wen fellaini also gets sent off

>her her her

poor Micky T

>NO MORE BULLYING HAZARD

>It's fellaini o'clock

>fellaini
at least there's the europa league lads

Glad the ref is cracking down on all these halfway line fouls

this

>de gay

seriously though...
>taking down hazard 0.2 seconds after the ref talks to the captain about them needing to stop fouling hazard

stupid fuck

Come on Mou
Worst sub

Broken Rib pls

Wow, Mourinho seems to be enjoying this

>de ad

>Just made 800 bucks thanks Herrera Ahahah

That was easy

Wage fags please explain why you slave away in your cubicles while I make triple what you make by being a /bet/ God.

Feels good man.

>Uefacelona

United customers mad as fuck

United players circling the ref as usual

>Fellaini

protect yourselves from those elbows, lads

Except they haven't, couldn't, and wouldn't.

>de gea ded

Another sub incoming kek

F

ayy lmao

How is that a red

>DE GAY

Hopefully we can grind out a draw and bring this back to OT now.

And with Herrera out Pogba will be invisible for the rest of the match.

>mouyes

LE ABU REF DOES IT AGAIN!

WHO CAN CONTAIN THIS MADMAN??!?!!?

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