Are you looking for something to give your worthless life meaning? Do you enjoy shitting on people in video games and making them sperg the fuck out with minimal effort? Do you want to become part of a brotherhood of autism the likes of which you'll find nowhere else?
Join us in Tribal Wars 2.
1). Go to en.tribalwars2.com (make sure you are on the international server => en. in url)
2). Make your account (YOU HAVE TO CREATE YOUR ACCOUNT ON THE DESKTOP VERSION FIRST! The mobile version doesn't allow you to choose your spawn location)
3). Realm is Eketorp (en31) (important!)
4). Spawn in the North West (important!)
5). Post your username IN THIS THREAD. Make sure it isn't anything really offensive or the faggy mods could ban you. You'll be invited to a tribe afterwards.
6). Follow the tutorial and then do the quests: you'll learn as you play. More difficult questions about the game will be answered on Discord.
7). Once you've joined the tribe, you will receive an invite to the Discord server. You are home.
Caleb White
bump
Mason Morris
COME HELP DESTROY WEEKS OF OTHER PEOPLE'S CREATIONS
Landon Flores
The crusade has dawned on us all
Chase Cook
Normies are very upset
>pic related
David Carter
how to choose realm
Jose Johnson
if you cant figure that out, we dont need you
Ryan Adams
If you follow the link from op it should automatically put you in the right realm atm!
Dylan Mitchell
Darren Pls
Waiting for instructions
Jack Martin
not joining discord but im down for the other stuff, might start in an hr
Cooper Clark
If you're not joining discord, you're missing out on everything this game is about.
Samuel Long
byump
Lucas Rogers
yakuza numba won
Cooper Reyes
DEUS VULT
Leo Lee
bump for justice
Noah Watson
oy vey the normies are boiling
Parker Allen
get the fuck in here faggots
Brody Ramirez
bumpin
Connor Miller
>oh user why don't you play this wonderful browser game with me :3
Bentley Brown
Use to play this back in the day on world 4, hope they have a mobile version.
Justin Bailey
Yes they do have an app. But you need to start on the computer first because the app spawns you in a random direction. Join us!
Andrew Cruz
just did. My names Dave Warrior Princess
Alexander Morris
Wewlad need more bodies cmon
Colton Ramirez
Made a account. Spawned in Northwest. Doing tutorial. Name is ZeroAfterDeath
Matthew Ward
One sec im shitting rn ill join in a couple minutes
Lincoln Price
Alright, you'll get invited soon.
Chase Thompson
Got the invite but max members in the tribe.
Jackson Rogers
We're making another tribe which you will be invited to soon
Adrian Powell
...
Wyatt Scott
...
Dylan Morris
Im in... fucking genius
Adam Long
Username MudkipZ
Asher Price
...
Christopher Lee
What in the Great Paladin's name did you just say about me, you little peasant? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in my Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Worlds 40, 41, 43, 63, and 64, and I have over 300 confirmed nobles. I am trained in tribal warfare and I’m the top Paladin in the entire Tribal Wars forces. You are nothing to me but just another barb. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this World, record my remarks. You think you can get away with saying those buzzwords to me over the Internet? Think again, spear-scrub. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of Tribes across World 64 and your co-ordinates are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, serf. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your village. You’re getting nobled, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can noble you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Spearmen. Not only am I extensively trained in noble-train combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the World 64 Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable village off the face of the continent, you little peon. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” attack was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your useless troops. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you Spear-fearing farmhand. I will spew nobles all over you and you will drown in them. You're getting rimmed in the name of The Great Paladin in the Sky, kiddo
Jacob Mitchell
get in right meow
Bentley White
these normies need assrape cmon
Evan Sanchez
Havent done a tribal wars raid in a looooong time... Might have to join
Levi Lewis
Join us fam
Christopher Evans
do it faggot we are worse than ever but with better memes
Nolan Ortiz
made an account, doing tutorial- DEUS VULT CATAPULT
Lucas Martin
check your mesaages for the discord invite u cuck
Austin Nguyen
added. welcome to the crusade brother
Benjamin Johnson
I remember this game. tons of fun fucking with faggots. unfortunately I can't join right now but to anyone thinking about it, do it.
