Can someone explain to me what the hell the point of going to a strip club is, or what you're suppose to do in one...

Can someone explain to me what the hell the point of going to a strip club is, or what you're suppose to do in one? Everytime I go to one I end up having a shitty time. The dancers have shitty personalities, like they dont even try to be somewhat pleasure. And it seems like it's only 2-3 guys that actually get attention from the dancers on a personal level. Like if one girl pays attention to you, odds are the rest will too. I mean what kind of bullshit is that? And then i see some of these women bringing their boyfriends to the club? What kind of shithole would allow this, KNOWING that other dudes are going to see that shit and KNOWING those girls are going to be paying a shitlord of attention to them, especially since they're literally going to be surrounded by women?

Anyway, am i missing something here? How do i have a good time at one? I've tried going with hundreds, dancing up, dancing down, tipping big, nothing works. I went last night and i had a horrible time, and I've been to that same one plenty of times. Or is it just a massive waste of time because that's what i'm starting to think too.

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Strip clubs are a waste of time and money.
Go out and get laid. More attention and costs nothing.

you're probably that weird dude at the club that tries to save the dancers from being a "prostitute" stuck in human trafficking

That's what I want to do for sure. It's hard right now because I literally have no clothes for that shit, but yeah I'm getting annoyed by how crappy I get treated at strip clubs
Actually no I could care less about the dancers. There was only one girl that I actually really liked but generally speaking I think most of them are literal trash

You have to go to a club where you can have sex with the girls. Actual strip clubs where you can't do anything are beyond pointless. you even get kicked out if you start to jerk off.

You answered your own question then OP

I think what you're missing here is the fact that you're the sort of guy who couldn't get laid at a whorehouse.

I guess so, not really into hookers tho
How did i answer it?
I've never tried an actual whorehouse, but don't those girls literally fuck anyone with money?

I used to date strippers. The best way to get a strippers attention is to ignore them. Sit at a table, not at the stage and act like you dont give a fuck. Talk to your boys and ignore the girls, they will come.

>clothes for that shit
Unless you're trying to meet homosexuals, nobody cares what a fucking dude wears.
Provided you don't look like an actual hobo, girls don't care about that shit.

I don't have friends so that's not an option
By that I mean I have no jeans or good shirts. I'm not gonna go to the bar in fucking sweatpants I'm not a total idiot either

No, they'll fuck 99.99% of the population, but not just ANYONE. They won't fuck the most repellant dregs of society, such as yourself.

>It's hard right now because I literally have no clothes for that
>but generally speaking I think most of them are literal trash

Women pick up on that shit user, sounds to me like you roll in with Doritos on your breath and a massive superiority complex. But honestly 2/10 times a club will be legit fun, the rest its best treated as a bar but with tittys

Drink. Look at tits and ass. Get lap dance. Champagne room blow jobs.

It's not hard to figure out dumbass.

Whatever you say bud, because I'm sure hookers have standards right? Not that I care what a whore thinks anyway

Seems like you do pal

>to the bar
Why? People go to bars in sweatpants all the time.
Clubs are a little different, but a girl won't reject you because you're wearing sweatpants.

Ur expectations are too high, go to one that has a pool table, play w a friend and enjoy free tiddays and beer. You cant really have a bad time like that

But that's the thing, I feel like it doesnt even matter. Even when I shower, dress up and all that bullshit it's still the same. Plus it's a titty bar, I shouldn't even have to go the extra mile anyway imo. All I should need is money, which I have when i go, and the rest should fall into place but no
No I care about my own pleasure and myself having a good time
I've been to bars and clubs a plenty and I have never once seen someone in sweatpants. Not on the weekend at least maybe the weekday is different. I feel like I'd stick out way too much. It doesn't matter anyway I plan on buying some jeans in the next week or so, I'm ready to get back out there and meet women.

They don't have MANY standards, but they do have SOME. And you're the outlier, that rare exceptional case who literally couldn't get laid at a whorehouse.

>sweatpants
I'm thinking your clubs don't have lap dances because wearing jeans defeats the purpose. If it's just table dances then going often isn't going to be much fun.

This guys got it right here. I've only been to a couple clubs but when I go I go with friends and for drinks, the tits are just extra to look at. If your trying to fuck a stripper will cost way more than a escort

> I've tried going with hundreds

u fkn wot m8

Try a different club than, you don't have to go the extra mile just don't go expecting amazing shit to go down. Go on a slow day, in some clean clothes, tip moderately and buy girls drinks. They're happy to keep you company if only to get off their feet

I hooked up with a stripper during a lap dance. Got her real name, addes her to facebook. Only thing was I was 2000km from where I lived so nothing came from it.

I've had a great time in strip clubs.

Sauce pls?

Maybe in an upscale bar downtown or something.
The bars near my university had plenty of sweatpants.
But the real question is why you don't have any jeans.
Who doesn't have jeans?

You drink with mates whilst oggling TnA, other than the expense how would you not have a good time. Granted without a missus to go home to it can leave you feeling pretty toey.

how do you get bjs from strippers

Pay them

Tip a lot and have a big dick

I really don't feel like their too high. All I want is to drink, look at some tits, have a nice chat with the bartender, and just generally not get treated like a fucking animal.
Okay so I see you're an idiot who can't read. Just fuck off
Again, if we're talking about REGULAR clubs here and not strip clubs, I have never once in my life seen a man go to a club with sweatpants. Most places wont even let you the fuck in if you're wearing jeans, let alone sweatpants. But yeah I definitely go to strip clubs in sweatpants, fuck that I want my money's worth lol.
Its not really about fucking them tho, I'm just sick of the constant bullshit when i go to one. I don't get it at all.
I usually spend 80-150 max, and that's if I'm drinking my ass off. Not like I'm breaking the bank here.
I guess you have a point there. Maybe I have been going a little overboard with not giving a shit.
I mean I do have jeans, but they don't really fit me anymore. They're too tight and I look faggy when i wear a pair, plus it's uncomfortable as fuck. Even when i go to a college bar, I never see anyone with sweatpants. I think I've only gone to a bar once in sweatpants, but I was already wasted so at that point I didn't give two shits.
I just get treated like trash. Back when I was in shape it was a little different, I got plenty of attention and bitches would want lapdances hard. But now? It's totally different. It's just weird I dunno, maybe I need to find new places?

Do you faggots honestly not know you are being baited? WTF newfags

At what point have i been baiting anybody faggot?

So just stop going. What's the issue? I've never gone. Always seemed like a big waste of time and money.

I like going in the dayshift, thats when i get attention from the mediocre strippers. at night its too much niggs and richfags

Go to a titty bar to look at titties and get horned up. Single, you try to fuck. Married, you try to fuck or go home and fuck the wife while thinking of the stripper.

Ha! Jokes on you.

My girlfriend's last name ends in PNG.

TAKE THAT FAGGOT

Then what am i suppose to do if I'm bored, want to drink, and look at tits? Most regular places on the weekdays are empty as fuck, and sometimes I'm just not in the mood to deal with rejection and all the other shit that comes with going to bars
I've only done that once, I would go at dayshifts but the urge to drink would be way too strong and I spent a shitlord of money that day

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I assume you're a sperg

Ahh, Robyn, many loads spent to her.

Relax, bro. Fun topic. Reminded me of some good times with buddies, as well. If it's bait, I'm no bothered.

get one to whisper in your ear, if they make you feel special then its over. i hate generic dances though. i rather pay for fake love.

>"I could care less"
What a fag, he cares. Bet he says thank you after getting ass raped by a tranny.

You are over thinking it for one
But on top of that, you are probably being the creepy guy, if you are fat this won't help your case.

I've enjoyed strip clubs everytime i go to them, the best way to get a girl to stick to your table and keep you company if you want is to buy them drinks. What I do and it always works, otherwise why do you care if a girl is giving someone personal attention? If you really want to see them up clsoe and personal pay the 30 to get a lapdance and be done with it.

You aren't suppose to really go alone either, you go with a few bros and drink a ton of beer. Going by yourself makes you look really lonley and moreso creepy. The girls are secondary, your bros and alcohol are first, you just go to them cause you don't want to go to traditional bars and some tits on the side is great.

I went to a strip club once and a dancer gave me her number. Now I can never go back lest I break my perfect streak.

Wait,who came on 4chin to bitch cuz strippers ignore him? Oh yeah,YOU!

>Can someone explain to me what the hell the point of going to a strip club is, or what you're suppose to do in one?
Didn't read the rest of your post because it looks like you wrote a fucking novel just to ask one question.
Anyway, I've always felt the same way about strip clubs. Unless you go to a shady one and plan to spend a shitload of money to get to either touch the girls or possibly even fuck them, you're essentially just looking at porn.
>naked girl in front of you but you can't touch her
That's porn

>But yeah I definitely go to strip clubs in sweatpants,
>I just get treated like trash.

Since when can you not touch?

Best professional amateur cumslut ever. Years worth of loads spent to her. Sad her comeback was short lived.

>Going by yourself makes you look really lonley and moreso creepy.

Not at all, dude. I go by myself from time to time. I'm always respectful and thank the girls for their time when the dances finish. Never expect to get in their pants or fondle them. Just really enjoy the company and closeness and smell of a beautiful girl with no strings attached. Have ended up dating a few dancers. Was fun.

But, again, going alone does not make you a creepy dude.

Being a creepy dude makes you a creepy dude.

yea man touch is a must, you gotta go to the rachet clubs. were are you at?

I once got into an argument with a deaf stripper, and she cussed me out on a notepad for telling her to get the fuck off'a me.

Wait, she had a comeback? all my vids of her are 15+ years old

>deaf stripper who writes on a notepad
I'd have propose to her then and there thats adorable.

Deaf girls are the worst, they have no idea what their moans sound like.

Few years ago she had another website. Naughtyrobin.net but now it's gone. Has a twitter but its just a link spammer to some rude vids. She said she had a unreleased vid for sale a while ago from whenifeelnaughty but I've never seen it. Twitter is robincharles69

She had a big ass and a rotten attitude, and was far from adorable. Not all strippers are hot, user.

I know that, last time I was at the club I was talking to this huge black stripper. Strip club I visit girls pay to work and then they can keep their profits but she had gotten so lil money she was in debt to the club 2k.

different states have different laws

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What the fuck is a strip club anyways? You burguers are very strange. Here people who need sex pay a hooker.

What to do when they come?

>don't those girls literally fuck anyone with money?
OP understands how a whorehouse works.

He got you good OP

So ask them to go into the champagne room?Then you just honestly ask them for a blowjob for money? Please explain. I have money but I'm shit at talking to women

You aren't talking to a woman, you're talking to a professional. Do you talk to a female doctor any differently than you'd talk to a male one?

This

I'm trying to say that I severely lack the skills to get a random woman to blow me. Do I just say, heyyy I'll give you x amount of money if you blow me in the Champaign room? Won't that get me kicked out?

maybe you just smell bad

I call bullshit. I work for a strip club. They NEVER let the girls tabs go 2 shifts.

If she cant pull $70 a shift then she is too ugly to work as a stripper.

Yeah, strippers have a door charge, I forget what they call it. Per night. Weekend nights are higher. Good ones can make bank, shitty ones work tuesdays and can get aggressive with trying to get you into the VIP room. Thats pretty much what happened with the deaf chick. She was only getting dollars from the chair work, which doesn't add up to much.

Best way to get stripper to blow me?

Pay her

i've only been to one once a couple years ago. a bunch of my friends thought it would be fun. it was weird, but the chicks were actually really friendly. they didn't try to rip me off. they did try to get me drunk. they were always feeding me shots by putting the glass between their tits and pouring the whiskey in my mouth. and there was this really hot costa rican chick there who was swinging from a bar on the ceiling and doing all this acrobatic stuff, putting her pussy like right in front of my face. she told me that she knew me from sociology 101, but i didn't remember her, because there were like 300 people in that class. but sure enough, she walked up to me that week, looking cute in her hoodie and before i knew it she was sucking my dick in the elevator up to my dorm room. we had a lot of fun that semester. ah, good times.

what were we talking about again? oh, yeah, strip clubs. yeah, they're stupid, but it's better than some of the people who spend hundreds of dollars a night on cam sluts. that's just pathetic on a whole nother level.

Dunno dude - I work for a classy place. The call metro when they find a girl blowing a guy.

Find an escort/hooker jesus its not that hard.

Do you live in a small town? Drive down to the ghetto, hookers are all over.

But how to initiate?

The only utility i find in going to a strip club is making my wife and female friends question their sexuality.

That's a whole lot of fun.

It's for losers and pervs. Not normal guys

Was in "VIP" at lower end club getting lap dace, she said "you want sum pussy hundred more bucks" lel no thx

Seeing (hopefully young, attractive) women naked.

Getting drunk and watching tits bounce.

Get sucked off in the "vip rooms" by 8/10 "dancers".

Its also a good way to get tossed out. They can't blow you in the VIP, they either have cameras or a mirrored window the bouncer checks. I got thrown out once for getting a hand job, didn't even have my pants down, just her hand in my fly. Pretty drunk, too. Not the optimal time to get expelled.

That's still pretty cool

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tellem ur not interested or see if they offer anything. 10 bucks for a bj

Man that's lame. So pretty much it's not happening in a strip club?

Normal guys don't like tits and alcohol? Okay fag

If she's that kind of stripper she'll be pretty up front about it once you're alone in the room.

I love strip clubs. Me and a few of my associates would conduct buisness there. Bada Bing!!

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Not all strip clubs follow the same rules, ours is in a smaller town, population around 20k~ so they take what they can get.

Yeah thats going to be some world class blow job my dude.

Yeah. If you find a freaky chick, you can have some contact. Feel some tits, get an ass motorboated in your face, shit like that. I look for tattoo girls. Getting the 10/10 gymnast usually sucks.

Thanks for that. I suppose they are not really out anything, so could carry a girl. But if she cant make bank, then she needs to enter nursing career.

well 10-20 is solid range...

also can girls take there pants off at your strip clubs? they can here. full beaver woo

In Vegas there are topless and nude clubs. Topless can serve alcohol, nude none.

So there is your answer.

And the cops are vicious here...will try to entrap

When I was in my early 20's, they allowed full nude BYOB places, and all the talent went there like a salmon run. The places with g-strings turned into scumholes. I'm happiest at a nude joint, but haven't gone in several years. I just like the show, and after they run their line-up twice, I get a long VIP with a raunchy chick, tip big, hopefully cum from grinding, and go the fuck home.

If you in vegas go to pahrump it's nearby and has a legal brothel. Women are pretty attractive and so far no diseases, been there 3 times so far.