ITT: Reasons not to kill yourself

ITT: Reasons not to kill yourself

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> ITT: Reasons not to kill yourself

Someone will kill you with a knife. no need to do it yourself.

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Cause user, I will miss you.

I promise to my family that don't gonna do it.

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Good beer, cooking good food, going for a run, bullshitting with a friend. Seeing a comedy show and laughing with a bunch of strangers. Life is inherently shitty, but there's definitely cool things that help you catch your breath if you sit down and appreciate it.

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This.

Jesus them digits...

Once you truly realize that you don't need the love of anyone else and therefore won't ever be disappointed again, you will feel such liberation that ending your life before you feel such freedom is robbing yourself of life's greatest joy.


also you'll leave a mess if you kill yourself and someone is going to have to clean that shit up Jeremy, and that's very selfish. Why are you so selfish Jeremy?

warm showers and milk coffee

Fake and gay

Sex robots

I haven't killed my asshole friends with an axe yet.

Only the dankest of memes can give me some temporary relief.

You got me, there is no magic genie that can give people tastebuds in their asshole. But what I wrote is relatively true. Not sure which you meant

laziness

I made some bacon and beer&cheese brats, along with some plums and Stax on the side.
Good enough for me.

My life insurance through my job doesnt cover suicide.

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The fact that you want to die is reason enough not to die, just to get back at yourself for being a cunt.

I am designing a rocket to break the record. I don't care if someone from the FBI or shit reads it, they won't take it serious anyways.

weed
faint hope that I will live to see interstellar space travel and possibly the discovery of another intelligent lifeform
Video games are pretty okay too

if you kill yourself you will no longer be able to enjoy the pleasures of eating, sleeping and fapping. Some people need to feel important in order to find purpose/meaning in life but for others just living is good enough.

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