So i read that people sprinkle cocaine on their dicks to numb it and last longer in bed

So i read that people sprinkle cocaine on their dicks to numb it and last longer in bed.
Is there a poor mans alternative to this too ?

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buy 5$ worth of coke and it will most likely work

That is hands down the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard.

Don't wish you lasted longer, I usually don't get to cum because my girl finishes and dries up before I come close. It sucks man

poorer than $5 of coke, nope.....

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Or be even cheaper and grab some gel used to numb babies mouths during teething.

Take a knife and cut your balls off, you will last forever

Instead of buying the coke you steal it

Here's a free tip... its called KEEGLE exercise. So you know that feeling when you gotta pee but you gotta hold it and you can contract your dick... do that like 50 times a day... if you can do that more... do it. This keeps you from cumming. Anyone that needs cream or coke or whatever the fuck is inferior. Also, when you fuck a chick and are about to blow your load... stop. Take your dick out and start making out with the bitch... go down on her, suck on her titties. She will think your full of passion. Let your dick get soft. Fuck it. Make her start sucking again. And then start fingering her until she's all over the place. Get a god damn HITACHI MAGIC WAND.

There's literally 1000's of options before this one. But most of you are fucking sucks, and some pudgy motherfucker like me can make your girl squirt. I'm maybe a 5 at best and I consistently fuck HOT BITCHES. I have dudes coming up to me on the street asking me what my "game" is.

Learn from someone that is not a chad, has done shrooms over 200 times, and literally does not care about life.

This is how you get pussy Sup Forums... ON A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL. I could be considered BETA, but I learned how to combine alpha and beta... true king.

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Ron Jeremy knows whats up. I kinda look like jack black. I fuck WAY hotter chick then I should. But fuck those stupid bitches anyway. What the fuck are you doing in life OP.... user? Where you fuckers at?

Just buy those condoms with benzocaine in them. If your a real quick shooter get the Trojan ones they have benzocaine and they are thicker. If not. Get the Durex prolong condoms. They are thinner so you'll feel a bit more.

Squirter = uncontrollable urination.

Buy these at Walmart op. You'll thank me later

This.

You should use condoms anyway, pulling out is the scariest shit. Use numbing ones, and gradually adapt to thick ones then thin ones, and then maybe condomless if you're I dunno married or something.

Whats your point virgin? Being unable to control yourself is the point.

Dude, fuck that, buy the ULTRA THINS... you wanna feel some pussy. Jesus... this thread is full of kids under 25.

>Sprinkle coke on your dick
>Feels numb man
>Insert penis into vagina
>Coke now in her vagina
>Girl gets numb
>Neither of you cum
Great idea dawg.

cocaine acts as anestecic.

You can achive the same effect with a tiny drop of lidocaine (the one used for babys when their teeth grow)

The whole point of the thread is lasting longer in bed, you retard. Pretty sure he can feel it if he's shooting his load off quick you damn 12 year old.

This is why its so easy to make girls cheat on dudes. lol. But ok... keep going with your thread. ha ha.

Rub Vics Vapor Rub on your dick. The cooling menthol has the same numbing effect and your girl will love the minty flavor when she blows you.

even better. blow some coke into yer girls butthole. r rim her and rim her with blow. it will get her butt primed for some PREMIUM busted. numbs her butt, primed for you to pump deep and hard.
shits cash dawg real talk!

It's menthol scented but really works user.

Toothpaste

Also it feels good anyways, i use it for me coke wanks, just rub a tip around the head especially around the base of the tip, numbs it up nice so you beat the hell outta it. Its like cocaine pleasure radiating from your dick

I meant premium buttsex

COKE-BUTTHOLE= PREMEIUM BUTTSEXIN

Grow Up

Yeah Inow of a cheap and better way.
Meth the poor mans coke

>Take a knife and cut your balls off, you will last forever

That's actually incorrect. Even without balls, you still cum fluid (but without sperm). It comes from your prostate.

I am a grownup. a grown ass man, who thourgly enjoys hardcore anal sex with women. they love it too. I am sorry you had a bad experience with buttsex, or even yet, long for a deep docking in your rectum.
dont knock it until you have tried it.
ever watch anal orgy pornos? I urge you to checkout, and indulge in one of the best feelings ever

girls who start wearing thongs, are literally trying their minds and butts for whats to come. you think it feels good to have apiece of cloth rubbing and up your butthole all day? from movies, media, and slutty friends, certain women will find this out, and enjoy it. Anal sex is here to stay, and with a little Blow in yer nose, and their butthole, your in for one memorable buttsex experience

the last one, a nice thick redhead with a kid; she was getting off drugs, and craved a more intense sexual experience. she even approached me about it, and I was happy to oblige. soon after that, it was amazing, I would literally make slow, hot sweaty buttsex, and she, nor I, have never came harder...

Ahh I miss you Mol, How I long to have my dick deep in your rectum again, as I slowly kissed caress you

ayyyy dawg so main lining coke is more efficient, therefore inject some coke right into your dick to save money. Now you can have all the surprise butt secks you could ever want without blowing your load in 10 seconds. (I will not be held accountable for accidental overdose or exploded gangrene penis.)

dont forget the awesome nasal sex as well

actually you dumb nigger, shooting that shit is wack. white light, white heat for a min. thats it. a waste. snort a line, then buttsex. you all should try it

>bangin hit chicks
>and basically
>you're fucking stupid

just hit it with a hammer

what a waste of good coke

Are you actually finishing too soon, or do you just think that you will because you are a virgin?

To me fapping and sex are two different activities. I usually fap fairly quick, but I can last much longer during sex. Sex feels better, so I make it a point to last long, plus eventually I stopped focusing so much on thinking "not yet" the entire time.

benzocaine or lidocaine

anything you numb your cock with is gonna numb her insides too though.

It was a joke.... Who the fuck injects coke into their dick?