What can I do with this?

What can I do with this?

inb4 no in the ass, no cut my dick, no kill myself

You could cut some veggies up and make a nice salad :)

Rolling for this^

IF YOU TAKE AWAY ALL THE FUN OPTIONS,
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF EVEN POSTING THIS THREAD?!

Reroll

Hey OP, can you specify a clear goal for whay we need to roll for?

Yes in your ass, yes cut your dick off,and most
certainly yes kill yourself

Rolling

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Cut all your toes and fingers off obviously

Use it to cut up vegetables and make a nice wok curry dish.

reroll.

Throw it at your TV

keep it in your kitchen for when you need it and go to bed

Third time is the charm.

Buy a nice cake
use the knife to cut it
and then you eat that fucking cake

this

Rolling for this.

Why won't OP make a salad? :(

put it in a cake and give it to a prisoner

>shit on a plate
>cut it up into 6 pieces of equal length
>consume

Come on op, use it to make a healthy meal.

rolling for healthy meal

lorr

throw it in the bin

OP, i'd make a really nice roast beef then slice it paper thin and mix it with provalone and onions for the perfect cheesesteak. no fucking chezze whiz, that's goddamn blasphemy

roll

Come on now.

Make it dull with sandpaper

Huh consistently 3 off from trips.

Fuck it, go buy burgers instead OP

trips or dubs already.

make with oil

Why do we argue? Life's so fragile, a successful virus clinging to a speck of mud, suspended in endless nothing

roll

cut your ethernet

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That's not a healthy meal like tells you to do.

now?

That's tea, not a meal.

what a nice and wholesome man :)

let's roll so op can enjoy some good healthy garden

It is thus necessary that the individual should finally come to realize that his own ego is of no importance in comparison with the existence of the nation, that the position of the individual is conditioned solely by the interests of the nation as a whole.

What happens if I cut that tube?

There's only one way to find it out, cut it