Ciro Immobile

>Ciro Immobile
>Capable of moving
How does this happen?

Because Latins know no rules

>Verrati
>overrati
Pottery

>Daley Blind
>can see just fine
How does this happen?

>Lionel MESSI

He's quite clean and precise

It's metaphorical, to describe his footballing ability.

>Danny Drinkwater does drink water

>George Best

Accurate

>Andy King
>Isn't royalty

>Paolo Negro
>is actually quite light-skinned
How does this happen?

How you know?

...

>Schweinsteiger

>Jose Mourinho
>isn't a moorian rhino

what is going on

>Ciro Ferrara
>owner of his team also owns Ferrari

hmmmmm

Literal Anime eyes

>german """humour""""

>Cristiano ronaldo
>90% of his fanbase is muslim

i'm i doing it right guise

kek

>ronaldinho
>isn't a dinosaur

wtf i hate names now!?!

>Chris Smalling
>6'4"
Nothing justifies this

>german humour

>Waybe Bridge
>doesn't function as a methaphorical bridge between his lover and his club's captain
Can a man be misnamed in a more profound fashion?

>he doesn't know about ironic surnames

americans everyone

good one

>Delfina Suarez
>is an anagram for Anfield

>Kyle Walker
>Is known for running really fast

How do these situations occur?

>Jordan Larsson
>Is actually Henriks son.

>Doing this to your child

This club never stops making me cringe

At least he isn't molesting his daughter.

>Only ever saw the other picture where they're eating a meal in a restaurant
>Thought it was just a one off ocassion

Why isn't this being investigated?!!?

>Stephen Ireland
>Is actually irish
>Refuses to play for Ireland's NT

>"Daddy I am next!"
The man has a plan, can't blame him for it.

>Mfw they both sue him when they grow up

>Jamal Blackman
>oh wait

The man has no boundaries.

big smacker a.k.a. le the lips slip

this is shopped right?

this condom doesn't slip

That's what happens when you were molested constantly as a child