>Ciro Immobile
>Capable of moving
How does this happen?
Ciro Immobile
Because Latins know no rules
>Verrati
>overrati
Pottery
>Daley Blind
>can see just fine
How does this happen?
>Lionel MESSI
He's quite clean and precise
It's metaphorical, to describe his footballing ability.
>Danny Drinkwater does drink water
>George Best
Accurate
>Andy King
>Isn't royalty
>Paolo Negro
>is actually quite light-skinned
How does this happen?
How you know?
...
>Schweinsteiger
>Jose Mourinho
>isn't a moorian rhino
what is going on
>Ciro Ferrara
>owner of his team also owns Ferrari
hmmmmm
Literal Anime eyes
>german """humour""""
>Cristiano ronaldo
>90% of his fanbase is muslim
i'm i doing it right guise
kek
>ronaldinho
>isn't a dinosaur
wtf i hate names now!?!
>Chris Smalling
>6'4"
Nothing justifies this
>german humour
>Waybe Bridge
>doesn't function as a methaphorical bridge between his lover and his club's captain
Can a man be misnamed in a more profound fashion?
>he doesn't know about ironic surnames
americans everyone
good one
>Delfina Suarez
>is an anagram for Anfield
>Kyle Walker
>Is known for running really fast
How do these situations occur?
>Jordan Larsson
>Is actually Henriks son.
>Doing this to your child
This club never stops making me cringe
At least he isn't molesting his daughter.
>Only ever saw the other picture where they're eating a meal in a restaurant
>Thought it was just a one off ocassion
Why isn't this being investigated?!!?
>Stephen Ireland
>Is actually irish
>Refuses to play for Ireland's NT
>"Daddy I am next!"
The man has a plan, can't blame him for it.
>Mfw they both sue him when they grow up
>Jamal Blackman
>oh wait
The man has no boundaries.
big smacker a.k.a. le the lips slip
this is shopped right?
this condom doesn't slip
That's what happens when you were molested constantly as a child