You have 10 seconds to name something better than a proper English Breakfast

You have 10 seconds to name something better than a proper English Breakfast.

That looks rotten

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Slamming your toe into the end table when stumbling around at night.

That doesn't look appetizing at all.

Deez nuts

That looks like a homeless persons interpretation of a full English. Get your shit together

>paying to post on an internet message board

your poor. enjoy your 9-5 you blithering zilch.

You have 10 seconds to tell me if we're banging or not

I went to a Korean restaurant once that had 'Spicy Beef Penis' on the menu. I'd rather take my chances with that than the meal in your pic OP.

Shrimp and grits

No u

If that's a proper English breakfast, then so is my cock.

shit

Op that is not a porper English Breakfast.

This is. Maybe add some fried bread instead of toast.

Well done, sir.

Bacon McGriddle

Your cock has to be English though.

my homemade farmer-carrots-and-apples juice

spbp

I like meals that make me almost crap my pants, that fits the bill.

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>10 seconds

no idea what that is but thats not a full english
anyway, a full scottish breakfast (this is coming from an englishman aswell)

Its the same as a full english but with white pudding rather than black pudding and also haggis.

always thought haggis was disgusting, had it hungover with breakfast, realised its the food of gods.

But thats not a proper english breakfast

From left to right
>sausage looks like a frankfurter or hotdog sausage. Should be proper sausages
>Tomato not fried
>beans are ok
>no bacon just what looks like half cooked thin ham.
>The only potato that should ever be found on an english breakfast is a potato cake
>no Toast
>no Mushrooms
>Badly Done eggs
>No hash brown
>No black pudding
>covered in white shit which I can only guess is salt and there should not be that much of it.

This is an anti-english bait thread for sure.

Just about anything.

Jackie Chan

No fucking black pudding

how can you eat that in the morning
pic related italian breakfast

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Blood sausage

Deep fried mars bar

Snickers are better fam
There used to be a chippy where you could take your own chocolate in for deep frying was amazing when stoned

Raw vomit

Based on that picture, literally anything else

Your mom's vagine

What about cod semen drissled Susi
>Japan wut

proper turkish breakfast

genital torture

I'm allergic to nuts fam fudge bars where ma favorite

It's impossible.

Hunger