What went wrong?

What went wrong?

he went to Turkey

he married a kebab

nothing. right looks better

he married a yufka and went to erdoland

I thought he was really catholic thanks to inter milan players

he became a man you underage faggots

She's not a kebab

>being in Turkey as a Dutchie right now

RIP

he didn't
he's quarter kebab himself though

Take a sip for every time he attempts a long shot

>being in Turkey right now
Ftfy

His first wife was ugly and then married a 9/10

This

Messi stole his ballon d'or.

What's up with all those bald dutchies

>le stay deep and still score man

>Turkey in general

Rafa Benitez

left looked like a fuccboi from a Village People video

this, one of the rare dudes who looks better bald

Pretty much nothing.

>le best player in 2010 by everyone who isn't a pissed juventino like platini man

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Before Sup Forums, after Sup Forums.

Also correct.
>calls Netherlands Nazis for not allowing his propaganda there
>calls Germany Nazis for similar reasons
>calls Switzerland Nazis because one of their newspapers urged their Turkish immigrants to vote against the referendum

he took advice from robben's hair consultant

Is this about his hair?

no. his career

Should have gone to United when he had the chance desu

Nazis literally are nationalists though and unfortunately for Europe, nationalism leads to war.

Remember last time France and Germany had national pride?

But Rooney is just as good if not better.

I thought that was Robin van Persie?

He started playing soccer as a child.

>bald
he just trimmed his hair. he WOULD look bad bald because his face covers only a small part of his head.

people who look good bald have big manly faces that dominate the head. the entire shtick is to not make your head look like an egg.

galatasaray used to be good right?