Need new kink for me and my girlfriend

Need new kink for me and my girlfriend.

we've done:
ageplay
incest
crossdressing (me)
pegging
anal
we don't like bdsm or forceful stuff

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Scat

pic related?

very related

i dont think i could deal with the smell

exhibitionism definitely

i wanted to try to cam with like masks but she's afraid her brother will see her somehow

she got a tampon in?

yea chicks use them from time to time

>afraid her brother will see her somehow
I think she wants that to happen but won't tell you.

Metal chastity cage. She gets the key.

Cuck shit, fuck off, kill yourself.

Recreate a mini autzwich in your home starve her for a while and only feed her sperm while frantically quoting Hitler and call her Anne

Her brother browses Sup Forums often
He's under the alias OP

Bestiality

mdma

Piss
It's fun and intimate and doesn't smell like scat

Piss in her pussy. Actually feels really nice.

tried to show her that porn but she was totally grossed out

weird because shes seen even more extreme porn

I think we have a winner /thread

she too shy to pee for me

Become a pony for her. Put your muscles to good use carrying her like a champ. It's the least you can do.

That would be gay.

I like her dirty feet

Bullocks
If she watches extreme porn, Peggy you and do incest play you're lying or it's gay and fake

looks like you should try working out

Some Moby Dick role play might go down a treat.

I did it once, it is extremely difficult

How? Just fucking do it, let it out!

>a trail of ash leads to the bed sensually covered in ash.
>she's too weak to fight back unleash the fuhrer

huh

Squirting
Vibrators
Orgasm torture (edge/ruin/forced)
Threesomes
Go to a swingers club see some shit for inspiration

love em chubby

Yes it is. The best way is to wait to have sex until you really have to piss and let it out during your post orgasm semi.

Your bladder physically closes off during arousal. Without arousal, your dick isn't going to be hard enough to penetrate a pussy.

Weight loss

You could try the dirty harmonica

how about an exercise fetish?

>semi chub?

Tell that to my dick, I pissed in the shower with a raging morning wood pointing pretty nuch straight up

It's hard, not impossible. If you hold off until the blader is fuller, the added pressure will make it work I suppose

>inflatables
see if you can both orgazam before a pool toy with both of you on it can fully deflate

Do the alabama hot pocket

If you have a foreskin try ballooning
>mid stream squeeze the foreskin close
It's Awsome even better if you get a girl to do it for you

^ this is possibly true

fisting

Did as a kid, but meh, piss stuff got gross to me after an age

its either you let some big black dude fuck her as you're quietly beating off in the corner, while trying to tell her you love her every 10 seconds as she half replies because shes to stuff with bbc
or
you start hurting the bitch, choke her, yank her hair, backhand her, tie her all limbs spread - have a vibrator pushed against her clitbox(30 seconds to a minutes she starts squirming) - smack her titties (hand print must be left) - hold her mouth open with your hands - dip your dick deep in - sit on her face - tell her when you feel like your ass has been eaten good enough you'll take away the vibrator - ass gets eaten - remove vibrator - smack you pussy

thoughtout the only name she has is "my little slut"
picnotrelated

Not heard of that one let me explain the dirty harmonica
>fill her up with beans and soda
>wait until she needs to fart
>horizontaly rubs your lips across the mouth peice and try to make tune

I would treat her like a fat worthless pig whore but maybe that's bdsm

Cuck shit.
Fuck off.
Kill yourself.

>its either you let some big black dude fuck her as you're quietly beating off in the corner, while trying to tell her you love her every 10 seconds as she half replies because shes to stuff with bbc

Fuck off cuck chill

Op should do the opposite and fuck a hottie in front of that landwhale so he gets some action, unless ofc if he's a fucking millenial jew like you

I looked it up and it says that is the rusty harmonica apparently. The dirty is a girl blowing two guys docking

But cross dressing isn't.

How about fucking dieting? How's that for a fetish, you fat disgrace.

How about you pretend to be her gym teacher who raped her resulting in her obvious fear of exercise

Rusty /dirty depends on region
Cool

Piss-play.
Have her piss on your erect cock and then sit on it and have a dirty pissy fuck.

flanging

Pick up a waitress (and her BF, if she has one), bring them home and go 4-way. Be sure to tip.

peeing stuff

dumbkeint i would like to see OP. shes a landwhale than he probably shot up a school in a alternate dimension. the reason you fairskins cuck is because you wanna give someone you love something you dont, a plus sized cock

This

Well, she's fat and gross, why not have her blow a golden retriever?

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