Gf finds fart porn on my pc and flips out. I am not into scat or farts but had once looked at it as a joke...

Gf finds fart porn on my pc and flips out. I am not into scat or farts but had once looked at it as a joke. She was poking around and found some funny poop videos too. All jokes. She just texted me that I'm gross.

I just thought it would be funny haha.

No. Seriously all I did was once looked at a couple for a few laughs. Now She is saying I'm into poop or something. W tf? She lives with me for 3 m9nths now. Has not come home in several hours.

kek thats pretty funny

Wait for her to return, and then promptly shit in the bed.

She was probably browsing interracial gangrape porn and found your browser history.

tell her you were trying to figure out what was wrong with her

sounds like a shitty relationship tbh

Your GF farts out of her cunt.

Now she is claiming that's why I encourage her to fart openly. B'S. I do so so she will feel like my place her place. I'm not INTO FARTING. WTF

LOOOOL

The only way to salvage this relationship is to just go all alpha male on her and say yeah i wanna hold u down and fart in your face.
Don't be a pussy u would be quite supprised what a women will do in that situation.

Honestly one of the funniest threads for days.

denial at its finest

op farts out of his dick anyways

>fart porn
Rule 34. It's not just for hentai anymore.

OP here. She is kissed and may not come back. She found my browsing history and there were some funny scat sites on there. Also 2 at the most fart videos on my hard drive. I was honest and said it was funny to me. She is SERIOUSLY TAKING THIS THE WRONG WAY.

This.

*pissed. I AM NOT INTO POOP. WTF!?!???

yea you keep telling that yourself you filthy swine

can confirm this works

Suck a reindeer's dick.

>Gf finds fart porn on my pc and flips

don't put shit on a PC someone else has access to because you will deserve any reaction

is this supposed to be an insult you gay?

When all of this blows over in a few days - but one of these and leave it on her pillow.

As for the encouring her to pass gas. She always said for 3 months now that she doesn't feel like it's "Our place" it's more like her staying at my place. So among the MANY THINGS I have suggested among them was hey let it rip if you want.

She found the funny story I wrote. I did it as a joke but she won't believe me. I keep telling her I don't actually mean it sexually even though it's written like that!

You saved it you gross fuck.

fail. forgot pic

And she turns that into "you're always asking me to fart" she is out of control.

Lmao I can't tell if you're serious or not, but if you are she sounds like a bitch anyways. Just let her leave man. If this how she reacts to something like this imagine how she'll react to real problems down the road.

I don't think she's noticed me sniffing the couch or seat she farts on when she isn't there anymore. I do it to see if I should wash it or not, I know she would turn that into something it's not!

True. I'm hurt right now though. And honestly embarrassing

No me posting that dumb shit about couch sniffing. OP here.

Come on. You just went from “probably a troll but pretty good” to “obvious troll is obvious” in one move.

OP here that guy who said I didn't post that is pretending to be me. I don't even know why someone would fake being me.

OP here. I only posted the first two messages, disregard the other posts.

Fuck trying to get help here. B sux. Go suck turds.

OP here, I actually posted every single post in this thread.

At least she didn't find your kiddie porn.

"it's just a joke"
"a friend sent it to me"
"i'm just curious is all"

sounds like OP is a beta for letting his bitch mess around with his sacred shrine.

>PW lock your shit, dude.

1. She doesn't respect your privacy.
2. She's a prude.
3. She's punishing you by not coming home. If you delete everything then her manipulation worked.
4. She's looking to marry you.

Take off all your clothes, go into the bathroom, and wait for her to come home. When she does, she should find you sitting on the toilet bare ass naked and jerking off.

under appreciated comment