Why haven't you served in the military yet Sup Forums?

Why haven't you served in the military yet Sup Forums?

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Been there done that 500+ confirmed kills moved on to a normal life

I won't sacrifice my life for some shekels

too many retards there. who the fuck wants to be basically locked up with a bunch of macho retards? sounds like the gayest thing ever

I did it for 8 years.

Now I make over $100k a year

Just think of the lost income for those 8 years.

cause as far as I can tell America hasn't been in a war that needed to be fought since WW2

Everyone in our team had at least one degree from a prestigious university. Im the guy above with the 500+ kills.

so, how much would you be making if you hadn't let yourself be locked up with retard men for 8 years?

>free housing
>everything discounted
wat m8

whatever you say user

Holy fuck discounts you say? Sign me up.

legally blind in my left eye since birth.
apparently the Navy has some silly rule about landing a plane and something called "depth perception" idkwtf.

I did. 4-40 Ar Bn Ft. Carson, CO 1983 to '87

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When i went to my officer briefing, every single guy there had a degree, some good ones some bad.

But this is in the UK, with a limited military spending. USA take anyone into boot camp

Typical free loading douche bag. Get your own initiative.

Because I dodged the dtaft but they still marked me as second class reservist and sent me home to wait the next invasion...

Obvious bait

>Obvious bait

>> Does not know what bait is

> USA take anyone into boot camp

Well, almost anyone. Not everyone makes it through though. When I went to basic in the spring of 83 we lost 7 from my platoon alone. The next Battalion over lost 6 to a fire and explosion.

Tanks are killer machines. If you mishandle it, it will just as easily kill you.

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convicted pedophile.

Am going to, as an officer.

By the way, serious question. Only infrantrymen can apply to Special Forces?

I will most likely go pilot but would love going that route too.

have been on antidepressants for years. they dont take the mentally unfit

Wait, so these fuckers basically an heroe'd by tank or what?

Disqualified for medical reasons. Became a firefighter instead. 3 saves.

No officers are needed for special forces

i am convinced that all those numbers, acronyms and technical sounding jargon is mostly just a way for retards to try and appear more intelligent. other retards will be impressed by that, no doubt

I tried to but they denied me for having taken ADHD medication. Turned out I never had ADHD though, just multiple sclerosis - shows them!
(No but seriously though the health care would have been nice)

Liar.

But I do, I mean hell, I'm currently deployed

I like working with animals too much to run overseas and shoot at subhumans

Obviously. Why would you even waste their time trying to sign up

Ya i dont get it either. They tried to fight a tank ?

Like POTUS? ok fucko

Currently in the air force

I have....

>inb4 chair force

I came home without a scratch. Pic not related.

Jody here

Because I am not a corporate whore.

#TAKEKNEE

Former shippie here. GM. Veteran of absolutely nothing. Spend 4 years split between Hawaii, Guam and Japan. Lived in each for about a year. Little time at sea outside of transporting goods to/from Qatari waters. No clue what happened to all the shit we brought there. Japanese girls are lame in bed and too uptight to fuck more than a few times. Tenga eggs and Ramen were the most exciting parts if Japan. 2/10 would not return.

Damn thats sad

>serve in the USMC for two years
>involuntarily institutionalized for being a threat to the safety of others
>misdiagnosed with antisocial personality disorder
>discharged (honorably)

I had no place enlisting to begin with and they got rid of me as soon as I got too bad to cover up everything. I can't reenlist without a clean bill of mental health, too, and that's never going to happen.

So we should let them know that OCONUS anons are on Sup Forums?

To be canon fodder that props up corporate profits? No thanks.

Jody! If you’re here, and I’m overseas. That means.....

Because I'm not a faggot

Should I go inn as an officer to the airforce? What's the Best job tire to ebbs up working in the uk

Sounds like faggot talk to me, welcome aboard!

Wait what?

So, they only pick enlisted?

go in as an officer and do 20 years in whatever field you got your degree in. come out set for life.

The CIA already knows

>yet
Kill yourself, imperialist shill.

Because being a whore 50 to 60 hours a week to some faceless corporation isn't enough.....
I have to die in a foreign land to maintain their best interests.
.
None of you fuckers are worth dying for.

During a night training exercise the crew and 2 instructors accidentally crossed over a marked no-go area with their M1-A1 tank.

The area was marked off because of soft ground over a 6 inch high pressure natural gas line. When the tank crossed over the area, the gas line ruptured releasing gas that was then ignited by the M1's turbine engine. There were no survivors. The tank was repaired and refitted.

I remember seeing the fireball from our barracks window at Ft. Knox...

God damn I feel so bad for the wife, she probably hopes to god that one day she doesn't have to wake up in bed next to him. Fucking hilarious.

I have a degree in political science Ann's a master in public administration. I'm 24 . What field would be good?

I'm in the army
>shits quite wack yo
>fort carson

Hell, none of you are worth 50-60 hours a week out of my life.

You're nothing but a neoliberal, a defect of humanity. I recommend suicide.

I was denied at MEPS because of my meth mouth, and HS

>Mental note
>Don go over marked areas

>do 20 years in whatever field you got your degree in. come out set for life.

what the fuck are you talking about

When the fuck did this happen? What even caused the placement for institution?

Good thing they only use drone tanks now

Not really, I am just interested in the public sector and service to others through either non-profit work or govt sanctioned work. I just am not sure what's a good route.

2010. I had been trying for months to get help from the mental health care system and they were making me worse and worse. I actually have bipolar disorder and OCD, so when they prescribed me large doses of SSRIs it made me almost constantly manic. If you don't know how bad bipolar mania can get, I don't even want to get into the details to describe it.

Suffice to say that eventually my body and mind completely broke down, I could not function, and anyone who looked at me could immediately tell that I was not in a rational state of mind. I lashed out at other people and they knew I was at high risk of hurting someone badly so they locked me up for a good long while to prevent anything worse from happening.

It feels like a really bad joke talking about it. I was screened very thoroughly at MEPS and during training, but I just effortlessly lied my way through every test so I would appear to be mentally sound. ...having no record of any kind of mental health care before enlisting does not mean that person should be allowed in.

I'm glad they kicked me out, I needed to be out to get the help I really needed and be seen by competent psychs. It's just such a fucking shame that things got so bad when I was trying as hard as I could to get help.

I have/ am

Could be worse. When I was in there was a guy they wouldn't let out. SSgt Ariamas. He was in C Co 1-8 Inf at Carson. Dude was in his 60s. He was not allowed off post without an at least E-5 escort. Dude lived in the barracks, had a whole three-man room to himself. Fought in Vietnam, never re-enlisted. Every year or so the CO would call him into his office and make him sign an extension for another year. He commanded a TOW Missile track. Used to jack off during firing exercises and field training in the commanders seat of his track. When we went to NTC, he went out in the dessert and came back with four rattle snakes, for breakfast. One had bitten him, but the medics said he had been bitten so many times in his career that he was functionally immune to the venom...

Scary mother fucker let me tell you...

Yes, but we have conscription over here.

Other than getting to fire some anti-aircraft weapons and riding helicopters at treetop level it was a total waste of time.

NOPE! The M1E1 is the current standard MBT for US Armed Forces. Functionally similar to the A1 varient but with an improved gunnery computer and up-gunned from a 105mm rifled gun to a 120mm smooth bore.

Vicious, vicious machine. When I went in in 83, the A1s were just hitting the training units at Ft. Knox. Those motherfuckers will do 80mph on a hard improved road and leap an 8 foot anti-tank ditch under their own power. Ever see 70 tons fly without wings?

Because I don't want to fight the jews' wars for them

>Fucking hilarious.
calm down edge lord no one cares. Btw she divorced him and he od'd on heroine.

I have bone spurs.

>Iraq veterans exposed to tons of carcenogens by the waste buring pits on base
>tanks are reinforced with depeleted uranium that give the crew cancer by radiation posioning


No thanks

>tanks are reinforced with depeleted uranium that give the crew cancer by radiation posioning

Not actually true. DU is too heavy to be used in the armor. What is used in the M1 series is a layered/laminated armor called Chobham Armor, originally developed in England and used by the US, The Brits, and the West Germans.

Depleted Uranium is used in the ammunition, though, and has been since the 70s The current, best armor defeating DU round is Armor Piercing Fin Stabilized Discarding Sabot, or Fin Sabot for short.

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Damn just read that. Crazy. And illinois made their wedding day a holiday

got a problem with unearned authority

im not going to sacrifice my life to be a pawn in foreign policy

cant kill. commandments from god

former 11b. 1 tour in kunar. mostly sucked but was worth it. I see it as practice for the coming race war.

>lost in afghanistan
>lost in race-war

cool story fag

tranny ;)

It says "murder". God has no problem with justified killing.

Did 22 years 11boogaloo.

Not to mention from what i hear they dont burn shit anymore, they have contractors taking it off now lol

Currently serving earling less than $20k a year
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Better make sure you're on the right side, there, combat

What's it like to fight for the jews?

I'm too young. But I would like to maybe serve my country one day if my mental health is stable enough.

That's tough for both of them, but I kinda get it

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i dont fight anything I work in the clinic lul

because i'm not a cuck. you know who fucks your gf while you abroad being a big, brave man killing children? the "coward" that didn't join the retarded military.

Im a youngfag, I take the asvab the 20th

I'm serving my country by teaching its youth.

>0% correct
sounds about right

And? All that means is that neither of you are a fucking prize, huh? Gotta take out that trash...

Then what's it like to treat the men who are fighting for the jews?