Would you rather win half a grand or take this guy's place for an hour?

Would you rather win half a grand or take this guy's place for an hour?

Old whores. I'd take the money

Do I get to fuck the Russian chick in the ass eventually?

Half a grand

People who are obsessed with sex after their mid-20s are sick, and people who are financially irresponsible are useless.

You take the money every time. Pussy isn't even that good. Trust me on that.

I just see it as value, that would cost waaay more than $500.

If we can move it to a bed instead of a fucking countertop, I'd take the deal no problem.

>You take the money every time. Pussy isn't even that good. Trust me on that.
You're probably right.

haffa grand can get you better in the right places

/thread

In my current sitation the women. Ive loads of money and no women.

Where in the past Ive had neither kek.

500 dollars or fucking two just okay-looking women in the kitchen? I guess I take the money.
If it were like Siri and Amarna Miller, then the women.

i can get laid more than an hour and more than two bitches with half a grand so i take the mfucking money

People who are financially responsible would be completely unaffected by the gain or loss of $500...

And I pity the fool with low sex drive like yours

Money. Not even if they were hot ass chicks would i fuck.

$500 for 2 whores is $250 ea

thats some skanky hoes. those 2 would run you at least $1000 ea if not more.

>And I pity the fool with low sex drive like yours
He's being wise, and he's talking about being beyond their mid twenties. Why should he care what you think?

Why the fuck wouldn't you say 500 dollars you fag?

*people beyond

Know how I know you're gay?

So basically it's $500 of free money and then being asked if you would spend it on those whores. It boils down to "would you pay to fuck these chicks?" They don't look very special nor do I recognize them so to me they are just average whores, of which I could get a better now. Now there ARE pornstars, famous ones, that will put themselves out there for a couple grand. That deal I will take up, not even really for the sex, which will probably be fantastic, but for just being able to say I fucked two notable pornstars.

I'm stressing that it's a nice chunk of change.

I'm 39 and at my age I kind of hate myself for every piece of ass I didn't jump on.

YOLO

I'm not him, but being gay means you have sex with members of your own gender, and it means nothing else, retard.

Know how I know you have poor social skills and have a crippling pessimism that probably leads to a lot of self-doubt and depression?

I will take the money, buy lots of shit on steam

if you mean with those two women pictured, then i'd rather take the money. i get much nicer ass for free, so why would i pay that much for some skinny slags that look like they're borderline braindead?

>look like they're borderline braindead
Don't all women?

Is that accurately diagnosing anonymous gay bitches a symptom of all that?

Half a grand, obviously.

maybe when being fucked. but you'd be surprised, believe it or not, there are women out there who have more than half a braincell, have nice bodies AND don't make you feel like you're fucking a dead fish.

You sound like the one who wants a cock up your ass, being this obsessed with gays. Do you mind if I fuck your slut mother?

>there are women out there who have more than half a braincell
Indeed, I would be surprised.

Been there, done that, gimme the fucking money.

>fuck two whores
>cum in a few minutes and its over
>pleasure from an orgasm only really lasts a few seconds

OR

>$500 bucks
>make a car payment
>pay some bills
>buy some drugs
>buy my lady some nice stuff and get fucked anway
>stash in bank account
>go to the beach for the weekend

You can do a lot of things with $500 bucks

With the two chicks you be standing in the bathroom yanking of a gross smelling latex-pussy smelling condom wondering why the fuck you didnt take the money.

Money over women.

I think you might be the gay one here. It seems to be a real issue for you. I hope you come to terms with it, and I hope your family is understanding. That shit is dark and I wouldn't wish that pain on my worst enemy.

don't worry, you too will touch a real woman or two one day

I wouldn't pay a pair of prostitutes $500 each for shit sex

Oh yeah, that's relevant to their intelligence.

I'd take the money, since it'll be more useful.

Whats wrong with wanting a dick your ass? Are you one of them self hating gaybois?

What if I am gay? That doesn't make you not gay you big queer.

shit op, for half a grand I could pay your mom and sister for two mff threesomes

For Gina Gershon, I'd take her alone for $500. The other chick is just bonus for me.

1000

>cum in a few minutes and its over

I don't cum that quickly. I can go an hour or more. Then again, sometimes I don't cum at all.

>pleasure from an orgasm only really lasts a few seconds

But the memories of fucking Gina Gerson last forever.

it's relevant to you being an angsty little virgin who finds comfort in telling himself "women are d-dumb anyway, it's n-not like i'd go near one even if they didn't find me repulsive"

Be less you.

That was a lame under-aged comeback. You're the one who brought up the gay thing, retard.

If it's those two? I'll take the money over the herpes.

There's people who fuck women all the time and still consider them retarded, so your little argument is juvenile. Sex isn't behind every opinion, as you seem to think it is.

You could buy both those whores for like $2k and a script of xanax. Show me the money!!

>There's people who fuck women all the time
know how i know you're not one of them?

No u

Because he triggered your gaydar?

Right, cause "i know you are but what am i?" was fucking genius level on your part

Predictable response. You're basically saying I'm not rich.

money

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You mean $250 each

Money.
I oughta pay off my credit card as much as possible, not to mention it would be good for food-shopping this month.

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Gimme the money lol. My broke ass has bills to pay.

Half a grand as in $500?
I'd gladly pay 500 to take that guys place for an hour.

Considering I would pay 500 an hour to fuck Gina gerson alone then definitely take the whores just as long as I can do whatever I want to them

this

fuck yourself

You're not doing it right

>doesn't know Gina Gerson

Unprotected sex with two women probably for under an hour
Or $500 which i can use to purchase alcahol, acid, and weed in large quantities and have fun for weeks while I whack it.
Id say the latter barely won this decision

How about $450 and I take that guys place for 6 minutes?

lol @ $500

i make that in a day and i fuck sluts like that all the time so this thread is crap.

My point exactly.

That's fascinating

I'll take the money. Those bitches are meh.

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Fuck a legend like Doris Ivy for $500? I make make that much in less than two days so yeah the pussy wins

>being this low test

500 bucks or HPV...

If I can breed them, then I'd do it

I'd replace the girls with my wife and her best friend and pay $5000 to make it happen if I knew it would work. $500 is nothing.

>$500 which i can use to purchase alcahol, acid, and weed in large quantities and have fun for weeks while I whack it

>alcahol
>$500
>weed in large quantities

You're retarded.

I'm 54. HPV doesn't scare me.

>half a grand
You mean 500 dollars? Who the fuck says "half a grand"? You have to be underage.
Also I barely make over 20,000 a year so I'm poor as fuck, but even I would rather have that threesome. I mean seriously...it's five hundred fucking dollars. That's barely more than a week's pay for me. Who is so broke or so gay that they would take that little money over a threesome with hot chicks?

But they're still too old to bother.

$500 ain't much money, but it's more useful than an hour of meh sex.

Right here And who gives a fuck? I get the feeling you just wanted to call somebody underage, and you randomly chose me. kek

Well said

>Who is so broke or so gay that they would take that little money over a threesome with hot chicks?
Apparently most people, because most choose the money option in threads like these. Just look in this one for yourself.

>hot

Faggot has been found!

Well all these people are either lying or retarded. Or underage so they think 500 dollars is a lot of money, which actually seems to be the case for most of them.

Take his place. 500.00 is chump change and it'd cost way more than that to fuck 2 pornstars for an hour. Just from a value standpoint it's the smarter choice.

You're probably the same kind of bitch who tries to block people's cocks when they try to fuck women.

Reallynigga.mp3

You sound a little butt hurt there. Gotta stop taking those cocks in the ass.

Personally I don't think 500 dollars is dog shit either; however, I think pussy is overrated, when you can just jerk it to porn or get a much cheaper blowjob. 500 dollars, chump change that it is, is superior to most women.

Random comment. Give me some more material to work on than that.

The fact that it's Gina Gerson makes all the difference to me. It would be a great memory and a great story to tell when I get old.

I think you have enough dicks to work with. No need to give you more.

Considering my wife and I have threesomes regularly with women we bring home... the money.

Well A. I have over 5 times that in cash on me right now.

B. I see escorts somewhat regularly, so I'm aware of the prices. Usually, a reasonably high-end girl will run you 2-300/hr, in a threesome, you would pay for both girls for the hour and possibly an extra fee for the threesome. For pornstars, however, that price goes up exponentially.

C. I fucking love Gina Gerson.

>And I pity the fool with low sex drive like yours
I pity the fool whose only enjoyment and pursuit in life is sex. Such an empty shallow life.