I'm drunk and far too horny: wat do?

I'm drunk and far too horny: wat do?

Give us a good look at dem tiddies

is that you?

lemme see dat penis

Have you no dignity? It isn't even a convincing trap!

Tits or gtfo.

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I got dubs!

Do this.

Get naked and take pics. Then post on Sup Forums. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

That's what I'd do

Does this count as dubs if the last 2 (meaning 16) is counted as one number?

Go to bed and sleep it off.

Yeah bro sure does, not the guy who asked!

More dubs.

That would be negatory faggot

Shave your arm fur.

dat armhair.....

Erm... Tits or GTFO

1. craigslist, post address
2. unlocked door, set up camera, blindfold
3. ???
4. Profit!

A man who shaves his hair also shaves his pussy hair!

virgins detected

More dubs!

Even more dubs!

You're a guy, so... clean yourself up and settle down with a nice girl.

come with me

is that leafyishere ?

>get a hair cut
>remove the dye
>ecome a non emo normal human being

Fuck off with leafy. That is such a dead normal fag meme my dude.

The fact that I have to analyze photos on this board as if I were on CSI miami to determine wether pics on here are dudes or some unkempt broads really shows the dedications we have to making complete asses of ourselves.

you are just jealous of my sense of humor, keep following the wave of being contradictious to normal people.
> "dead normal fag meme" btw