I'm a nurse and I had a patient die today ama

I'm a nurse and I had a patient die today ama

did you kill him/her?
could you have prevented it?
did they deserve it?

Were you satisfied with Regular Show's ending?

Did you take pics when you fucked the body? Can you post the pics? Did you keep the organs or just the hair/teeth when you were done fucking it?

no
probably not
they were about 90, so it was coming sooner or later.

i havent seen the latest season

nice dubs. didnt take any pics but it was kind of cool putting the tags on the toe and putting her in a body bag. First time I've gotten to do any of that. She was too old so she wasn't a candidate for tissue/eye donation.

woops I mean nice satanic trips

Did you steal their dentures?

nah

male or female nurse

male, sorry no tits to post for you

Reason of death?

to be determined, but went into asystole. Heart basically stopped beating out of fucking nowhere.

I was, it was rushed but still enjoyable, made better with bowie

>I'm a nurse and I had a patient die today ama
why you are such a shit nurse?

So he went under CPR? (i guess)

lol people die, especially when you're pushing 90 years old in overall shitty health.

CPR refers to the actual act of trying to resuscitate someone. 9 out of 10 times CPR doesn't work. This patient's power of attorney had signed a Do Not Resuscitate order literally minutes before it happened so we basically didn't do shit.

you are a failure if you are a male nurse. couldn't you get a bit more ambitious?

Oh well... nothing to do then

what is the meaning of life?

lol, thanks for the feedback

Sorry to hear, user. It's part of life. Remember the good times and move on.

idk dude, maybe there isn't one.

thanks. I've gotta go back to work tomorrow and I'm not looking forward to it.

So was he too ugly or too poor for you to try and Florence Nightingale your way into the will?

lol the pt was DNR, so legally we could be charged with assault if we tried to resuscitate them. That genuinely made me chuckle though so thank you.

Did the patient die among friends and family? I would guess not.

son was in the room

Tuki?

I still want to see tits

nice quads

pretty sure I saw a big tits thread on this board, check it out