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Lick butts

Not pornographic enough.

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scat is a mediocre fetish

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It's a shit fetish.
Butts must be clean and lickable.

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>real life
>clean butt
pick one

I choose both because fuck the police.

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did your mom and dad not like you and teach you basic life skills

Dash, did you hear about the cannibals they arrested in Russia a few days ago? They killed and ate 30 people over two decades and fed people the meat of the victims as well.

hi fool i hope you are well

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you need glasses if you cannot see anuses are unclean

isnt this from that music video for lone digger by caravan palace?

Snarf's favorite activity

You're mixing up scat and rim jobs

Virgin

Called a douche bag and/or rimming denim wrap.

Virgins, I swear

Full of opinions and don't know jack

Head on a plate of oranges

>virgin
i've fucked multiple men, thanks

I did not. I don't keep up with the news, but that sounds quite fascinating. It surprises me how people get away with that stuff. Shit, if I knew it was that easy to get some tasty dead girls than I would have tried it already.

Then don't act like one

Jaws 3 is so bad.

big time virgin

you're the one acting like a virgin, acting as though real life is like your furry porn

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Hand in the mouth, strips of meat pickling in jars, some process and then canned.

I am good. How are you? You left so abruptly last night, I was a bit concerned. I've been worried about you lately, Snuggles.

It is just that easy. The only reason they got caught is because the guy lost his phone that had pictures of him with severed human body parts in his mouth.

Yes indeed

More amusing than 1&2!

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I'm sorry for worrying you. I won't do that in the future. I'm much better today.
hey there how are you

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Wow, that was kind of a dumb move. I always forget how incompetent the powers that be really are. You'd think they'd have caught them before. Makes me wonder how many killers have gotten away with dozens or even hundreds of victims. Probably quite a bit more than the law wants us to know.

hello
i'm alright, just having some tokes after a nap, probably messed up my sleeping schedule

Law can never prevent anyone from doing anything. It can only punish, and some people aren't afraid of punishments at all.

It's good that you are better. You need to find a better way to let your stress out, Snuggles.

It is believed that there are around 200 active serial killers in this country at any given time. We just don't know about them because the victims are either not found or their deaths are attributed to something else.

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And now, Jaws: The Revenge.

Dennis Quaid makes everything more amusing.

Nice, except for feet, and except for being on the dirty floor.

a lot is going on right now
a lot of changes are happening
I will stress less when this chapter of my life is done

>Called a douche bag and/or rimming denim wrap.
But what ever

I loved how FB was trying to tell everyone. But censored it all so bad. I was laughing so hard. "Why tell us and try to use photos when you can't see anything at all!"
But the lady being a nurse made sense how they got the meals without much issues.

>Dennis Quaid
The budget Harrison Ford

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I'd still think the excessive use of spying on the people would have prevented it. They watch everyone for "terrorism", but can't see shit like that? It's pretty pathetic.

That sounds about right. I still can't help but fantasize how long I could go undetected by the dipshits in power. Planning everything accordingly, it seems ridiculously easy if you have any common sense.

They watch for people who like freedom, not for terrorists. Terrorists don't hurt governments much.

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lesbians do this thing where if they want to perform oral sex but don't want to bother with the taste or cleanliness issues so they have these very thin sheets of latex

I'd very much like to see a guys reaction to that though

...why bother lol

sounds good

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>nice feet

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Yes, I know. But until then you must find a better way to relieve the stress.

I don't have a facebook. They lured their victims in by using online dating websites.

Kill and dump your victims in either completely isolated areas with a lot of scavenger animals or in high crime areas where murders are a frequent occurrence. Or process the bodies in such a way that you can dump them in plain sight without anyone even being able to tell they're body parts at all.

Those are called dental dams. Men have something similar. They're called condoms.

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Makes sense. Makes me wonder how the hell I haven't been indicted yet since I've literally talked about killing people who abuse the system and reign over others.

I'd be very delicate and meticulous with that process. Draining fluids, flaying skin, butchering meat and preserving it, burying or composting organs, keeping a few bones for fun while pulverizing the rest. It's stupid easy if you just give it some thought.

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It's more about taking the time and being meticulous. When you get sloppy is when you get caught.

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Correct. Luckily I'm very aware of everything, so I'd be careful.
Ah, I want to taste flesh and blood now.

You can eat human meat legally. Find someone getting an operation to get an organ or something similar removed and see if they would sell that to you.

I never wanted it.
But family and friends moved to it from MySpace. And its the only way most of em will respond so. Mehhh.
Liking pages similar to Sup Forums makes up for the BS. Like right now Spaghetti filter; does FB take down porn/hentai pics with that filter. (So far no)

I only like prime cuts of meat. I don't care much for organs. If I ever taste human meat, it will be from the back, preserved and aged to perfection. I want a good, human steak.

Butt steaks baby

Even when I had social media I never had family members on it. I didn't want them to see me talking about how fucking irresponsible I was with drugs.

I personally would go for the upper thigh and slow roast it. Nothing like a nice roast.

Just delete your facebook account. You'll only lose fake friends. True friends will still contact you, even if by email.

Fuck yeah, butt steak! I'd eat butt steak for every meal.

Roasts are nice too. I just like meat. It's so savory and juicy~

good night fool

how do i donate my body to necophile

I will be back soon. I have to go buy some lettuce and stuff.

I too enjoy meat.

Good night, Snuggles.

bump

sleep well snuffles

You guys are freaks and making it very hard to jack it to human animals stuffing stuff in their ass.

Meet me in the alley near me at 3AM.

Think about it being a butcher knife, thrusting in and out of his cute little hole, and making a bloody mess. That should help.

Family as in people I like enough to call Fam. Memes and Anime is one batch, other PokémoonGo.
BananaAnders doesn't have anything else to use to gather me and Katten for GTA V online and such.

Watched 'Alive' and the guys cut up and eat the butt. Luc called em Butt steaks.
First thing my pope teaches me is butt steaks.

Fuck it

Juicy butts

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oh shit
i don't know if i can walk there that fast, i only have one and a half hours and i need to look cute

-convulsions (seizures
-signs of depression (e.g., poor concentration, changes in weight, changes in sleep, decreased interest in activities, thoughts of suicide)
-increased blinking or spasms of eyelid
-difficulty moving (e.g., shuffling walk, slowed movements, inability to move eyes, eye rolling, drooling, mask-like face)
~blurred vision
~difficulty speaking or swallowing
~uncontrolled movements (e.g., chewing movements, twisting movements of the neck, trunk, arms, or legs, puffing up cheeks, rapid or fine, worm-like movements of tongue, lip smacking or puckering)
>Resistance isn't futile
Never gonna give you up
Don't mutilate genitals
>This is not good. I hope you realize masturbating and fetishes are stifling to your overall health when indulged like this.
I am drinking dragonfruit mega c
>Celebrating women's form accepted
>Modifying body to resemble women's for superficial reasons unacceptable
I would fuck her right in the pussy
>This is depiction of children having sex
>i have fapped to worse
This is clearly an attack on our womens self esteem and privacy. I like it
>Whats a hoodlum?

That reminds me of Luka Magnotta's snuff film where he kills his roommate and fucks him, and gets a knife and fork and cuts off part of his butt and eats it.
Totally didn't fap to it though.

You look cutest when you're not breathing ;)

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uwu
why is dying so hard

You just haven't met the right person yet ;)

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Popsicle butts!

Damn

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help me out

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Mmm yes

It's was a big deal back when it happened. He cut him up and mailed his body parts to different places, including a school.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luka_Magnotta

How I wish I could. Someone willingly giving their life to someone else is the ultimate submission, and satisfies my power fantasies.

I'm not giving my life to you, as I wouldn't be alive. Giving one's life is to be alive, it's slavery: dying when you already want to die is convenience.
The ability to commit suicide is the ultimate freedom.

Giving your death to me sounds even more satisfying.

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