Meet girl on tinder 2 weeks ago

>meet girl on tinder 2 weeks ago
>go on 2 dates, things go well, then finally go on 3rd date tonight
>go to a bar, get snacks and beer
>go to a second bar get more drunk
>head back to her apartment, she mixes a drink
>drink, we sit on her bed talk then I kiss her
>kiss for a few min the we both took our shirts off
>took her bra off
>then I asked if she wanted to have sex and she said yeah
>then she sucked my dick (toothy af) and we started fucking
>was getting ready to leave, then she positioned herself between me and the door and told me to choke her
>choke her then she does my pants and falates me to completion

Why didn't you get laid tonight Sup Forums?

My dick don't work

I did and it was great

Now I'm jacking off again because I need to nut at least three times a day, dubs picks the celeb I finish to

OP here
I didn't cum and went soft a couple times because I was drunk

very similar experience except she didnt ask for sex nor to be choked , great night

I'm a fat, poor piece of shit.

the little girl from Alien 2

what have I done

Gg

top-fucking-kek

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Girls always bamboozle me. They act as if they wanted to fuck me but then they refuse and fuck other guys.

her name is newt, just sayin

If this chick grew up and did porn she'd be Adria Rae.

I fucking love Adria Rae.

I'm out of town on business and the fiance is back at home. Won't get my dick wet for another 90+ days.

Girlfriend had surgery a week and a half ago, and doc said wait 2 weeks.

What if he didn't know her name? I wasn't expecting to be dubs anyway

Don't give them the opportunity

Just stop caring the second they do. Never show anymore interest than she wants to

I'm gonna be hooking up with a hot ass Mexican milf tomorrow morning. She has a really good body for her age and I love eating her ass so I'm looking forward to that

Im an average looking guy that isnt what women want.

Nigger reloaded

same here, im thinking about killing myself or learning to take it up the ass.

Don't worry mate, I already do it that way. My WhatsApp archive is full of girls that bamboozled me and that I never write back. Far more than "normal" contacts. It goes like this:

> meet gal
> we talkin
> we like each other
> we talk about sex
> make dates
> after some time, she starts not dating me anymore, finding all kinds of excuses
> tells me about her awesome new bf she got out of the sudden
> still wants to be friends with me and tell me all the sad things that are on her heart
> nope.jpeg
> block, archive, delete from WhatsApp
> repeat

i'm married, it's not even that much fun anymore

Fuck you i thought this was a kiddie thread

Take it from me, killing yourself is much easier. Planning on doing it soon just waiting for something in the mail.

Oh, and it goes like this for years now. As said, I'm 26 now, never got laid. If getting bamboozled was sex then I'd be the ultimate hustler.

Girlfriend's on her period and I aint the about that

it's almost hallowe'en anyway

Don't let it get that far dude. If you just after sex then tease her like crazy and eventually just flat or say "hey I only wanna fuck"

Or say "come to my place" or whatever

This is her now so. Not the worst fap.

Because I am a shy introvert beta that has no idea how to meet or talk to girls, or where to even find them. Not only that but I live in Washington state, where women are stuck-up as hell and got high standards.

And no, Tinder doesn't work here, even if they match with you they don't talk back, already tried for years. I am actually pretty broken from it today, saw nothing but couples having fun at my local mall.

Are you mildly attractive at all? Like even average? If so then you're gonna have girls who find you cute.

So what do you need to do?

Exude confidence. Walk with good posture, head up, make eye contact and smile but not for too long, talk simple.

If you're old enough go to bars. With a friend or by yourself. If you don't wanna look like some dude that goes to a bar alone then go after work or wear your work clothes. Once there, drink, talk to the people next to you and around you. Let the booze give you some confidence, and take it from there.

Once you realize that you can talk to people, then talking to girls is no issue

I'm sure there are a number of reasons but the simplest would be that I'm just a backup for when there's no one else. I'm no one's first choice.

Because I'm a 20 year old living with my mom while I pay off my loans from quitting school so I can get back in. Also, I grew tired of socializing and partying and shit after I graduated high school and can't find the drive to go out and find a bitch, would rather try and get my life out of the current rut it's in first. Or at least get back into college, I'll probably feel better about myself enough then to be able to make myself get out there and make new relationships.

girlfriend's is on her period and it's too painful for her

getting blowjob for respecting that

You hate pedos.