NZ/New Zealand thread

NZ/New Zealand thread

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Kia ora mate

How about fuck off you fucking kiwi faggots.

kiwis are a bunch of faggots

Post what ya listening to:

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You're way too early, homo.

discord gg/jraun3

I'll do what I want, cunt.

Who /antman/ here? Its on TV 2.

What time do you call this, cunt?

Futurama then American Dad for me, on dook

New Zealand is simply a vassal state of Australia. We let you believe you have your own country because its convenient for us. At any time we could crush you cunts like a bug. But we wont. It'll be like The Hulk skull fucking an autistic 8 year old to death.

You're not even a real country. You have no Army. You have no Navy. You have no Air Force to speak of. Any "examples" you might show me is basically just a bunch of faggot tier faggots larping.

Just admit it. Embrace it. Own it. Your country is a joke. A sham. A pitiful and sad semblance of a nation. Pathetic culture, ridiculous accents, stupid dumb cunts going around saying, "nek minit he stole me jandals! so i sat on me chully bun and watched my wife and her boyfriend go at it. It was tier-able"

Faggots. KYS.

NZ thread time.

bite your tongue

come on its way to early to do this shit, what a bush maori

Oh shh up it is not

people still watch tv?

Where them NZ asian girls at?

The Annual New Zealand Lesbian Festival is on now.

Twelve hours of uninterrupted lesbian sex. Be there and be queer!

My triple dubs speak truth.

Surely you mean a bunch of attention seeking professional victims publicly committing acts of degeneracy and indecency?

Just enjoy the show cunt

Australia is better then NZ

You've already posted in this thread.

Play a new record.

Whats there to see? A bunch of degenerate overweight and bitter lesbians doing cringe worthy sex acts? Lesbians are gross.

I am the record.

What's that cunts? This thread is so typically Kiwi. Needs some superior Aussies.

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Just enjoy it.

Yeah but the whole world sucks pretty bad

Why don't you faggots have a Pauline Hanson, but Kiwi? Whats up with that you shit cunts?

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Your country is disgusting. The birth place of Hitler.

Wow. Where all the faggot kiwis go?

Nice dubs. Heil Hitler!

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I fucked a hooker bareback in Christchurch last year. Any child should be a +-10 month old proud kiwi now.

If Malcolm Turncoat hadn't slithered his way into being PM, our based Tones would have wiped you cunts off the map!

>Australia is better then NZ

That's true, but when are both your cunt countries gonna start paying for your own defense?

What did everyone have for tea?

Te Aro Valley fish and chip shop, RIP.

What is up with all these filthy Aussies, oh that is right they didn't get the proper education to read this a New Zealand thread. Or maybe someone mentioned that pedophile Steve Irwin, thank god he is dead now we don't have to worry about the kids getting molested at the zoo

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I am an Aussie who comes into these threads often and don't feel the need to be an attention seeking faggot like the cunts above. Pay them no mind.

Closed?

You mad mate? Look! Found your missus!

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You're probably some slant eyed rice nigger or a shit skin.

NZ is allied with China so we're fine

Funny how you can not find an actual image of a kiwi fucking a sheep.

Whiter than you faggot.

Life must be hard for you faggots

Salmon pasta with cheese sauce

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anyone know tilea?

Australians can be funny, arguably more than nzers but they do jokes to death that werent very funny to start with like a child saying a rude word to get a reaction.

Yip, few years back. They were ace.

eww

wew

Does Jessica still post here?

Shame. Best fish and chips i ever had were from there.

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Maybe we could go on a fish and chip shop date one day?

You wouldnt want me.

>NZ is allied with China

This part is true.

bitch i say
bitch i need you now
bitch i need you so say again

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hows everyone doing tonight?

youre a fgt

Just walk up the hill and go to Northland fish and chips

good bro bro BRO
how are you you YOU?

bro pls come on
it's an intitsution
ok bro

have some pride

You what mate?

lol youre alright bro
keeping it real
i like that eh
gc

who dis?

Dunners reporting.

Good tune, lad. Doing alright on the dl
What about you?
Bro, if you can't understand then you might be in the wrong place bro

>no hero that always posts blonde qt2.14 girl with old timestamp
>what has this world come to

I'm being ghosted by a chick, lads. We've been going out for a month and now all of a sudden she's gone cold on me. What do?

mate
my man
hope you doing grand
as good as gold

fuck her hard
fuck her raw

someone packing heat
someone coming prepared
looks like a good burger

That's difficult considering she's not replying to my texts

lol some rando on k road

Cheers, matey. As good as gravy.
And how are you? It seems well
What's your gut feeling on the situation?

no just go round
do it
do her

I dunno. We've been out lots of times and gotten pretty close so I don't think she would want to break up. But girls are weird creatures sometimes.

Look at this fuckwit today. Who drives onto a footpath and down a steep bank. Just fucking lol. You can tell it's a gook too.

bro
fuck her hard
fuck her raw

just one condom? what a rookie

dunners dun be racial

anyone ever eaten another guys bum hole?

Contact your local morgue, maybe she's still warm.

Sometimes. Whatever the case, you can't make her come back to you but that doesn't mean you should give up on her either.

I have eaten a womans bum hole, it's basically the same thing I assume.

Yeah it's only been just over a day since I texted her. I'll wait till tomorrow then message her asking how her week went or something.

I'm pretty sure she's still alive. Especially since messenger says she was online an hour ago

Just the mortician looking for her nudes.

Brutal.

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how was it did you like it?

hey guys
housewives of auckland is on now