If you could choose any way to die, what would it be?

If you could choose any way to die, what would it be?

smothered in hot, wet pussy

Leopard 2A7.

Told my gf to do this to me today, I should probably purchase life insurance first

Spontaneous combustion, nigga.

In my seems like the best way to go

Sleep*

Tied to a railroad track

Awe man everyone already took the good ones.

Probably a 2000lb JDAM Dropped on me in an open field.

a blimp falls on my head, death by blimp.

Morphine overdose

I hope I get one good night to party before it tho

I really want to be awake for my death. It'll be the most intense experience of my life, and I don't want to miss it.

And, if possible, I'd like not to lose consciousness along the way. Which means I need to destroy my brain as quickly as possible.

So, looks like I'll be strapping C4 to my head. Maybe I'll sell tickets.

Swept up in a goddamned tornado and thrown for miles like a shitty piece of debris while being slapped around by the wind and battered by all the other shit sucked up into it.

Hopefully laid to rest out in a fucking wheat field in one piece with a 2 x 4 of someone's destroyed house stuck up my ass and the posterior of a goddamned cow laid over my face.

In the course of dying, cursing my maker and having flashbacks of the movie 'Twister.'

killing heretics

In one thousand years after I've completed my magnum opus

Going down in a warzone after killing hundreds of those ISIS faggots.

lost

sounds good i would buy one.

I imagine myself doing a cartwheel before suicide

Smothered by this sexy, mouth-watering bubble butt

This is a meathead normie answer.

boring answer: peacefully next to my loved ones after a spiritually fulfilling life

fun answer: Getting drunk on expensive booze, fucking a few teenage girls, gunning down my enemies then blown up with 100lbs of dynamite

true answer: slowly and painfully in a hospital

really?
why would you want to die slowly and painfully?

Only true, epic way
> pic related

for those imbeciles: google Dr. Strange movie (not the Marvel hero)

I don't. I'm saying that's what's most likely to happen, despite your boring and fun answers.

well if it were to come down to that and i am 99 percent sure in my case it wont, i would od on morphine.

there is no way in hell i am going to go out slow and painfully if i have anything to say about it.

>be me 30
>in the hood
>random encounter with nigger hoard
>"look I don't want any trouble"
>"uga boga"
>ohshit.jpg I don't speak nigger
>gun in my face
>wait I know magic and I know niggers love magic
>bambozol the fuck out of them
>iamgod.exe
>the niggers run in fear
>got away with my life and money
>nice now I can go buy that gun to kill my self
> thanks, Chris angel magick kit

>implying he gets off the heli before it gets blacked harder than a cucked petite.

On my 50th birthday.

Be chased by naked women off a cliff

Death by snu snu

GETTING MY DICK RIPPED OFF AND THEN BEING EATEN BY FIRE ANTS. YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

Massive heart attack while fucking a tight 18 yo

Savingvmy species kamakaze style

Nowadays I see that and I'm like, that's gotta hurt like hell with all that bouncing. Sports bras exist for a reason.

fuck

The ligaments inside the breast should support it, but women wear bras and the ligaments atrophy.

it's self fulfilling at that point, wearing a bra and then stopping makes them saggy.

burning to death

knowing that i am going to die

Freeze to death - Absolute Zero

>Massive heart attack while fucking a tight 8 yo
ftfy

Bullet through the head without my knowing. It would be instantaneous, painless, and dramatic.

Dr. Strangelove

>this

has always been my favorite in creative suicide threads

forgot picture lmao
im high af

Seeing a bloated orange narcissus's face as he realizes when I opened up my coat I am wearing a suicide bomb vest right before it detonates.

Heroin overdose while getting a blowjob

Oh, I forgot to add my yelling "America! Fuck Yeah!"

more of /cs/ threads

use myself as a ballistic gel block (length of body head first) for a .50 BMG
do they make .50 BMG in hollow point?

I contract a new disease that makes me young for 10,000 years followed by intense lust to which after 72 hours of sex my entire body gives out.

slit my throat while on DXM

Such a good movie

Buy 100 foot bungee cord, tie into noose, sprint off building (harness to make sure my neck will break but not decapitate), wearing go pro cameras to upload 4K videos to live leak hire camera men on surrounding building and the ground. Hilarity ensues as I bounce and swing from the top of this building, possibility of corpse crashing into office building window.

In WW3 firing a mg42 against a wall of Muslims when suddenly a cartridge goes off and kills me.
Would be a last good feeling

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buy any assualt rifle or shotgun or mount an browning M7 on a truck. Kill everyone in my school. Drive away while chased by the police. Take em out as many as I can. Drive off a cliff and die a legend.

Quick and painless and without knowledge that I was about to die.

>Kill everyone in my school.

Just drop out or transfer. There's no need to hurt anyone else.

BEING LOCKED INSIDE A PORT-A-SHITTER THAT'S BEEN DOUSED IN GASOLINE AND SET ON FIRE. FUCK YOU DAD.

either in knowing i was a good person and helped a family or just oppiate overdose, comfy and painless

Tie my family and friends up and play Russian roulette. It'll be a messy but satisfying way to go

Basically this. I sometimes wish I would just blow up for no reason.

Thanks user, for the correct name, it was 5am when I posted it

Family plays or just watches you?

In a spacecraft or on an alien planet.

everyone gets a shot

Instantaneous disintegration, breaking down even the atoms that make up my very existence.

Or black hole.

Nah, don't do that.
No one else should die.

With a grizzly bear cumming inside me

Rawr

Drug overdose. Now that I think about it, that's probably what I'm going to do anyway once I get old enough.

Are you serious

Sword fight with a bear

Why? Because if I win no one would ever dare cross me.

>instant respect
>kick ass scars
>cool bear outfit skinned from fallen foe
>good Christmas party story

If I die, I died fighting a fucking bear with a sword. Not a lot of people have the balls to pull that.

May as well stand in front of a train. Nobody will respect your stupidity.

I could take you with both hands tied behind my back.

>stand in front of a train

Done it, it's boring because there's no danger, it just sits there.

This. Or sleeping pills overdose

I would, if he killed the train.

Come back in 20 years kid

rowing an inflatable raft off a skyscraper with 27 ducks taped to my naked body.
purely for giggles

helium will work but nitrogen is cheaper and more effective

doesn't matter
you will be dead anyways
might as well choose the longest death, maybe someone will save you

Absolutely!

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