I fucking hate tan bastards

I fucking hate tan bastards.

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Tan > Green

Is there an actual game that you can play with these with rules and such or are they just for fucking around?

You've never heard of firecrackers?

Sandnigger. Green for life!

Green fags are objectively the best, all you tan cock suckers can go melt in a fucking pan.

All tan niggers must fucking hang

Just fucking around with

Spot the 00's child

I remember having those gray german ones as well.
those were the times.

80s actually. I just fucked around with them and remember playing with them that's why I was curious.

I just took the GI joe launchers and knocked them over with plastic darts *shrug*

always made my friends play tan

>not reclaiming the upstairs of your house from the tan menace

>be about 8 years old, big fan of 'Britains' brand toy soldiers
>They were better than green army toy soldiers, but were expensive as fuck.
>had a toy tank that fired matchsticks
>loaded a matchstick in, pulled back the spring, flicked the lever, not really aiming anywhere
>match flew out and hit soldier bang square on
>match ignited and melted right in the middle of toy soldier
>An absolutely perfect shot, match stuck like an obscene spear
>Examined the soldier, it was Rommel

It was the first time I ever experienced mixed feelings. Joyous at the shot, but angry that it was Rommel.

Did you get arrested?

Used to play with these in a sandbox outside the apartment i grew up in until i was like 8 years old, then some iraqis stole them from me.

When i turned 18 i voted for the most anti immigration party possible.

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that tanfags don't know what they're doing. They know EXACTLY what they're doing. tan colored scum are undertaking a systematic effort to change this color, to make Greentopia more like the backwards shithole that is tanland

That's why they attack glorious Greentopia and the plant M80s in our toyboxes. It is a systematic effort to change green culture. When Trump is president of the Greentopia, we are going to re-embrace all the things that made green the greatest color in the world and we are going to leave our children with what they deserve: the single greatest color in the history of the toys

this was the most realistic call of duty ever produced

BIN IT

kek, 10/10

good times

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holy shit hahahhahaahha

>TFW you never got to be a green army soldier liberating the civilians from the tan monsters that ruled the sand castle village

why even live?

kek

That's Sweden, folks.

i fucking loved those games

heh they still make these.
Fuck I had tons of them back in the 80ies.
Prolly shot them all up, blew them all up etc

Yes there are a variety of ways to turn it into a table top war game. Easy to find on Google.

/tg/ will give you an opinion on them.

I also had grey ones an blue ones that I used for naval battles in the pool.

Naval war
>Make two boats out of milk cartoons with cover for the soliders etc
>two teams, mark one (or more) belonging to each player
>on turn shoot the other players (it has to be a bit sea to be fun)

ah god times, hardly a shitskin in sight. A few pakis in oslo we never saw. Niggers were only on TV...

TANNED

Fucking Yanks

Here's a photo of Rommel for your troubles

>Used to play with these in a sandbox outside the apartment i grew up in until i was like 8 years old, then some iraqis stole them from me.

I was sort of hoping the story ended with you getting to 18, joining the army and then going to the Iraqi 'Sandbox' and fucking them up.

>getting to 18, joining the army and then going to the Iraqi 'Sandbox' and fucking them

More like him getting to 18, joining the army and then going to the Iraqi 'Sandbox' and fucking them

Thanks user.

A great man, we need another.

Both our countries need men like him.

I made an entire city of set pieces with popsicle sticks. I had the blue police officers which were ultra fags, the gray Russians, and a fuckton of green and tan tanks.

I also had orange and yellow construction worker civilians

Shit was so cash

oh fucking hell, my sides

Too be fair i fucked an Iraqi once, she had a faint hummus musk on her neck for some reason.

Also her body felt like your chin when you just shaved, the women are harrier than the men, i should know check flag.

i should buy another bag of these so i can relieve childhood memories

Literally one of my favorite games on PS2, so many fond memories !

Did you send your best pink soldier on a recon mission to her rear echelon ammo dump?

Your making me lustful, there`s this iraqi chick at school who likes flirting with me, shes got great tits too!

Australian with leaf proxy detected.

Fuck that bitchs face and ask how she thinks allah feels about it

Nowadays? A load of little plastic men with tiny butter knives?

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If you do report back about hummus musk, im curious if its a racial thing.

Mission accomplished, however left some men behind.

Such is war.

I was thinking about buying some older metal toy tanks/jeeps and the like to put on display
Actually have a tan bazooka guy I found in a drawer on it right now lol

>Mission accomplished, however left some men behind.

TOP KEK

But it was actually made into a game. I played it too.

I feel your pain brother. In 3rd grade during recess a few friends and I were playing soccer and some Mexican 6th graders stole our ball.
I voted Trump 3 months ago.

Also, proof that Green are the good guys, and tan is the sand dindu side.

me too, loved that game

I recently saw The Mean Greens on Steam, and thought of happier days

Still have a shit ton of those from like the 70s and 80s
Got some Nazi, Cowboy v Indian sets, and even some clearly Japanese ones. Sets today are shit, tried finding one for my nephew but only found vehicle sets with not-so-violent soldiers.

I miss these games

From /tg/ General Glen's Combat Rules for Toy Soldiers

>he doesn't have based grey Wermacht and Kriegsmarine soldiers
ayyy

They just fill the bags with minesweepers.

Was this the one with the refrigerator level? I loved that.

00's child here

I loved fucking around with these. Except for me it was green yanks and tan brits vs grey gerries and olive japs

My great-grandpa hand-made hundreds of these little army guys. I used to play with them a lot until we realized he made them out of lead.

post units that were the first to die

>killing your toys
Subhuman

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lets settle this once and for all

Seriously, fuck them

>tfw have a lieral bin full of these glorious bastards
Should i unbox them?

I honestly can't remember. I only remember sniping those damn tannys in those towers on that night level.

>tfw got land, sea and air for like 10$
Feelsgoodman

This fucking guy.

Gonna have to go with tan, since my tan soldiers were British.

This game made me into a proper man.

Me too

these pathetic fucks, i always made them suicide bombers

>what are you doing nigger?
>This is a battlefield

>brits vote for sandniggers
SHOCKER

Those were the days
2 player howitzer battles for days

Tan is master race btw

MAH NIGGA

green, tan, all are shit
GRAY FOR LIFE

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Thanks based Brit. Same here.

At first I was like cool but then I realized how much more fun it was with real Lincoln logs and army dudes.

Kids these days are missing out.

Hey, I had the North Africa set

>jew friend shot their heads off with BB gun
>before he could destroy the rest i stole them and never told him where they went
Fuck that little cunt

Those aren't even army men.
They're unpainted miniatures.

based, in my games they were always slavs

i had a gray pistol dude way back when. i have no idea where it came from. i can never find any gray soldiers anywhere

i also had those tanks that always broke. fuck them

Grey > Green

>olive japs and grey germans
Mah nigga

You use your imagination to create battles and combat scenarios.

You know... imagination? That thing where you pretend with your mind to entertain yourself? Fuck, kids these days and their smartphones, Twitter, and iPads have zero imagination and no incentive to develop one when there are a myriad of glowing rectangles around to provide stimulation. I hate to sound like one of those LE WRONG GENERATION fedora-tippers, but when I was a kid we'd play make believe games in the backyard with sticks, pose toy soldiers, and actually talk face to face with our friends.

Green was always 'us', Brits and Americans.

Tan was always 'foreigners', sand coloured, brown.

This is the natural way.

I don't remember the gray. They must've been banned here or some gay shit.

HOLY SHIT NIGGA I HAVE THOSE SAME GUYS

>be 6
>playing in early morning with army toys on coffee table at my grandparent's house
>dramatically 'kill' one of these guys with a direct shot to the head from a tank point blank
>grandpa goes nuts yelling 'why the hell would you waste a tank round on one man??' and general freaking out
>grandma tells him to stop and for me to go in the other room
And that's how I first learned about alzheimers and dementia
>tfw he died two years later

This desu

Blue or nothing, lads.

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lads, what factions would your men be?

Grey were German Empire/Third Reich. No surprise they're banned in "Don't upset the jews, have more muslims"-land