ITT: Autistic things you do

ITT: Autistic things you do.

>be me
>Talk to my self way to much, I made personalities and even gave them names.
>Anytime I play a game, I imagine I'm doing a stream, and I'm talking to my friends
>Taking in song request, and talking to imaginary comments
>Be me at work
>Be me imagining that I'm giving a movie review on YouTube,
>Co-worker notices that I'm moving my mouth
>"Are you talking to yourself?"\
>Autism Activate
>Shove a piece of food in my mouth, to look like I was eating it

>Anytime there's a metal railing, I have to run my fingers along with it

>If I go to a place that has square floor tiles, I have to step in the middle of the tile, or I get mad

>Make that "tks tks" sound anime characters make when they get hurt. Or will make shrieks if I get hurt.

>Use lots of non verbal communication like nodding, using my hands, or making sounds

>Anytime there's a stressful situation I sing myself a song, especially a song that has rhythm, or has nice tones

>Talk incredibly childish to people I like, but talk normal to new people

You sound pretty cute.

Wow, I might actually have autism. I do this and just call it my "quirks" to anyone who notices it.

fag

u mad white boi

I like Agatha despite knowing she's a dirty jew, a lesbian, and a cunt and would want nothing to do with me regardless.

shit i'm autistic

I watch weedtubers

i have mad gets

get

I'm a lot more like Chris-Chan than I'd like to admit and it scares me to death to know that if I put myself out there like he did I'd likely face just as much ridicule.

I like her too. A true boyfriend-free girl! But, you know. For obvious reasons that decimates my already low chances with her.

why are you me?

Forgot pic. But you all probably know who I'm talking about anyway.

whats there to be mad about?

I do a lot of that stuff.

>>Make that "tks tks" sound anime characters make when they get hurt.
Never been enough of a weaboo for my mannerisms to be influenced by anime, though.

That's a cool shot user. which zoo did you take this at?

There's just something about a pretty autistic girl. When you're kind of weird and have strange behaviors, you want to be with someone who's also kind of weird and won't judge you. Someone who can relate. That and her cute, virginal persona makes her appealing to a lot of autistic guys, I imagine.

>Anytime I see an object, in my mind, I plan on how to turn it into a weapon

>I spend time here

>I like work


>I can't spell very well, yeah I know "kys"


>I have amazing problem-solving skills in video games but in real life

> but not in real life*

fuck me

>>Anytime I play a game, I imagine I'm doing a stream, and I'm talking to my friends
friends you don't have, I presume.

thanks to your autism.

For one short moment I felt like I wasn't alone.

Please don't die so soon, thread.

Have you been diagnosed OP? Seriously though, I do most of those things but I was diagnosed when I was about 3.

Any other autists still here?

I got some more

>be me
>be 17
>day one of Skyrim
>this was my first TES game
>start game
>wood elf
>runarond with no real goal
>never even start the main quest
>ran out of things to do start the main quest
>lv 70 tank wood elf
>"go here stillborn"
> ugh I was just there
>open map
>mfw I just found out you can fast travel

I am not a smart guy

That's just being moronic and not paying attention. GTFO poser autismo.

I got more stories if anyone cares

...

I love stories. I'm afking on Runescape (another autistic activity of mine) and I want some shit to read.

>be me
>third grade
>"art time," says my teacher
>7/10 hot milf but stupid
>I was a Pokemon fag
> I start to draw my favorite Pokemon at the time
>pic related
>cant draw for shit
>teacher walks by
>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DRAW user
>it looked like I drew a pair of tits
>did not even know what were tits at the time
>I get in trouble
>GO TO THE PRINCIPAL user
>mom gets called
>teacher try's to get me suspended
>good thing my mom knew I was a pokefag
>explanes to the principal
>takes my side
>teacher is still mad
>makes my school week a living hell
>tell mom
>she gets mad and pulls me out of school
>I made a teacher hate me for drawing "tits"

sorry for my autistic spelling and grammar

Wow, that teacher is a total bitch.

Even if you were drawing tits that's no reason to hate a child. You just tell them that it's inappropriate.and leave it at that instead of making a scene.

Whenever I get excited I rub my hands together...cant explain why but I've always done it..all my friends know I do it...my wife thinks it's adorable. It's like I get over stimulated and need a way to vent the pent up excitement. I do t even try to hide it anymore...im 27

>muh christianity
>oo u sinner so bade

welp that's life for ya people can be dicks, I look back at times of my life and I am like damn that actually happened

>Be me
>Be in a new class
>Teacher asks how I got here
>"I got here the same way the coin did"
>"What?"
>Mumble like a retard and then sit down hoping everyone forgets.
>People still bring it up

Could've been a great introduction if you didn't fuck it up.

What?

Anytime I learn new stuff like history or science
I laugh like a Japanese school girl. and I have no idea why.

What are you confused about?

I think he's just fucking with you.

Getting a reply to my post made me rub my hands together...its like subconsciously without fail.

>be 25
>constantly make beep, boop, woosh, "yah!" noises to myself
>make karate chop motions for No reason
>have cashier job, and sometimes my nerves win and I spaghetti everywhere and drop receipts and the pen but thankfully most customers think it's kind of cute i guess? And leave a 3 to 5 dollar tip
>tend to babble about shit and not know when to shut up, then forget more to elaborate on and end on "and... yeah. That's it."
>say "ow" for ant reason at all. Like, mild surprise, being tapped, anything
>make monkey screech noise when stressed out
>
Probabaly more. I'm fuckin weird lol.

When I drop food off to my guests or in talking to some up front, I tend to grasp my hands and wring them or play with my fingers. And I give my guests a little bow with my hands together and say enjoy your meal before walking off.

Uggggghhhhhh.

Actually it would've been a great introduction if I wasn't the only one in my class that has seen No country for old men.

Thats not autistic, infact its the opposite.
autistic people usually lack the imagination to those types of things afaik

just googled the clip and watched it still makes no sense please explain

"I got here the same way the coin did"means by chance.

I got another story short tho

>be me
>second grade
> the first week of school
>we get "day journals"
>basicly you describe your day
>mfw life is boring
>so I don't do anything
>teacher says I must go to the "parking lot"
>to finish my day thing
> I actually go to the fucking parking lot and sit there for like an hour and a half
>the "parking lot" was the name for detention it was in a classroom

I do the "ow" thing as well

I do something similar, except I rapidly scratch the top of my head with both hands.

odd that most of my stupid school stories happened in Pasadena ca

how very autistic, are you the autis known as hur?

This sounds like schizophrenia anxiety and ocd not the autisms