SECRETS THREAD? SECRETS THREAD

SECRETS THREAD? SECRETS THREAD.

I pick up Mexicans at home Depot and work them all day and when it comes time to pay them I ask if one of them will spread his asshole for me. I one agrees he gets a bonus.

lol

I am addicted to confessions threads

I worked one guys mom. He translated for me to ask her if I could piss in her face. Trips gets the pic.

I stepped on a baby once

cheaper/better than heroine

I use heroin everyday and my wife has no idea.

Not if you want the high quality confessions. Shits cash man

bumpp

>stepdaughter asleep on couch
>me high on meth
>run my fingers over her tight virgin gash
>she sighs and opens her legs

more?

No, you dumb fuck. Nobody wants your made-up stories.

I gave oral sex to a 9yo girl quite a few times when I was 15-16

Yesterday I found my mom's porn videos.

>It was a hot night she was sleeping in loose boxers on the couch
>I was fucking peaking jut slammed a shit load of meth
>she threw off the blanket exposing her pert titties under the tee shirt she was wearing
>figure I would move closer to check them out and sit on the floor beside her
>heart pumping like I am going to stroke out

RNG god grace me today.

Sister and I had sex often for about 2 years when I was 7-9 ish

i post nude videos of myself hoping someone i know finds it

>notice her leg is peaking out from the blanket
>she is totaled snoring her head off wasted on weed
>slowly lift the blanket and push it aside
>staring directly at her panty wrapped cunt
>holy fuck I shouldnt do this stop me
>slowly reach out

...

0/10

I once jay walked in las vegas when I was drunk

damn nigga

Hard af

>wasted on weed

>reach out fingers trembling
>grab my bible
>what would jesus do?
>smacked that bitch in the head with my bible
>tell her to get upstairs and put some clothes on
>go have unprotected missionary sex with my wife
>feel better tomorrow

I wish i could have a japanese gf

Same.

Speaking of Japanese I accidentally shit in a taxi cab in Tokyo a few years ago. I still feel like an ass

A richfag paid me to watch me fucking my passed out gf.

lm closeted gay.
l like to be bottom. l love to be fucked like a dirty whore.
Nobody knows about it, not even my girlfriend.

or we can have the real ending

last halloween I dressed up as a slutty cinderella and gave a treat instead of candy to two sluttily dressed devils, looking forward to doing it again this year hopefully

you mean gave a trick..?

they bobbed, but not for apples if you know what I mean

I'm not him but I like to think I have a knack for knowing where these stories really end. Let me try. I usually have high accuracy rates.

>reach out with trembling hands
>my fingers are inches away from her panty covered crotch
>the tips of my digits feel cold against the air, no doubt from the sweat of nervousness
>i imagine her smooth slit equally as damp
>cant hold back any longer
>my fingers move in
>they make no contact
>tips of my fingers brush the air like there's nothing there
>its because there's nothing there
>get up from the couch after day dreaming
>don't even have a stepdaughter

I’m gonna suck my first dick tomorrow from a guy on Craig’s, boyfriend thinks it’s dirty and won’t let me and I see it all the time here and it makes me want it more, I might hate it but I gotta try.

I was molested by my older brother and his friends from 7 to 12 years old. Won't really go into detail but there was physical pain involved and mental degradation. He was 14 when it started and 19 when he was caught by my parents. He ran away from home when my parents wanted to call the
cops and he was eventually found ODed at a friend's house.

I'll probably have difficulty giving birth if I ever do get pregnant since I'm damaged down there. And I get night terrors often. Certain smells and noises can trigger panic attacks and even shouting. It's pretty much fucked me up and I'm 19 now... It really sucks going out with friends hearing a table slam or someone drop a glass and instantly find myself with a intense feeling of impending Doom. I can't even bungee jump... Not because of the height but because of the confinement of your feet gives me anxiety and flashbacks.

Not looking for a pity party but no one but my parents know it happened. I usually know how to get myself away from Friends when a panic attack begins.

fuck you fbi
always right

These threads feel like they would be used to get people to admit to illegal activities and be apprehended by law enforcement, or put on some list somewhere.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist or any of that dumb shit, but these threads are made multiple times a day with the same pictures and they give me a bad fucking feeling.

Just because your name says anonymous, doesn't mean you actually are.

>last thread I was in someone was explicitly asking people about specific illegal activities

I'm gay. That's it really.

please show tits first

Fucked a passed out girl at a party years ago. She enthusiastically hugged me when I saw her weeks later, so I guess she didn't know.

I'm sorry you had to go through this. I went through similar, from age 8-18. You're not the only one user.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I fap to interracial. all. The. Time. I also pick videos with women that look like my wife.

youre dick is so small she wouldnt feel it even if she was awake

I agree. But I'm bullshitting in mine

Is she fat?

Yeah, but so many people lie, and it says right at the top of the page these are "artistic works of fiction" anyway.

I am straight but I sucked some cocks and been fucked in the ass. Fucked a good friend in his ass too. These days I fap to teen porn. Gotta try everything once

>he thinks that paragraph will actually save him from an admission of guilt

"i'm safe from any and all possible law enforcement action because i'm on Sup Forums right guys?
...guys?"

I once had a threesome with my cousin and his friend. They sucked my dick every chance they got. We did it in the bathroom, bedroom and sometimes, even outside in hidden environments. (under tables, behind shrubbery , etc)

Also, they were 9 and 10.

I've posted in 3 or 4 of these types of threads and I was completely honest in only one of them, in which I basically said I hide how much I drink from my wife, and I wanna fuck my daughter's 13 year old friends.

Give me the trips dammit

Sorry you had to endure 10 years. I couldn't imagine being tormented for 5 more. Thank you I appreciate the kind words

When I was 7 years old my 14 year old brother convinced me to suck his dick and I don't regret it

You are absolutely not straight

das right

>i'm straight but just uploaded a bunch of videos and pics of my nudes to gay pornhub

I don't know. Its over 6 inches, almost 7. Every girlfriend I've had seems to think it's pretty big

I had sex with Ellen Page. Tightest vagene I've ever been in. Highschool days.

I'm black and surf Sup Forums regularly.

Thats the least worrying thing I've ever heard on a confession thread.

Honestly, I hate that I'll never get to have an incestuous experience.

>movie comes on
>funky music playing
>title screen
>sluts with nuts
>fade in to ass riding cock
>camera pans up to show user
>user is squealing like filthy weeb fapping to loli porn
>bouncy bouncy for 5 min, various angles
>cock slides out from user's ass
>Cums up user's back
>end credits

I post lies to these threads to get the bump count up then report the pedos to the fbi

How do you deal with the constant racism?

What constant racism?

I stole thousands of dollars worth of shit from stores when I was a teenager. DVDs, clothing, booze. Never got caught.

damn you guys are allowed to do pretty much anything these days eh

Cock(s) plural. Meaning more than one occasion. Fucked in the ass on another. Then fucked your male friend on another occasion. nd you want to say "I'm straight"

You report "artistic works of fiction" to the fbi?

Seriously?

No normally I just fap and forget about the fbi

you think you would be into watch a big cock slam your wife?

You ever had an airplane fly right over your head and it makes that loud "whooooooosh" sound?

I don't get offended. I live in like a 95% white country. All my friends are white and all my past GFs have been Asian or white. Only black dude in my school. So honestly alot of my upbringing and how I act doesn't reflect the gripes people have here with black people in general. I've barely met other blacks and when I have they didn't like me kek

soo...

I just think it's funny and feel sorry for how sad the racists must be.

n-n-n-iigger race t-traitor something something

>Scrolling Sup Forums
>Is black
Doesn't get constant racial comments from strangers
>Topkek

I voice various "NPCs" in RDR2

How that come about?

u cant see ppls race throuhg the computer lol

"get back here u nigger!"

fuck u racist

Oh, well maybe it's just because my white friend doesn't read the racist shit out to me?

I can't read so he helps me browse Sup Forums.

Thats what a black man would say ya niglet

I guess you could say that. But I was brought here at 2 years old. I don't really have too much of a say in how I behave/who I'm attracted to. It pisses some people off but life is too short to worry.
Wasn't me

kek

Nice trips. Also I have not had to say that line

There was a storm outside hail and rain were hitting my window. The house started to shake about a minute later and I hear the tornado sirens going off. I got up and out into the hall way and tripped over some pictures that fell off the wall and cut my foot on glass. I was trying to crawl to the stairs I saw my brother. He picked me up and ran me down stairs to the basement. He put me in the cornor while the house was shaking and the floor boards were starting to come up. He ran back upstairs to find my parents and he got knocked back down the stairs by the wind. He crawled over to me and held me tight. The lights went out and I felt like the tornado was right over us. He covered me with his body and pushed me forward on to the concrete. He pulled down my pjs and began pushing his cock inside me for the next 30 seconds or so and then cumming inside me. He pull up my pjs when he was done and kept holding me til the storm was over. He walked up stairs with me to find the whole top part of the house was gone and we could not find my parents. I could never look at him the same. I was thankful he saved me but after what he did when the state picked us up I asked to be put into another foster home and never saw him again.

kek

>movie comes on
>funky music playing
>title screen
>sluts with nuts
>fade in to ass riding cock
>camera pans up to show user
>user is squealing like filthy weeb fapping to loli porn
>bouncy bouncy for 5 min, various angles
>cock slides out from user's ass
>Cums up user's back
>end credits

I came in an down syndrome girl's hair at the movies when her handler took her to 50 shades. I was in the row behind watching alone and her and her handler were in front. We were the only ones in the theater for that shitty movie

but now do u fap to the memory or is that like a fake rumor of what rape victims do cuz ive heard of them doing that

Rumor

Not sure what this means.
I am a femanon I don't have the ability to "fap" this is not a fake rumor

Stole expensive steaks, shrimp and scotch from the catering company I worked for when I was 18. Managers caught on because my inventory was always off, but couldn't prove it was me, but "layed me off" anyway. Then the owner calls two weeks later when they were slammed with weddings and no staff shit begging me to work.

Tell us what happened! In detail