Communism edition
/brit/
Anime
hi hey hello
You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it
"I have six amazing kiddos that are my everything"
ah yes, dating on the 'der
*gets schwifty*
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cara
hello
how are you
Wanna play hackisack?
I read a clinical textbook about gynecology once and it turns out vaginas are pretty disgusting
*shit on the floor*
Anzu I love you
>it's a "mum keeps buying cans of shitty tuna chunks rather than tuna steaks which are a lot better and not full of shit" episode
got headache
no
the flora or the fauna?
Had a fat "asexual" girl with a kid (and wanted more) message me on OKC. She also had #Brexit and #MAGA on her profile, not even joking.
fuck off and eat what you're given
she's mine im afraid
i called dibs
reviewbrah has heavy british admixture,
it's those bulgy eyes I think that gives it away
want to watch attack on titan season 2
take a paracetamol x
NEUNUNDNEUNZIG
awful anime
very poor waifus
cara/??
you get on tinder because your dick wants real local women to consider but you know like 95%> are either unfuckable or insane or possibly fake etc. etc.
but you keep scrolling and it's fucking unreal how completely fucking stupid and tethered to modern culture these cunts are.
every third chick has tatoos, every 5th has the stupid septum ring, every second a clown like level of makeup, every third a nigger, every 5th a single mother
Its a fucking nightmare of brainless dumb sluts and i must be stupid myself to still have this app on my phone
>hat me
I do
but with tuna chunks you have to sift through the bits of meat to take out all of the inedible shit
takes far too long and you end up disposing of 1/4 of the can (sometimes 1/3 with a really bad can) and it seems awfully wasteful
with the tuna steaks however there's no inedible shit in them
and yet my mum doesn't listen and insists on wasting money with the shitty tuna chunks
>that time I cried for days after not getting a part in the school play
wow she's beautiful...
You lads watch the Binging with Babish videos?
feeling a little tipsy lads hehe
youtube.com
Should Jerusalem become Britain's national anthem?
ASOS (as seen on screen) seems to be a big thing in the UK
that's where she started modelling
Don't give up. The right treatment might be just around the corner. I had depression for a long time. Self-hypnosis and NLP both helped a lot. Takes a bit of work learning and applying the techniques but it's the best investment of a person's time I can think of, especially if they suffer from mood issues.
Maybe start with the Betty Erickson method to get you into a light trance and then repeat a positive mantra. The hypnosis and autosuggestion should make a noticeable difference almost immediately.
There's a Silva Method complete course torrent on Pirate Bay I think. That teaches a more advanced self-hypnosis technique.
Finally, for NLP resources, look here: planetnlp.com
If you like those exercises, consider Get the Life You Want by Richard Bandler.
I liked him before he was popular
*Takes advantage of you*
Yeah
god save the queen is shite
>every third chick has tatoos, every 5th has the stupid septum ring, every second a clown like level of makeup, every third a nigger, every 5th a single mother
you are matched with the equivalent score you have, so you're only slagging off how trash your profile is lmao
No, I Vow to Thee My Country should be.
Wanna make Homer's Patented Space Age Moon Waffles?
more fitting: youtube.com
ohoho have no IDEA what I would do if an Icelandic boy took advantage of me ;))
whoa...
saw cara in paper towns
gobshite
utter turgid drivel and awful acting
litchraly never existed
>you are matched with the equivalent score you have, so you're only slagging off how trash your profile is lmao
like i give a fuck about any of it's features or any of that
I have two pictures, and a feeler line because I dont give a fuck about badges and instagram photos. i don't link directly to my facebook either, it's a ghost account
doing a big fat australian wank
pics PLEASE
Easy there phimo
What part were you going for?
i would but i'm not sure i can be arsed leaning over to turn my router off and back on again, and then deleting my Sup Forums cookies
no this should
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you didn't audition for specific parts, just a general audition and then assigned a part
I was the only one who did both a singing and acting audition who didn't get a part
Gonna send Tim a request to sing Jerusalem
Haha
gib audrey tatou gf
gonna be a star!
Seconded.
Jerusalem is outstanding though.
NEED tim to do dopesmoker
literally who
>download album
>read only files
Louis Theroux - makes a point about journalistic access with a vampire analogy
Joe Rogan - starts babbling about vampire movies
had a bit of a cry when I didn't make the state footy team in year 8
>he can't read music
were you planning on making an epic mashup?
>spider crawling on my calendar
this doesn't bode well for the rest of my life i feel like
dude the moon landing lmao
tautou, literally "t'oh too"
dogs barking again
i browse porn in normal chrome mode and haven't ever cleared my history
i'm a madman
Did you ever give a shit about Captain Pugwash lads?
Okay, thank you.
You're right about that.
OUT OF CONTROL
>chrome
runt
I hate furries so goddamn much but I so want to fuck that rabbit from Zootropolis
lads
mite read the elder protocols of zion
*steals an "out of order" sign off a pub's restroom door and puts it around your neck*
fuck off Sup Forums
bought resi 5 on ps4 lads
on a mad one this morning lol
its fake news though
i also dislike them but the sly cooper series is one of my favourite ever
you can like things without buying into a whole culture you know
that's what i think when i see people talking about the left on here and moaning how they're all supposedly pink haired vegan muslims or something
The Joe Rogan Experience is a lot like Mark Maron's podcast in that Joe always gets really cool guests and then manages to turn the episode into a boring conversation about his own interests i.e. MMA or DMT.
get gud then faget
*goose steps you*
that's what They want you to think
>door at Five Guys said exit only
>entered using it
CAN'T STOP ME NOW
it's weird, the game is very addicting but not near as good as resident evil 4
something fishy about it, it's just not memorable but you can't stop playing it
peaked in year 7 lad been a disaster ever since
Rogan is a lot better than Maron, Joe can at least sustain an interesting conversation before his stoner retardation takes over whereas Maron is consumed by his neuroses and never lets anything progress beyond that
>tfw directed a school production based off of Jeff Wayne's war of the worlds album
Not him but the controversy surrounding the Protocols is what is truly enlightening.
read all of this and loved every word of it. great post mate!!
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Joe's show is good but he can be an embarrassment when he is obviously out of his depth and looking for something to say
fuck off back to -stan.
good lad
ayyo give some of that booty
too big