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Communism edition

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Anime

hi hey hello

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

"I have six amazing kiddos that are my everything"

ah yes, dating on the 'der

*gets schwifty*

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cara

hello
how are you

Wanna play hackisack?

I read a clinical textbook about gynecology once and it turns out vaginas are pretty disgusting

*shit on the floor*

Anzu I love you

>it's a "mum keeps buying cans of shitty tuna chunks rather than tuna steaks which are a lot better and not full of shit" episode

got headache
no

the flora or the fauna?

Had a fat "asexual" girl with a kid (and wanted more) message me on OKC. She also had #Brexit and #MAGA on her profile, not even joking.

fuck off and eat what you're given

she's mine im afraid
i called dibs

reviewbrah has heavy british admixture,
it's those bulgy eyes I think that gives it away

want to watch attack on titan season 2

take a paracetamol x

NEUNUNDNEUNZIG

awful anime
very poor waifus

cara/??

you get on tinder because your dick wants real local women to consider but you know like 95%> are either unfuckable or insane or possibly fake etc. etc.

but you keep scrolling and it's fucking unreal how completely fucking stupid and tethered to modern culture these cunts are.

every third chick has tatoos, every 5th has the stupid septum ring, every second a clown like level of makeup, every third a nigger, every 5th a single mother

Its a fucking nightmare of brainless dumb sluts and i must be stupid myself to still have this app on my phone

>hat me

I do

but with tuna chunks you have to sift through the bits of meat to take out all of the inedible shit
takes far too long and you end up disposing of 1/4 of the can (sometimes 1/3 with a really bad can) and it seems awfully wasteful
with the tuna steaks however there's no inedible shit in them
and yet my mum doesn't listen and insists on wasting money with the shitty tuna chunks

>that time I cried for days after not getting a part in the school play

wow she's beautiful...

You lads watch the Binging with Babish videos?

feeling a little tipsy lads hehe

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Should Jerusalem become Britain's national anthem?

ASOS (as seen on screen) seems to be a big thing in the UK
that's where she started modelling

Don't give up. The right treatment might be just around the corner. I had depression for a long time. Self-hypnosis and NLP both helped a lot. Takes a bit of work learning and applying the techniques but it's the best investment of a person's time I can think of, especially if they suffer from mood issues.

Maybe start with the Betty Erickson method to get you into a light trance and then repeat a positive mantra. The hypnosis and autosuggestion should make a noticeable difference almost immediately.

There's a Silva Method complete course torrent on Pirate Bay I think. That teaches a more advanced self-hypnosis technique.

Finally, for NLP resources, look here: planetnlp.com/nlp_exercises.html

If you like those exercises, consider Get the Life You Want by Richard Bandler.

I liked him before he was popular

*Takes advantage of you*

Yeah

god save the queen is shite

>every third chick has tatoos, every 5th has the stupid septum ring, every second a clown like level of makeup, every third a nigger, every 5th a single mother

you are matched with the equivalent score you have, so you're only slagging off how trash your profile is lmao

No, I Vow to Thee My Country should be.

Wanna make Homer's Patented Space Age Moon Waffles?

more fitting: youtube.com/watch?v=F43DqnMoWi0

ohoho have no IDEA what I would do if an Icelandic boy took advantage of me ;))

whoa...

saw cara in paper towns
gobshite
utter turgid drivel and awful acting

litchraly never existed

>you are matched with the equivalent score you have, so you're only slagging off how trash your profile is lmao

like i give a fuck about any of it's features or any of that

I have two pictures, and a feeler line because I dont give a fuck about badges and instagram photos. i don't link directly to my facebook either, it's a ghost account

doing a big fat australian wank

pics PLEASE

Easy there phimo

What part were you going for?

i would but i'm not sure i can be arsed leaning over to turn my router off and back on again, and then deleting my Sup Forums cookies

no this should

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you didn't audition for specific parts, just a general audition and then assigned a part
I was the only one who did both a singing and acting audition who didn't get a part

Gonna send Tim a request to sing Jerusalem

Haha

gib audrey tatou gf

gonna be a star!

Seconded.
Jerusalem is outstanding though.

NEED tim to do dopesmoker

literally who

>download album
>read only files

Louis Theroux - makes a point about journalistic access with a vampire analogy

Joe Rogan - starts babbling about vampire movies

had a bit of a cry when I didn't make the state footy team in year 8

>he can't read music

were you planning on making an epic mashup?

>spider crawling on my calendar

this doesn't bode well for the rest of my life i feel like

dude the moon landing lmao

tautou, literally "t'oh too"

dogs barking again

i browse porn in normal chrome mode and haven't ever cleared my history

i'm a madman

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Did you ever give a shit about Captain Pugwash lads?

Okay, thank you.

You're right about that.

OUT OF CONTROL

>chrome
runt

I hate furries so goddamn much but I so want to fuck that rabbit from Zootropolis

lads

mite read the elder protocols of zion

*steals an "out of order" sign off a pub's restroom door and puts it around your neck*

fuck off Sup Forums

bought resi 5 on ps4 lads
on a mad one this morning lol

its fake news though

i also dislike them but the sly cooper series is one of my favourite ever

you can like things without buying into a whole culture you know

that's what i think when i see people talking about the left on here and moaning how they're all supposedly pink haired vegan muslims or something

The Joe Rogan Experience is a lot like Mark Maron's podcast in that Joe always gets really cool guests and then manages to turn the episode into a boring conversation about his own interests i.e. MMA or DMT.

get gud then faget
*goose steps you*

that's what They want you to think

>door at Five Guys said exit only
>entered using it

CAN'T STOP ME NOW

it's weird, the game is very addicting but not near as good as resident evil 4
something fishy about it, it's just not memorable but you can't stop playing it

peaked in year 7 lad been a disaster ever since

Rogan is a lot better than Maron, Joe can at least sustain an interesting conversation before his stoner retardation takes over whereas Maron is consumed by his neuroses and never lets anything progress beyond that

>tfw directed a school production based off of Jeff Wayne's war of the worlds album

Not him but the controversy surrounding the Protocols is what is truly enlightening.

read all of this and loved every word of it. great post mate!!

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thoughts?

Joe's show is good but he can be an embarrassment when he is obviously out of his depth and looking for something to say

fuck off back to -stan.
good lad

ayyo give some of that booty

too big