Why do poopholes feel so much better than vaginas? Did God fuck up and put the better hole in the wrong place?

Why do poopholes feel so much better than vaginas? Did God fuck up and put the better hole in the wrong place?
Even mouths give better pleasure than pussy tbh.

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So, op claims his pooper and mouth feel better than a vagina.

Confirmed.
Op is a faggot.

>yfw that feeling of fresh poop on your dick

Fucking a girl isn't gay. You're obviously a virgin

>prefer ass and mouth to vajanna
Confirmed.

If you prefer the ass and the mouth to the Valhalla, and prefer taking the reacharound, I have bad news for you.

Anal sex is degeneracy promoted by the jews. Don't fall for this.

It's tighter and it's actually a little bit warmer too.
Mostly mental though. Nothing like dominating and hearing a girl groan and grunt as you slam her asshole. It's demeaning

*zozzles in Hebrew*

Greeks/Romans were butt fucking long before

kek

>taboo aspect
>submissive/domination aspect
>naturally tighter
>no risk of pregnancy

Mouth:
>suction control
>depending on how it's done, submissive/domination aspect

Overall, it's probably because we've seen too much porn and we think as vaginas as the most basic thing to use and so we desire more

Or, it could just be that you're a faggot too.

How is putting your penis in a girl, making someone a faggot dipshit?
The hole selection doesn't matter

>Even mouths give better pleasure than pussy tbh
being this dumb, gay, and brainwashed.
pussy doesn't stink, isn't a dry mess, and for fags who don't have pencil dicks, tighter than mouths and definitely assholes which literally open up.

you're clearly a diclette who's never felt an orgasming vageyenah quivering around his dick, i'd pity you if you weren't such a pathetic faggot.

youtube.com/watch?v=ESLUy-_yaLw

Would you use a gloryhole?

Cause every girl you've fucked is a pleb that doesn't do keagels

That has nothing to do with what I said idiot.

It was a simple question. No need to get defensive senpai.

that is because it hurts and denigrates the woman

1st time OP has outed himself in a while, fucking faggot get off my Sup Forums

>implying that didn't affect their civilizations
>implying there were no jews around at the time

>anal sex
>no risk of pregnancy
because semen never leaks and is magically absorbed by the body once it enters an orifice.

Did you just assume that person's gender?
You shitlord.

1st of all i love it when the poop has some hard parts in it, make it feel better.

Also asians have white cum too?

why do you care what color Asian cum is? You're gonna just gonna spit it out anyway, faggot.

If it was meant to be wrong, it'd feel bad.

It actually feels good to put things up your butthole sometimes. It's also why alot of men love taking shits because it makes them feel good.

they're good for small dicks.

This faggot just admitted he likes taking it in the ass.

Define "a lot". All of your friends? From the Blue Oyster Bar?

Problem? Go ahead fucker. Your time is running out and the government is backing us gay people.

All i gotta say is "I like my butthole stretched" next thing i know i get lots of money, more friends, im more respected.

The worlds changing and people like you will die off or be forced into a corner begging for me to shove my cock into your hairy ass.

Enjoy your freedom while it lasts nazi

The bait is real.

Thinking everything that is has a meaning on Earth, oh you god believers will always make me laugh

you must have a small dick, faggot
pussies feel better than anything, they're nature-designed for it

Weak bait.

have you talked to a therapist about these delusions you suffer from?
user just triggered your stupid ass with just a couple of words.
Get help.

>there are actually anons who wouldn't put their penis in a girls butt cause they think it's "gay"
Weeew

You might be a faggot

It also feels good to pick your nose and spit. Does that mean you want to do it? I don't. I just have to because it is a necessity sometimes. Sticking things up your ass is not a necessity. You are just a disgusting degenerate faggot that needs to die. I dream of the day society gets fed up of you freaks and rightfully hangs you queers.

Nobody said op was talking about a female butt.

need sauce on that webm fam

Dude... are you trying to argue that women get pregnant through their asshole? Or are you, arguably, even more retarded and trying to argue that 1) all anal sex ends in creampie; 2) Creampies are never, under any circumstances cleaned properly; and 3) that the resulting, uncleaned creampie in AN ASSHOLE would somehow cause pregnancy?

Did you just watch that episode of scrubs where he gets a woman pregnant by the microscopic chance of sperm touching the outer labia and then reaching the womb?

Wow

except for the fact that OP posted a webm of a woman taking it in the butt

The webm is literally a dude fucking a girl not 2 faggots

You understand the anus is attached to the uterus, right?
They're not like men.

...

Listen, I am a Doctor. I have medical book open right now. Looking directly at the tubage that connects the uterus to the anus.

...

>if it was meant to be wrong it would feel bad

By that logic heroin addicts must live to be 130 huh?

The magical word is 'addict'

On a side note,
A woman who has good control over her mouth and tongue can make it more pleasurable for the guy than her pussy.
Many blowjob guides and teachers agree to that

>Even mouths give better pleasure than pussy
No they don't, get laid and come back.

Are you saying you're "addicted to that dick"?

lawl. Never had sex, did you?

this.

Or maybe you never had a amazing blowjob that actually pleasurable,because women can control the muscles of the mouth more and tongue.
You are just the simple folk who like to 'pound pound pound' and be done with it

You've obviously never been with a girl whos skilled at using her tongue, and can throat with suction
Either that or you're mutilated cutfags, so you'll never achieve the maximum pleasure I can.

Oh? Tell me more, Don Juan. What other wondrous deeds have you learned of in your online travels.

are you sure?
cause girls like boys that have dicks and thats pretty gay

Lemme see, exgf was an incredibly orally skilled Asian girl. You're the guy who only wants to pound, nothing beats the mutual pleasure of barebacking a pussy. Call back when you've felt a girl cum on your dick and get all... Squeezy. Add warm and soaking wet and it's great.

>caring whether the girl gets off or not
Kek, beta bitch detected

Man you really need to broaden your horizons and meet an orally skilled girl, You will forget the 'pound pound' attitude.

Thats a lame bait,

Watch yourself, you're a mad fag with mad edges. Don't cut yourself.

Not even b8, you sound like a bitch.
A beta like you has never dominated a girls poopchute like a true alpha

See this is exactly the weird behavior,
you probably dominated a low quality girl and felt good about the act of domination not actual pleasure.

While we dominated good ones, got surprisingly good pleasure from the act of pleasure it self.
And then dominated her. Like she deserved.

How lame can you get? That the act of an amazing blowjob, The submission from a girl, kneeling and taking your cock; seems beta-ish to you?

You are such a faggot

I feel sorry for you.
Pity even. Go watch some video that reinforces your perception of things and dont let the bubble shatter

And you'll never have a petite cutie beg you to tie her up and dominate her because she's madly in love with you and you give good dick.