Alright so some shit just went down and I'm arguing with my family and this lawyer

Alright so some shit just went down and I'm arguing with my family and this lawyer.

So here's what happened:
>be me, 6'4", tall well built, 22
>I'm chilling out at the grocery store
>buying food after work for the week
>some clumsy chick dropped something on the floor
>as she bends over to pick it up I check her out like any normal male
>thick and short, easily 8+/10
>as she picks it up the clutz drops something else
>I see an opportunity so I walk up to her and ask if she needs some help as I smile and pick it up.
>she smiles and says thank you
>her face is a smooth 7/10
>I chat with her a little bit
>turns out she goes to school in the area and lives in the area
>tell her we should hang out some time and we exchange numbers
--a day later--
>hit her up after work
>We meet up at a local park in her neighborhood
>We laugh and joke around a bit
>some of the kids in the area say seem to know her
>think it's odd but think she's just good with kids or a local babysitter
>"hey user, my parents aren't home. They went out for my mom's birthday. So maybe we could watch a movie or something."
>I tell her "Netflix?" with a grin on my face
>She smiles and giggles a little then says yeah
--fast forward a little bit--
>we're watching twilight (I'm trying my hardest not to leave at this point.)
>She notices I'm a little bored
>"user, there's something in my room I want to show you."
>finally shitty movie is about to pay off
>"c'mon it'll be fun"
>her room has dolls in it and it's oddly 'childish'
>I'm talking diary, wallpapers of twilight characters, ECT.
>Spidey senses tingling
>I ask her isnt she too old for all this stuff as I laugh to bait her real age
>She laughs as well looking embarrassed
>"Im 18 you little jerk."
>she points to her drivers license card on her dresser
>shrug, Ive seen stranger
>tease her about it a little more
>we play around on her bed and end up fucking
>shortly after we finish she makes me leave before her parents arrive

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---next week---
>get a call from random number
>"boy you are fucked!, this is femanon's dad and I am going to fucking kill you"
>play dumb
>"don't fuck with me boy I saw all of your messages, she told me what you did!! You think it's okay to fuck kids? I'm gonna fuck you up!"
>claims I raped his daughter and that she's underage
>know he's bullshitting since I saw her license
>hang up in his face
>call girl and find out what the fuck is going on
>"I-im sorry user"
>turns out her parents were suspicious and took her phone so she squeaked
>not only that but her license was a fake she got from her uncle
>turns out she's 8
>at this point it dawned on me how bad I fucked up
>her dad filed a case against me
>family finds out
>dad knows a lawyer
>They tell me their disgusted in me and that my only option is to plead guilty for a shorter sentance.
>try to tell them it was setup
>"No excuse!"

Fuck me, how the hell was I supposed to know she was lying? Dont get me wrong sge was short, but im tall as shit. Everyone is short to me, and she was tall for her age. Not to mention the fact that she had an ID, like how am I supposed to know it was a fake. Shit looked real, why would she even have a fake one?

My penis has gotten me in some deep shit, isn't there some kind of law to protect me?

how do you fuck an 8 yr old without knowing it

Are you fucking with me or are really that fucking stupid

This, fake/10

> 8 y.o.
Bait

>Turns out she's 8
kek, lost.

Then who was phone?

Well, that wasn't worth reading. Thanks for nothing, faggot. Shit story. Never post it again.

Good luck user.....I hear they treat fellas like you well in prison

Fuck off with this bullshit man what's an 8 year old doing alone in a grocery store with a mobile phone go fuck yourself

She was tall for her age, I'm tall as shit. Everyone is short to me, she had a license. I'm not a Private Investigator, I see pussy with a green checkmark I take it.

Dude you can't tell me you wouldn't have done the same in my position. When was the last time you checked if a girl's ID was real?

>alone
>implying
She was on that isle grabbing some snacks and told me she had to go back with her family before we exchanged numbers.

Look real talk, can't I bring up the fake ID in court assuming they haven't burned it already?

DAMN IT I FELL FOR THE BAIT

8 year olds have phones, my little brother has a more expensive one than me
the story is still a fucking lie but they do have phones.

If she say she's fucking in school then im gonna check that shit

Pics

So you check every girls school before you fuck?

GTFOH. Either you're lying or a virgin, or both.

I was replying to if I check every girls id

So you have a scanner that can do a background check on her ID to see if its fake?

I smell bullshitto

OP is a lying faggot. All you fools did was give this autistic nobody attention he was rightfully deprived of.

B-but why are you doing this to me?

This is how great religions are started...

> She's 8
Sides left for orbit

>It turns out she's 8. holy fucking kek

Sounds like bad parenting. An 8 year old with a fake driving license though?

Please, I don't want to go to prison guys

Post pics or something comparable to her bodytype. An 8 year old is not mistaken for an 18 year old you fucking retard and it has nothing to do with height, literally most 8 year Olds still look like they have downs and crooked ass teeth. You're either retarded yourself or you're an actual pedo shit trying to build a case by posting deniability online

>post pics
Do you think I'm retarded? Why would I willingly self-incriminate and possibly allow my identity to be revealed?

Bad bait 0/10

Give us some evidence of this being real

Ok shit man, I managed to pull this one from her school's public yearbook.

>inb4 what school
Fuck off

fake. this is a pic of addy miller from the walking dead.
walkingdead.wikia.com/wiki/Addy_Miller_Gallery

I plead the fifth ?

scroll down. it's one of the last pics.

Busted faggot

I'm in the processes of upgrading this pasta. What would you fags say would make it more believable?

I was thinking about upping the age to 10 or 12.

>turns out she’s 8
>fucking kek

13 dude, get in the teens

But then it won't be as good. It looses it's shock value. It has to stay on the edge of believable and unbelievable.

Seriously man fuck the shock value at that point, anything under 13 loses any credibility whatsoever

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I don't believe this is real.
But if this is real, you deserve getting some jailtime for being so incredibly retarded.

I don't know, the "cash me outside" girl was like 13 and she definitely had some tits and an ads before she was 12. That did not instantly grow as soon as she hit 13.