You have 10 SECONDS to justify why you don't have a wife and kids

You have 10 SECONDS to justify why you don't have a wife and kids.

money

broke up with the bitch I wanted to impregnate

>checked and samefaging hard

Wife: Bad with girls.
Kids: Refer to my previous statement

Prefer being single.

I'm 11

I am young and still in university. But maybe when I start on my masters I should consider this opportunity.

I'd rather spend money on guns than some dumb fucking ugly child

I am American, The Mexican took them all. No more wife's left.

>waitforit.jpg

The woman wont let me tongue punch her fart box

The bitch I wanted to impregnate thinks Im a lowlife scumbag criminal because I did a b&e and stole a car robbed people and been involved in countless drugs deals

Can't cheat on my 2D wifu

Im 20 and socially awkward

im gay

I'm not a lesbian

Not in my 30s yet. Anyone who has kids before then missed out on life

>spending all my money and more importantly my time with little shitheads and a dumb cunt

KEK

>the one redeeming features of homosexuals...no reproducing

Cause I'm a 30+ loser who hangouts on Sup Forums and faps to anime Waifus. 4everalone. ;_;

I post on Sup Forums and you do as well virgin.

It's not a priority to me right now.

I have kids, but only retards get married, tell me what you get with marrying your woman? I think all you get is just fucking problems since they are entitled for half of your shit for law, also that shit is nothing else but a jew money shit.

>what are surrogates

That took more than 10 seconds faggot.

It's a fairly basic risk/reward analysis:

>There's over a 50% chance the marriage fails and the wife takes half of your stuff

>your kid(s) ends up austistic/mentally retarded/trans/gay/a brony/otherwise undesirable

Both options are not worth the risks involved

I’m a chronic anxiety suffering loser that lives in a fantasy world that is my parents apartment

Also you are a low life scumbag criminal neck yourself.

Little kids can not get pregnant and there mothers for some odd reason do not let you marry there daughters.

>have kids
>t-t-those who are married are the real retards!!1

you poor deluded fuck

I haven't learnt how to speak to human beings of the female gender

no women will let me stick my peepee in her yoohoo

What would I do with a wife and kids? How would that benefit me in any way?

if i could take all the money i spent on steam and used it to better my life, i would buy myself a car and drive off a cliff.

The only replies are
>I-Im retarded
>B-Being single is totally better right guys?
or
>Bitches ain't shit

1. Had a wife -- never again
2. Never wanted kids -- I like money

Engineering?

i rather be alone

because my 'soul mate' broke my heart and I don't want to try again

People suck, not enough money, sick as shit and don't want to pass my crappy genes on and make others suffer like I have

Sense of purpose, family or just being loved/relied on by someone you would die for

There are legitimate arguments for companionship with a spouse. There are zero legitimate arguments for having children since we don't live in an agrarian society anymore. Having kids is fucking stupid.

I have kids and never married
win win

i have been dealt out of humanity. or i opted out for the sake of the human race.

She still gets half if she wants to you gave her kids retard LMAO

Get a dog.

I have no friends or family and nothing to offer.

>I have kids

you lost, and your kids aren't special. They're average fucks, just like everyone else. Congrats, you're raising more fucking average retards to overpopulate Earth.

Checked

MGTOW master race

why would anyone love me if my parents don't even love me?

I wouldn't die for my dog.

Lets look at my options.
buy diapers or buy entertainment.
buy food I like or be forced to drink kale shakes for breakfast and lunch.
masturbate whenever I want or, run down stairs and fetch the Tylenol.

I enjoy my time and freedom too much.

This. Can't stand how people think they've accomplished something by having kids. I'd rather someone kill a person than make one as long as it's the right person.

I m in similar situation, it gets better dont worry.

im 21 and in college. Having either of those at the moment would 100% ruin the rest of my life

Same. I'm a piece of shit and the world would be better off without me.

cause nobody loves me

No if you hide most of your shit, then tell me genius, what advantage you get then, also if the bitch cheat on you and you need to get a divorce, you know that shit its not free and easy so.

I have no use for such items.

cuz im too smart for that shit nigga

That's what you get for trusting another human being. You asked for it.

Then you're a shitty owner. Your dog should leave you.

I'm gay as fuck and I want cocks instead

im 8

Ain't nobody got time fo' that.

You're an idiot. Go eat some lettuce.

that's just like, your opinion man
sorry, I'll try to kill a couple of baddies before I go to even things a little

They will be ugly with you as a father

wow that shits sad. I understand not feeling obligated to have a relationship but making a whole community around that idea seems like you are just making up for the crippling loneliness. Are you trying to make yourself believe you are doing something noble or strong? If you really think you are independent and don't need anyone, you shouldn't need to show it by leaning on the support of a community, that destroys the point of what you are trying to say.

because infertility is a thing, and children suck

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And you're likely a sociopath.

Thanks.

>what is garnishing wages and IRS audit due to you being able to afford shit with half your wage gone

Damn, nice quads.

Incoming conflicts.

How is indifference to animals sociopathic? Don't use words that you don't know the meaning of. It makes you look foolish.

because im a tranny and i had my balls removed

my big black bf wants to get married but im not really into one man type thing

cuz i's a poorfag

Because we don't want kids.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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Pussyhole fagget

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>How is indifference to animals sociopathic?
What is the most common historical trait among serial killers? Don't try to correct your superior.

checkem

Because I already have a hobby.

I'm too busy being 27. Maybe by 47.

Im ugly

Before having a kid i was feeling attraction to transexuals

I live up to 100 years
She has 15 max. Simple decision. Also I'm a human

i thought an infinitely small dick was only proven theoretically

Cuzz welfare iz foh druugs

Not enough money.

no one loves me

>caring about having stuff

My future ex-wife can enjoy half my collection of thinkpads and radio controlled airplanes. but she cant unsuck this dick

doesn't satan want us to reproduce so he can have someone to tempt?

because I suck