>Psychoactive Substances bill bans all legal highs and research chemicals
Okay then I guess I'll go back to buying my drugs illegally off of dealers then.
>EU Regulating E-Cigs
Oh, I guess I'll just go back to smoking regular cigarettes then
I really fucking hate this country lads. I hate the cunts who run it, I hate the cunts in the EU who dictate to us how we should fucking run it. It never used to be like this.
It's like we're living in the final chapter of the Lord of the Rings, except this time Saruman and Grima Wormtongue win and permanently enslave the Hobbits.
>When they return home, however, the Shire hobbits discover their cherished ideal corrupted. A totalitarian state has replaced the carefree rural life, dominated by "the Rules" and suffering from "no beer and very little food." Journeying deeper into the Shire reveals a devastated countryside.
>Mordor has come home; everything the hobbits have fought so hard for has been ruined. At first glance, Frodo and the others blame outside forces for the destruction. Evil men, brigands, and thieves have moved in while the protecting Rangers have gone to war. Sharkey, their leader, has urged them to "hack, burn and ruin" since his arrival. The hobbits soon learn that Sharkey is their old enemy Saruman, who has ravaged the Shire in revenge for his own losses.
>The outsiders are not the only ones to blame, however. Like the evil of the Ring, the evil that besets the Shire works from within, feeding on the hobbits' own desires.Worst of all, the hobbits have allowed this to happen; whether through inattention or cowardice, the most sensible and good hobbits went along with the changes until, "before we knew where we were," the beauty and joy of the Shire were gone.