>be me
>be 15
>brother gets girlfriend
>happy for him at first
>then I see her
>she's a 350 pound tumblr feminist
>not joking
>she talks about the patriarchy
>she dyed her hair red
>says she's been raped 20 times
>notjoking.jpg
>I decide to give her a nickname
>Cyclops
>she has a little growth on her head that makes her look like a mythical beast
>before she moved in our house was always fully stocked with food
>3 days in and most of its gone
>any junk food
>she even managed to eat raw onions
>she never comes out of my brothers room
>No one ever sees her eat
>she's like a goddamn food ninja
>we never see her get any food but it keeps disappearing
>1 week in and we are down to nothing but condiments
>dad tells my brother she needs to stop eating so much
>he flips shit and tells him she needs her "crispy creamies"
>dad asks what crispy creamies are
>brother gets angry and tells him to shut up
>dad finaly gets more groceries
>stategicly gets non junk food
>works for a couple days
>but then it all starts disappearing again
Cont?
Be me
poison food (nothing to kill, just to make her sick)
tell everyone in house except brother and cyclops
profit
You're dad's an idiot, user. Kick that black hole of a human out of your house before your brother gets consumed aswell.
bitch, i am not here to read "cont?"
either keep posting your story or fuck off.
>ps please continue
why ask to cont. of course
Tell the fucking story op
>all food starts to leave again
>I devise a plan
>wait until they leAve
>they left to go get more food as I suspected
>go to their door
>locked.jpg
>Jimmy the lock with a butter knife
>it opens
>get invaded by the smell of period blood
>I almost throw up
>man through it though
>first thing im presented with
>3 dragon dildos sitting on their dresser
>wtf?
>but it gets worse
>beside their dresser is three fridges
>bitch has been hoarding food
>look inside of them
>nothing but shit with sugar And fat
>Cyclops food
>smell something coming from the dresser
>look inside
>candy bars stuffed inside It
she's getting ready for the war against the patriarchy!
Continue ffs
You just made me choke on potato chips.
Leaked photo of gelatinous woman
Continue meh niG
You have my attention. Do continue
>check the expiration dates
>they are 3 months old
>smell like the plague
>check even deeper into his drawers and I find something awful
>straight up butter
>Fucking butter
>report the news back to my father
>he decides to start shit
>he waits till they get home
>then he ambushed them with confrontation
>he tells her he has to stop being a Cyclops or she's locked out
>the Cyclops gets angry and decides to scream
>the only defence for that kind of monster
>she even drops the bags of fast food she was carrying
>she takes having a seizure for the tenth time
>my brother gets angry
>he starts yelling too
>my dad decides to lock them out and throw their shit outta the house
>he picks up a mini fringe and flings it out a window
>she still screams
>eventually the Cyclops moves on to her mother's house
>with a new Cyclops recruit
>my brother
>still rarely see him
>it's been 5 years
>I miss my brother
>Fucking cyclops
gg :c
H U E
Jesus user, Can't believe a piece of blubber took your bro, just wonder if he's a total left-wing cuck
>I miss my brother
>mfw I was unprepared for those feels.
Sorry that happens to your bro user
>I miss my brother
your brother died the minute he started dating SJW's.
No he supported trump. I don't know how they stay together.
Hey OP, genuine question, have you figured out the whole story already when you first made the thread or did you develop it while posting?
It sucks, but that happens so much. My brother got involved with a she-ogre and that bitch took him half-way across the nation.
He's an idiot but I sure do miss the scamp.
Woah, now I'm really wondering why he decided to be with her.
I had it writen out but i just have shitty internet
He most likely enjoys spleunking deep inside her rank bowels
Part of life is losing good men to inhuman trolls, your job is to do all you can to save them but for whatever reason giant menstrual wreaking cunts will always be attractive to certain men and they will give up their potential futures for trash.
Post her pic, lets see how big is this cyclop
>this or didn't happen
This. I need to see her growth for science
10/10
Are you stupid? Of course it's not a real story.
I don't have a picture of her but I can draw about the rough shape of her head?
Let me check my brothers facebook
I don't get it? what's the joke
Dis gon b gud
His Facebook's been inactive since 2013
Gimme a sec
Couldn't find anything on his page. He doesn't have any other social media except his Twitter and all he does is shitpost on it. So Fuck it here's a rough sketch
Find cyclops and kill
Guys keep the thread alive. I think I might have a picture of her on my old phone
We must kill the Cyclops, Sup Forumsrothers
and so, OP went for the image of the elditch horror.. or maybe he's just a faggot and wont deliver
Bump
Pics?
Go all Chan, call all Sup Forumsrothers. Find Cyclops. Kill Cyclops, even if we have to burn down Marvel.
So whats up, where is this bitch
>Cyclops
>"be 15"
>underage
Enjoy your ban
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She's the one on the left. This is when they first started dating.
Lmao this is fukken great
She hadn't gone full Cyclops at this point. She hadn't moved in yet
We need a close up of her face for science
Implying the couch could hold such a beast
That's the best I had. Bitch hid from the camera the whole thanksgiving
>thanksgiving
How did it feel to not get to eat anything
I'm sorry that hambeast is going to eat your brother.
Holy sheit what a landwhale, whats wrong with yojr brother?
The same way it feels to live with Jon goodman
SHE HAS A WALKER??? Your bro is dicking a handicapped cyclops. Now you's can park upfront.
Your brother looks like a downie
Only other one where shes somewhat visable
>it's been 5 years
user, I am sorry to tell you, but your bro likes dragon dildos in his ass
You actually ate at a table for an AIDS party? I have new respect.
Go Team Cyclops
Why she look lik yo mum?
brothers probably too much of a cuck to leave
Am I the only one to do battle with the mighty cyclops?
No my brother we shall march into batle
Pics of this creature?...
吃狗
People like that don't exist. Get out more user. Most feminists are regular people. The fucking tumblr radical kill all men feminist doesn't exist or is only a tiiiiny fraction of feminists.
Talk to people. Go outside. This is unhealthy.
You're autistic, read the whole thing fuck face.
who are the walker & the cane for?
are they really strong enough to up hold a Cyclops?
...
>*hold up
It's pretty strong. I threw that thing against the wall once and not a scratch showed up
lol @ this trailer trash spread
I bet half of your family is inbred
You got gr8t p8nt m8t.
Just because I'm not an autistic fuck doesn't mean I'm a woman.
But unlike you I know women. Most of which identify as feminists and are pretty cool people.
I just went back to Sup Forums in like 3 years to see a sad reflection of the past.
Only this time Sup Forums became the establishment bootlickers they claimed to hate.
Yes they mother fuckin do
user needs a hug
or batteries for the dragon dildo
>Most feminists are regular people
>implying that competitive people are okay
gb3r
...
He has a point... Feminists are pretty cool... I met one a few months ago, once we hit the bedroom she called me daddy and told me to choke and slap her... was quite the turn of events... good person though lol true story
Most Feminists kill puppies with dildoes.
meh, I was fwb+ with one for a rather long time and she decided to open up a can of bitch-ass as soon as I took her up on her standing offer of a threesome. Still kinda miss it tho
lol yeah I could see the writing on the wall with this chick... luckily it ended fast because of where we lived, but it was funny cuz she was such a freak
its (not: it is) been fun. Until next time.
You writw to yourself. good one,.
Oh yeah, fwb+ was a total freak and treated my duhgenerate needs quite exquisitely and competently, and reasonably sanely, up to that point. bummer d00d