Hey faggets, its my birthday and the only person who i actually care about (my gf) didnt get me anything because she 'needed a new phone' and she is refusing to see me today, as 'she has plans already' (shes going to hang out at her friends house)
I feel like shit, i hate birthdays usually because i dont have many people to celebrate with and now this has made it 10x worse.
Can you guys cheer me up? Ylyl thread? Rekt thread? Porn dump i dont give af i just want some company tbh.
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Sigh, what else did i expect
Happy birthday me
I once broke up with a girl because she gave me a birthday present when I specifically asked for nothing. Shit was cash.
Happy birthday user
My mother watched her mum get hit by a car and die, only a block away from their house.
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I also got bitten by a brown snake while hiking. Almost died. Shit hurts. Ausfag here
Op here, am ausfag aswell. Brissy
Stop valuing your birthday would be a start. No one gives a fuck
Wish we all had that luxury user
Happy birthday, user. Hope this cheers you up.
Noone has ever given af about my bday, until i met my gf, thats why it hits so hard nigga
Keked
Trips, you must be on to something.
Did I throw away my one chance to be happy Sup Forums?
Elaborate
Anyother depressed losers here?
>Have gf
>Ask her not to spend any money on me for birthday, don't ever really celebrate it.
>Gifts me $90 bucks worth of T-Shirts
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>Accept confusedly
>Spend a week trying to figure out why the fuck she did that
>Decide that while I could trick myself into being content with her 99% of the time, I would never feel fulfilled
>Break up with her
>She asks for her $90 back or else blackmail
>Give it to her
>Most expensive kek I ever paid for
Was thinking about proposing, like I said, could have been pretty happy pretty consistently. Decided my time would be better spent browsing Sup Forums and fapping fourteen times a day.
Hi, is that you OP?
Nos
How no gf
Is that from a porn???
Yeah, what's up user?
Wot
The only person that i have to trust and care about me didnt make any effort at all for my bday and is totally boycotting me.
Shes the only person who knows how shitty my life has been for the last couple years, especially birthdays.
here you go OP
Wtf is this
Some foreign bike racing teams uniform found on r/crappydesign
Ah shaddap whinging ya sorry pair of dozy bitches
You broke up, realize why you did and appreciate it instead of subtly looking for reassurance
..and you, you're a fake to make men lose faith in normal, loving, peaceful relationships
No gorl does this and if she does she would be on the curb so fast her head would spin
Don't belive everything you see's on the nets kiddies, this site has the worst kind of cancer: successful infiltration
Just happy for the company user
Happy Birthday, user
You mean your ex-girlfriend, right?
And cut the only friend ive ever had out of my life? And hit rock bottom in becoming a total fucking loser? Idk man
Shes the best thing to ever happen to my nigger ass PoS waste of space life
Op here. Know what? Why do t you go rape yourself with a steak knife. Chop of that nub you call a dick and start calling yourself Caitlyn. You fucking piece of shit tranny. Eat your balls too. Choke them down and chase them with nigger semen.
Just saw this thread
Happy birthday OP
Thanks user
Ya know the bitch is cheating on your ass, that’s why she don’t want to hang out wit your ass.
Uh-huh. She's such a great friend, isn't she?
Would rather go hang out with friends than stay with you on your birthday.
Nah she isnt user, thats the one good thing about my shitty life
Gold Coast. Things will be alright, OP
Happy B-day bruh.
Thanks niggas
Dump your GF, she's fucking other people.
Do yourself a solid and liberate yourself for your birthday, let those balls finally drop.
She isnt man, but that doesnt bring much happiness atm, cause im sitting here like a fuckin potato browsing Sup Forums on my birthday.
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Happy birthday man, don't let it get to you too much!
Im trying man but its hard
>is nothing without his gf
>put material objects on the lists of things to value his own self worth
get good faggot, these unrealistic and ridiculous beliefs will lead to suicide. worse, you made this hole you're in yourself most likely
also this isn't the place to seek pity, faggot.
Im not seeking pity man, just someone to talk to as i dont really have anyone else.
there's only
>spambots and shills
on here, if you wanna talk to someone go to chatroulette omegle or whatever... or start up a convo with someone in the real world instead of being a depressed faggot behind his keyboard.
why didn't YOU buy YOURSELF a gift if its so important to you?
then your fag ass expects someone else to get him one?
Have a nice video, these guys cheer me up
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I dont care about not getting gifts.
Havent you ever heard 'its the thought that counts'?
It doesnt suck because she didnt buy me presents, it sucks that out of the 365 days in the year, she chose the week before my bday to buy this expensive phone. And then today ON my bday she isnt coming to see me because she already has plans ( she keeps posting snapchat stories of her lying in bed with her mate watching disney movies )
It hurts because it seems like she really couldnt give af about me or my birthday, and as i mentioned, shes supposed to be the only one who does care about these things.
> go to her friend's house
>sneak in
>grab her by the pussy
Also, British/euro?
Britfag living in Aus, howd you know?
It's 5 am in the US, that's 1 pm UK, that's about the time I'd expect the clandestine start to a tea party to happen
Kek 10pm here is aus
You were shocked and/or awed for a moment, my work here is done.
Also go watch that video I posted if you haven't
I know the feels bro, you need to try and make some good friends who you can hang out with in these situations. also I don't want to judge your gf but if she's not even willing to meet you because of some friends, I think you need to rethink your relationship with her. But don't worry too much about it man, a lot of us don't do much on birthdays. Just relax and enjoy your day, it's the feeling of missing out and the expectations that society has ingrained in your head thst might be making you feel like things are worse than they are.
Hey dude, you share a birthday with Sup Forums, gotta be happy with that.
Fuck your gf just put it in her asshole next time you fuck to teach her a lesson