hey mister do you mind giving me a ride to school
Hey mister do you mind giving me a ride to school
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mods plz remove this shitpost cancer
b-but mister something hard is poking me. what is this?
Find her parents, make sure everything is alright.
No. Kids are cunts.
Sorry that's just my concealed carry glock. Where do you live ?
If she's retarded enough to ask a stranger that she's better left to die. I ain't getting near that shit, it's got FBI written all over it. Also she's ugly like every other little kid.
>ugliest teeth
>best pussies
Win some lose some
>worst pussies
Oops bud think you did a typo there, don't worry I fixed it for you.
>hoping you aren't actually brain dead enough to think little kids have good vaginas
Ugly or no, you have an erection and your hands shook when you typed this. The reconditioning isn't working, you're going back to jail
Aesthetically, they are undeniably the best. The sensation depends on the girl, but if she can get wet and open, yea they have the best pussies. Period. No debate.
>inb4 fbi
All accurate
I can't. I suggest you ask your parents.
Walk, you lazy shit!
A ride on my dick perhaps
Fuck off to get a job you bum
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Why are Americans so ugly?
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Fluoride in the water. Warping our ahi tv manhjjjjj
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if you want this thread deleted, post some cp.
spamming. b@ 'em
No problem, hop in the van, there's free candy too !
user NOO THATS MY PEEPEE HOLE user!!!
All you pussys asking to delete it: go to reddit or another board for fags where they cuddle you, and give you a nice warm cozy feeling.
nah its one retarded breeding failure who thinks hes gonna get some reward for being a good faithful snitch
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Its time to stop
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Sorry kid, I'm already late for work, go get your parents to do it or something
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I'm a simple virgin, so I see a girl and muh dick goes hard.
However, I have a strong feeling that she's not of age, so muh dick goes soft.
My fucking dick is so fucking conflicted.
tasty
pedo
That photo shopped
>I have a strong feeling that she's not of age
your dick is a pedo, and you're a brain is a good boy
Hnnnng
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White Knight/10
Nipple mods mods nipple shot mods
You won't be laughing when police will knock at your door.
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you speak real good
Teach you to dance
MOO, MOO MOO, MOO MOO MOOO?
MOO MOO! MOO?
>moo, moo
MOO MOO MOO MOO, MOO MOO!
moooo
I'm interested in stuff like this. Kik me at jdoalty
FBI Agent Jon, we talked about this....
FBI Agent Dick Jiggerfaggot, this is your superior. Stop browsing CP you fucking animal, and report to my office immediately. Bring your badge.
Probably gives toothy blowjobs
lets give each other cool fbi names
im agent buttkus
I notice how Sup Forums has been a bit more pedophilic recently
I'm Agent Cucumberbitch
Newfag
There's no way this is real
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Im agent long Johnson
FBI Agent CucuMotherDingler, im sorry, i apologize. im coming and making a ticket for my review in 10 minutes
True plus they smell great like pee and candy mixed into one
Only Sup Forums can make me turn babysitting my friends secondgrader into a try not to cum challenge...
nigga there used to be actual Child porn back in the day
Welp, guys need to lurk moar... There still is some, sometimes, but it gets b& 404 quite fast.
My sister recently asked if I could babysit her 9 year old daughter while she was overseas for a fortnight. Lord help the things I'd've done to that girl if I said yes. This shithole has tainted me.
I love you though.
thread delete please
yeah, but back in the day mod's didn't ban it.
DELETE
Agent CucuMotherDingler, please stop, you're embarrassing the Bureau.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You fucked up in not agreeing, see if you could restrain yourself you could have had a little "innocent" fun at least...especially at bed/bath time
They did. Just not as fast, but they couldn't openly let a CP shitstorm happen, obviously. Not if they KNEW, and were online.
But, yes, I've seen pretty BIG shitposts, some time ago. Newfags miss out.
>tfw remembering those times my sis would watch TV on my lap
That soft rump was the perfect crotch warmer, it's a shame she grew up so it would be weird now
I just got a 12 minute time out form the mods for posting this pic. Usually they ban me. Maybe they've figured out that that doesn't do much.
Are you a legit fagget? CP threads used to be a part of Sup Forums culture, they only started banning them after moot came under fire from the media.
how do u have multiple accounts if they ip ban u?
you ask the hacker named Sup Forums to change the IP for you
True. Back before the FBI crackdown, this place was a pedo paradise. Now the banhammer falls within minutes and moralfags outnumber pedos 4 to 1.
are you that fucking retarded or are you trolling?
If you are that retarded then you must be new here.
Jannies are the ones who give the timeouts, then they send the ban request to mods who review and get to it whenever.
Don't worry your vacation is coming soon.
>only started banning them after moot came under fire from the media
well only after Snacks was kicked
She left me the voicemail at 4AM, and since I was up at the time, I spent a solid hour or so contemplating. I had a fucking whiteboard right next to me, with fresh markers to right the pros & cons.
I unironically thought about the sort of shit I could do with her, then I realised I should probably be a decent human being for once.
You mean 4chain
>behind 7 proxies
That's great. I'll be back posting again in less than 5 minutes.
cunt.
You could have posted pics and the world would be a happier place. But no. You decided you had to be a narcissistic moralfag and keep all the good feels for yourself.
asshole.
What were your cons? I can't think of any
I always wanted to be a janitor.
newfag
Well, started lurking maybe 15 years ago, give or take. With breaks. So, dunno what you call "legit", but I consider myself an oldfag (though I still can't triforce, and don't care to)
Well grab a mop and a bucket and get to practicing.
>nice full house, btw.
Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl’s clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You’re all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you’d get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.It is truly nasty how you’d run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax,hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her,pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch.
>15 years ago
newfag spotted