Guess what: I'm a woman

Guess what: I'm a woman

I've been using Sup Forums for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I speak 9 languages and I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I voted for Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.

I won't show you my tits/ass, unless you beg like the pathetic scum you are. Also I'll be your CEO one day

Bitch make ur chef make me a sandwich

Dubs never lie

no one gives a fuck

ooh marketing major. Any advice for a band struggling to gain a following? I'm finding it hard to engage with an audience and grow, either locally or online. Any advice would be great, cheers.

You know the rules.

Whether* you dumb bitch

Guess what: I'm a woman

stopped reading, have a good day

hey there my name is dan

yes i replied to your thread cuz your a female with ambition, i think tis awesome!

dont be frightened tho, if anything ill be the one in the kitchen :)

i would really love to have a chat with you, please email me at brainoc5512@gmail

What’s your kik, I need to cum

what kind of low effort faggot doesnt even use a correct timestamp

".... I speak 9 languages and I have an IQ of 146....... I'm probably more intelligent than most of you.." OK, then here is a test, how do you spell 'comparable'?

Fake and gay

>I won't show you my tits/ass, unless you beg like the pathetic scum you are.

Bitch, we arent begging for your whore ass. You deliver to US, not the other way around.

Now, tits or gtfo

Wow a woman that voted for trump.... the world is truly fucked

Stop fucking shopping my waifu everyday you bastard.

Go away. Nobody cares because there is no such thing as women on the internet.

Attention can be found irl, just dress slutty.

Faggot.

> Wether
> comperable
> sandwhich

What a fucking idiot.

and this is why this site is cancer now. fucks that think anyone gives a shit about their particular tits. bitch there's millions more. you're nothing to us.

bosoms or begone with thy

mad virgins detected

prolly secretively gays

> 31
> Married
> With a kid
> Nope

> 31
> married
> kid
> browsing Sup Forums

what a loser

" I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, "

Because of this line, its 1/10 troll.

>married to a kid
Disgusting

...

1) Play your music a lot locally. Find local show scenes. For example my area has punk/screamo shows sponsored by Boys and Girls Club of America. Find out where local shows are happening and go there. Rub elbows, meet people, make connections to get your band in the rotation. Play for crap bars in your area. Also get ready to do it for free or at cost. Bars will pay maybe $50 for your no name band to play a Sunday night. It's not much but it's enough for gas and tacos for the band mates.

2) Get a van! Your gonna need one to get all your equipment to shows. It needs to run well enough to go cross country. I was in a few bands that ran up and down Cali. We would book as many bars as we could across the state and go from city to city making $50-$80 a show. It wasn't much but it's enough for gas. There was a lot of sleeping on the floors of a guy someone knew and setting up tents in back yards to sleep in. We didn't make it big and we didn't get rich but every day was freedom. No boss just the bros, the open road, music, weed, and an invite to several after parties after each show.

3) Make YouTube videos. Reach out to your local community college and see if any AV or Film majors are want to film your band for a part of their final exam or some shit like that. Colleges have tons of untapped talent that are willing to help you out if it means they can add their name to the credits for their work portfolio

There is a few good tips bro. Go out and fucking rock my man.

Tits and newer time stamp or gtfo

alpha male reporting in

>Intelligent
>Voted for Trump

There's something wrong here

Such a high IQ and terrible grammar? I highly doubt the veracity of OP's tirade.

...

I bet this picture was taken on the 10th of January and grabbed by some user looser

Over achieving this hard to prove your worth in society.

Post your tits or get the fuck off my Sup Forums. Nobody is going beg to see your average tits when we can go on pornhub for free and see much better tits from girls that can fuck better than you. Post your tits with a timestamp or gtfo we all know you're an undercover jew anyway

>iq 146
>uses retarded date format of month first.
Fake and gay.

> OP calls you pathetic virgins, basically telling how it's sad that you beg for female attention
> Proceeds to beg for female attention

sad sad sad

>Guess what: I'm a woman
>I've been using Sup Forums for 8 years now.
>I won't show you my tits/ass
>IQ of 146
8 years on Sup Forums with a IQ of 146 and still dont know tits gtfo

White supremacist bitch.

I like tits and these are particularly nice.

...

I'm just here to say heil hitler

>marketing major
lmaoing every time

Kys loser

What kind of tasty new pasta is this?

tldr; tits or gtfo

implying being in a shit tier climb the ladder job is comparable to working for yourself you cancerous fake sucking your bosses cock for a raise bitch

8 years. You know the rules.....

show me bobs and vagene

Is this Eliza? If it is then please get help

>Comperable

You don't even read your pasta do you, just copy and paste.

Saged.

I don't get the point of the post then. Seems like you just listing things about yourself in a braggadocious manner. But, I mean, good for you. That's pretty cool. It really just sounds like you just want us to beg for your tits and ass, so I'm down.

I am pathetic scum. Please, PLEASE show me your ass/tits.

Blah blah blah blah.

Tits or GTFO

>9 languages
>iq of 146
>still stupid enough to post on Sup Forums

Its just some stale spaghetti, is all..

Why is is that after reading this, my mind went to Forrest Gump?

>GUUUUMP! What's your sole purpose in this army?
>To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!
>God damn it Gump! You're a god damn genius! That's the most outstanding answer I've ever heard! You must have a god damn IQ of 160! You are god damn gifted private Gump!

Pathetic

Copy pasta. Try a new time stamp, today is the 2nd.

>I'll probably make more than you
Probably. But not with 7 internships.

Ok you gywwydy waou must be a real nice person 146 IQ must be a really significant parameter like be a fucking marketcrackdealer also we dont care what you vote your country sucks anyway and soon we be purged by itself cuz god hate you ahagasjsCEO of what if you die your beautifulwonderdulfatheracctractive body rot in hell you will pray christ and the saint at the last time but only eternal pain four you

e-elizai i-is that you

Been lurking for how long? Seems to me like you've forgotten the femanon cardinal rule

>Tits or gtfo

LOL this has to be bait, no one is this cringey and desperate

8 years what a newfag

What

I quit reading at "I voted for Trump"

How does an educated person vote for Trump?

Is this u.... I got all your set

post full set

...wut

Got to confirm her age first. Eliza? I been day 1 on your youtube.

Nice pasta.

who gives a shit, cant have too many sets

Take taste. Tits or gtfo I got you. Now i summon you back Eliza

Good for you. It's nice seeing women get off their ass and achieve something.

mods

>literal cp
she was like 16 at the time ya fuck

Wtf then. I'm out

legal in my country

>being this new

>Top of class
>IQ of 146
>Voted for Trump

Is this an inditement on the US education system? Are you booksmart but not streetsmart? I'm happy to believe most of your post (well, except nudes are already appearing) but... why vote for Trump?

Also, it's 'sandwich'.

This b8 sux

Also, imblygin anyone wasting their money and time in college can easily become a CEO

I can see enough of your face to know you're lying when you say you're attractive. I'd be scared to show my body too if I were you OP

>Also I'll be your CEO one day
Not with that high-and-mighty attitude.

Last time this was posted, the faggot posted it two days after the time stamp. This time its just one, good job OP. Not saying much considering it amounts to you still fucking up.

and yet you felt the need to post something like this on Sup Forums?
pathetic or ridiculous? we'll let you pick
all in all, you're looking for attention where you know edgy kids like me will reply, gz

Good bait

You're not a woman you're a girl

What's sad is your pathetic attempt at bait. Literally nobody gives a fuck about your fake accomplishments now go upstairs, I think I hear your mom saying your hot pockets are done.

post that shit user.

She means college sophomore.

>Using Sup Forums for 8 years
>Doesn't respect tits or gtfo

GTFO

> being this mad

back to low paying job nao

pic related

faggots like you(s)

>I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships
So you're either really shitty at being a student, or you're really shitty at being an intern.

100% bait.

8 year agingfag would know there are no men on the internet. And that you need to tits or GTFO.

You also haven't shown tits yet, so GTFO

Sage

also she said she voted for trump

guess what: i'm a guy

Ive been using Sup Forums for a few years. I support a family and I speak every language with the assistance of google translate. I have an IQ of I presume to be above 70. I have several memberships to sandwich shops around town. I'm a member of the AA society. I voted for Roosevelt. I'm not quite certain what a feminist is. I'm probably equally as intelligent as most of the people on this board.

Wether you like or or not; Hoagies are comparable. I'm not here to steal your lunch. I'll probably just order more than you. I'm not going to make you money. I'll just work for it for myself. The ironic thing is my wife married me because of my genitals. Cock? Yes. Vagina? No.

I won't show you what I got from Jimmy John's. Unless you are absolutely in need. Also, I'll probably shake your hand someday.

Then she can not be a basic bitch and say that.

No tits posted. Let this thread die

most countries still count under 18's in porn child pornography you stupid fuck yo'd still get charged

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