I've been using Sup Forums for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I speak 9 languages and I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I voted for Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.
Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.
I won't show you my tits/ass, unless you beg like the pathetic scum you are. Also I'll be your CEO one day
Jordan Robinson
Bitch make ur chef make me a sandwich
Eli White
Dubs never lie
Anthony Nelson
no one gives a fuck
Nathaniel Perry
ooh marketing major. Any advice for a band struggling to gain a following? I'm finding it hard to engage with an audience and grow, either locally or online. Any advice would be great, cheers.
Christopher Cox
You know the rules.
Adrian Brown
Whether* you dumb bitch
Luis Anderson
Guess what: I'm a woman
stopped reading, have a good day
Jason Lee
hey there my name is dan
yes i replied to your thread cuz your a female with ambition, i think tis awesome!
dont be frightened tho, if anything ill be the one in the kitchen :)
i would really love to have a chat with you, please email me at brainoc5512@gmail
Dominic Bennett
What’s your kik, I need to cum
Connor Ortiz
what kind of low effort faggot doesnt even use a correct timestamp
Noah Jenkins
".... I speak 9 languages and I have an IQ of 146....... I'm probably more intelligent than most of you.." OK, then here is a test, how do you spell 'comparable'?
Angel Rogers
Fake and gay
Ryder Perez
>I won't show you my tits/ass, unless you beg like the pathetic scum you are.
Bitch, we arent begging for your whore ass. You deliver to US, not the other way around.
Now, tits or gtfo
John Harris
Wow a woman that voted for trump.... the world is truly fucked
Joseph Gutierrez
Stop fucking shopping my waifu everyday you bastard.
Aaron Scott
Go away. Nobody cares because there is no such thing as women on the internet.
Attention can be found irl, just dress slutty.
Faggot.
Lucas Hill
> Wether > comperable > sandwhich
What a fucking idiot.
Daniel Powell
and this is why this site is cancer now. fucks that think anyone gives a shit about their particular tits. bitch there's millions more. you're nothing to us.
Anthony Kelly
bosoms or begone with thy
Matthew Wilson
mad virgins detected
prolly secretively gays
Jackson Bell
> 31 > Married > With a kid > Nope
Leo Smith
> 31 > married > kid > browsing Sup Forums
what a loser
Jose Thompson
" I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, "
Because of this line, its 1/10 troll.
Matthew Martin
>married to a kid Disgusting
Daniel Scott
...
Wyatt Phillips
1) Play your music a lot locally. Find local show scenes. For example my area has punk/screamo shows sponsored by Boys and Girls Club of America. Find out where local shows are happening and go there. Rub elbows, meet people, make connections to get your band in the rotation. Play for crap bars in your area. Also get ready to do it for free or at cost. Bars will pay maybe $50 for your no name band to play a Sunday night. It's not much but it's enough for gas and tacos for the band mates.
2) Get a van! Your gonna need one to get all your equipment to shows. It needs to run well enough to go cross country. I was in a few bands that ran up and down Cali. We would book as many bars as we could across the state and go from city to city making $50-$80 a show. It wasn't much but it's enough for gas. There was a lot of sleeping on the floors of a guy someone knew and setting up tents in back yards to sleep in. We didn't make it big and we didn't get rich but every day was freedom. No boss just the bros, the open road, music, weed, and an invite to several after parties after each show.
3) Make YouTube videos. Reach out to your local community college and see if any AV or Film majors are want to film your band for a part of their final exam or some shit like that. Colleges have tons of untapped talent that are willing to help you out if it means they can add their name to the credits for their work portfolio
There is a few good tips bro. Go out and fucking rock my man.
Jacob Flores
Tits and newer time stamp or gtfo
Robert Gutierrez
alpha male reporting in
Wyatt Brown
>Intelligent >Voted for Trump
There's something wrong here
Jonathan Russell
Such a high IQ and terrible grammar? I highly doubt the veracity of OP's tirade.
Matthew Torres
...
Thomas Robinson
I bet this picture was taken on the 10th of January and grabbed by some user looser
Bentley Gonzalez
Over achieving this hard to prove your worth in society.
Brody Gomez
Post your tits or get the fuck off my Sup Forums. Nobody is going beg to see your average tits when we can go on pornhub for free and see much better tits from girls that can fuck better than you. Post your tits with a timestamp or gtfo we all know you're an undercover jew anyway
Easton Gutierrez
>iq 146 >uses retarded date format of month first. Fake and gay.
Oliver Torres
> OP calls you pathetic virgins, basically telling how it's sad that you beg for female attention > Proceeds to beg for female attention
sad sad sad
Ryder Johnson
>Guess what: I'm a woman >I've been using Sup Forums for 8 years now. >I won't show you my tits/ass >IQ of 146 8 years on Sup Forums with a IQ of 146 and still dont know tits gtfo
Brayden Morales
White supremacist bitch.
Eli Gray
I like tits and these are particularly nice.
David Watson
...
Caleb Murphy
I'm just here to say heil hitler
Jeremiah Hall
>marketing major lmaoing every time
Leo Walker
Kys loser
Easton Gray
What kind of tasty new pasta is this?
Daniel Bailey
tldr; tits or gtfo
Robert Morales
implying being in a shit tier climb the ladder job is comparable to working for yourself you cancerous fake sucking your bosses cock for a raise bitch
James Wilson
8 years. You know the rules.....
Parker Murphy
show me bobs and vagene
Christian Reyes
Is this Eliza? If it is then please get help
Ryder Hughes
>Comperable
You don't even read your pasta do you, just copy and paste.
Saged.
Benjamin Evans
I don't get the point of the post then. Seems like you just listing things about yourself in a braggadocious manner. But, I mean, good for you. That's pretty cool. It really just sounds like you just want us to beg for your tits and ass, so I'm down.
I am pathetic scum. Please, PLEASE show me your ass/tits.
Bentley James
Blah blah blah blah.
Tits or GTFO
Camden Gray
>9 languages >iq of 146 >still stupid enough to post on Sup Forums
Its just some stale spaghetti, is all..
Blake Nguyen
Why is is that after reading this, my mind went to Forrest Gump?
>GUUUUMP! What's your sole purpose in this army? >To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant! >God damn it Gump! You're a god damn genius! That's the most outstanding answer I've ever heard! You must have a god damn IQ of 160! You are god damn gifted private Gump!
Nathan White
Pathetic
Thomas Evans
Copy pasta. Try a new time stamp, today is the 2nd.
Samuel Gonzalez
>I'll probably make more than you Probably. But not with 7 internships.
Jacob Carter
Ok you gywwydy waou must be a real nice person 146 IQ must be a really significant parameter like be a fucking marketcrackdealer also we dont care what you vote your country sucks anyway and soon we be purged by itself cuz god hate you ahagasjsCEO of what if you die your beautifulwonderdulfatheracctractive body rot in hell you will pray christ and the saint at the last time but only eternal pain four you
Xavier Nguyen
e-elizai i-is that you
Charles Carter
Been lurking for how long? Seems to me like you've forgotten the femanon cardinal rule
>Tits or gtfo
Jaxson Sanchez
LOL this has to be bait, no one is this cringey and desperate
Aiden Morris
8 years what a newfag
Asher Morales
What
Cameron James
I quit reading at "I voted for Trump"
Xavier Sullivan
How does an educated person vote for Trump?
Ian Rivera
Is this u.... I got all your set
Jeremiah Cox
post full set
Aaron Harris
...wut
Elijah Jenkins
Got to confirm her age first. Eliza? I been day 1 on your youtube.
Thomas Cox
Nice pasta.
Luis Flores
who gives a shit, cant have too many sets
Adrian Thompson
Take taste. Tits or gtfo I got you. Now i summon you back Eliza
Aiden Ramirez
Good for you. It's nice seeing women get off their ass and achieve something.
Tyler Gray
mods
Christian Murphy
>literal cp she was like 16 at the time ya fuck
Mason Edwards
Wtf then. I'm out
Nathan Gonzalez
legal in my country
Adrian Nguyen
>being this new
James Myers
>Top of class >IQ of 146 >Voted for Trump
Is this an inditement on the US education system? Are you booksmart but not streetsmart? I'm happy to believe most of your post (well, except nudes are already appearing) but... why vote for Trump?
Also, it's 'sandwich'.
James Long
This b8 sux
Also, imblygin anyone wasting their money and time in college can easily become a CEO
Christopher Johnson
I can see enough of your face to know you're lying when you say you're attractive. I'd be scared to show my body too if I were you OP
Cooper Price
>Also I'll be your CEO one day Not with that high-and-mighty attitude.
Brayden Davis
Last time this was posted, the faggot posted it two days after the time stamp. This time its just one, good job OP. Not saying much considering it amounts to you still fucking up.
Hudson Howard
and yet you felt the need to post something like this on Sup Forums? pathetic or ridiculous? we'll let you pick all in all, you're looking for attention where you know edgy kids like me will reply, gz
Carter Clark
Good bait
Christopher Wood
You're not a woman you're a girl
Ian Thomas
What's sad is your pathetic attempt at bait. Literally nobody gives a fuck about your fake accomplishments now go upstairs, I think I hear your mom saying your hot pockets are done.
Kayden Garcia
post that shit user.
Ryan Clark
She means college sophomore.
Nathaniel Ortiz
>Using Sup Forums for 8 years >Doesn't respect tits or gtfo
GTFO
Jacob Robinson
> being this mad
back to low paying job nao
pic related
faggots like you(s)
Camden Sullivan
>I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships So you're either really shitty at being a student, or you're really shitty at being an intern.
Owen Bell
100% bait.
8 year agingfag would know there are no men on the internet. And that you need to tits or GTFO.
You also haven't shown tits yet, so GTFO
Sage
Gabriel Bell
also she said she voted for trump
Lincoln Carter
guess what: i'm a guy
Ive been using Sup Forums for a few years. I support a family and I speak every language with the assistance of google translate. I have an IQ of I presume to be above 70. I have several memberships to sandwich shops around town. I'm a member of the AA society. I voted for Roosevelt. I'm not quite certain what a feminist is. I'm probably equally as intelligent as most of the people on this board.
Wether you like or or not; Hoagies are comparable. I'm not here to steal your lunch. I'll probably just order more than you. I'm not going to make you money. I'll just work for it for myself. The ironic thing is my wife married me because of my genitals. Cock? Yes. Vagina? No.
I won't show you what I got from Jimmy John's. Unless you are absolutely in need. Also, I'll probably shake your hand someday.
Hunter Foster
Then she can not be a basic bitch and say that.
Luis Ross
No tits posted. Let this thread die
Luke Anderson
most countries still count under 18's in porn child pornography you stupid fuck yo'd still get charged