Okay so I posted this yesterday but it didn't get anywhere

Okay so I posted this yesterday but it didn't get anywhere...
Is there a way to kill myself in such a way that it looks like an accident?

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On time, in 3fd grade, I had a little poo come out of my butt into my pants and my teacher called it an accident. Maybe you could do something like this

Drugs/alcohol

Crash your car.

Why would you want to hide the truth?

What drug/alcohol combination is best?
High risk of non fatal injury there
Don't want family to know

do it in a club. if you do it alone at home, they'll call it suicide

Still doesn't make sense, but okay.

Just post on Facebook "I just bought a new gun, I'm going to go clean it before I try it out" Then an hero with it.

What part doesn't make sense?
And haha very funny

Good idea

Because this is your life. You should let people know what you are thinking before you go, I'm sure your family would be curious.

If they suspect any foul play, then they will do an autopsy. There is no faking that. So it would have to be stuff already suggested. Gun accident, car accident, mountain climbing fall. But if it is something you normal don't do, then they will suspect suicide.

Car crash, lose control.

Start going to gay clubs, pop concerts, and country music festivals

That's...actually a good point. But I was thinking if it was a way that at least left open the possibility it wasn't suicide, they would rationalize it away as an accident. They don't know the stuff that's been going on with me, so they probably won't go straight to suicide as an explanation if I pull it off correctly.

my first thought. just try not to fuck it up and end up a vegetable instead of a fruit

I don't live in Burgerland, we don't have those kinds of shootings where I am.

Yeah...I'd have to be doing something ridiculous to ensure a death though.

Hang yourself, but take off your pants and underpants first and pull up some porn on your computer. Make it look like autoerotic asphyxiation.

Then move to "burgerland". If you're willing to die, you might as well get some traveling under your belt

The odds of getting killed in a mass shooting are still pretty slim.
I don't think that would work in my case...

didnt work for chester or chris they still called it suicide.

Weren't those actual suicides...like they had a history of depression and all?

The only thing slim in the states these days are cigarettes and celebrity nose jobs. Do it

I'll take that under advisement then

It worked for Michael Hutchinson and David Carridine. Chester and Chris didn't stage their scene.

OP, you don't have to do this

Open a window on an upper floor, clean half of it, then jump out. Don't let go of the sponge until you hit the pavement.

Car crash

That's not half bad. Thanks.
Everyone says this, and it has occurred to me. But there's hardly a promise of fatality there.

Don't forget to scream as you fall. Suicides don't scream.

I mean, none of the people I care about are going to be around, I don't really care what witnesses think

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Witnesses are how you really sell a good accidental suicide.

Hmm. Hadn't considered that.

Unrelated note, though, why do you want it to look like an accident OP? Life insurance?

I don't want my family to know it was suicide. I don't want them blaming themselves or anything.

If they cared so much you would be less inclined to follow through. If they're just looking out for themselves, fuck em.

It's not like that. They don't know what's going on with me. They can't help at all.

Then it's your fault for not being transparent about your issues. You can't expect help without asking for it or making it known that it's needed.
I've had depression for over twenty years, more often than not I want to kill myself. Responsibility has kept me around.

It's not so easy to be transparent about everything. Maybe you were able to but I'm not.

I suspect my family knows, but I haven't told them. Honestly I doubt they'd care even if I did.

Sorry you're in that situation. Mine would, hence me trying to do it this way.

Fucking do it already OP

gas yourself with chlorine gas like the cunt who did it 1-2 weeks ago

Chlorine gas...that's bleach and ammonia right? Could do that, pretend to be cleaning or something

hang yourself above a barrel of acid, cut the rope with gasoline and elictricity

What am I, a supervillain?

Or make crystals and say it was for a school project

I'm not in school...I think the cleaning thing is easy to sell though. Thank you.

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1. Hyperventilate
2. Go swimming underwater
3. Black out
4. ????
5. Profit!

Unless you do it in a bathtub it can look completely accidental, especially if you don't leave a suicide note.

Also: deep-six.com/page73.htm

Hmm. Worth looking into. Thank you.

Get drunk and crash your car into something like a retaining wall at high speed. They will blame the alcohol. Just don't use another driver. It's your suicide and that's okay, but don't kill someone else too.

Yeah I really want to avoid hurting any bystanders. The car crash option seems too risky for me, but if nothing else works it might be a backup plan.

Go fast enough with no seatbelt and it should be pretty good odds for you. You'd be more likely to die sober, since a drunk person's more relaxed body actually takes the impact better, but then it would look more like suicide. The reason I suggested this was that it would just look like you were wasted and had no business behind the wheel.

Fair enough. Thank you.

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eat some atropine berries, google nightshade family if you have no idea what you are looking for, it ll look like an accident, stupid kids die that way all the time

I'm not a kid, won't that look like suicide? I don't randomly eat shit I see on the ground like a child.

don't look before crossing a busy street, wear headphones and blast music.

Jason Aldean concert

The best way to not hurt your family is to reconcile with your demons and live. If you care about them enough to want to make it look like an accident, then take that empathic link and feel the pain they will feel with you gone. Why is it that you want to kill yourself

I'm really fucked up from past trauma. Can't deal with it anymore. Can't reconcile my demons, have tried.

I don't want to make some random fuck responsible either.

Ha ha

Trying to leave life insurance for your family?

Don't have any. Just sparing them some of the pain.

Youve tried alone i imagine, but have you tried talking to anyone else?

do you care if it's painless? you could try choking to death on something.

Alot of drugs are getting laced with fentanyl lately. People are ODing on it.

I have, it hasn't worked out.
Pain isn't a factor. Any idea on a choking hazard?
I've heard of the fentanyl thing, lots of ODs in my area. How does one obtain that?

so you're claiming that you don't want to hurt your friends and family, but you're still gonna be selfish enough to inflict your death upon them? its gonna suck for them regardless, so either try to get some help or put a bullet in your head and leave a note.

For the sake of your family and whatnot i would really like to try and help you. Just had a good friend of mine blow his fucking brains out recently without leaving a note. [email protected] < thats an email you can message me at. Wjats the worst that could happen? I doubt i can make you feel worse...you already wanna end it. I have training in active listening and judgment free counseling

you'd probably want a kind of food that isnt gonna be solid enough to cough up while you're choking. sticky foods like marshmallows might work

I want to minimize hurt. I get that it will hurt them but I can't do this anymore. I feel guilty but there it is.
Okay...I'll mail you I guess
Thanks

What does it even matter, you'll be dead so you're not there to feel bad about the people... you're dead

have you at least tried talking to them? I know things feel hopeless if you suffer in silence, but reaching out can help a lot

email this guy

Okay but just because I'll be gone doesn't mean I don't care about how they'll feel.

Shoot yourself in the head while practising at the range

I understand that but if you're to that point it doesn't matter nymore. Once you're dead you'll stop existing and the rest doesn't matter

I disagree. I don't want to cause suffering after my death. I'm going to, but I will try and minimize it.

you're saying that you can't fix your problems and you just want to end it, but you could just google ways to die that look accidental. are you sure you aren't looking for help?

Crash a car? Just wait until wintertime, pack your bags for a skiing trip, and drive off the side of a cliff, people will blame it on ice.

Now i cant pronise anything ofcourse, but i would like to listen to your story and potentially give you a ner perspective from someone who isnt biased like family or friends

I have searched. Try it, you don't find much that's good. I figured you all might be more honest. Google send you to help sites.

Who the fuck do you think he is? James Dean?

It's your choice, so I suggest you go to a club and put your drink full of drugs, people will think it's one of those common incidents and it won't raise that much suspicion

Accidentally hang yourself while you anchor your boat?

Yeah, that's on the list. Thanks.
I don't have a boat.

No problem :-), just a friendly user wanting to help

Hang yourself with your dick in your hand. They'll call it a failed act of autoerotic-asphyxiation

Not really an option for me
I appreciate you answering with a real solution too

Maybe another suggestion, If you're willing to leave everything behind you might aswell start wandering and maybe find luck allong the way, I don't know how bad your situation is but that's definitely something i'll try before dead.

Move to nigger infested area. Call them nigger.

Please don't do that. Like actually do not kill yourself, please!

At your place I would jump from some high building, tower, bridge, anything.

It's something that happeend it the past that I can't undo.
...No, that might not end with death, just me being victimized
Thank you for your care, but I've decided
But that looks like suicide...

sit at a table , shoot yourself in the hand or somewhere else. with your own blood write on the part of the table that faces down "not suicide" and then shoot yourself. It will make it look like someone else shot you and t made it look like a suicide. You should trow away your wallet or other stuff thats worth a bunch so that it seems a robbery

Go up to a couple of gang banging nuggets and call them niggers?

It doesn't, there is a lot of people accidentally falling from high places. You might also try an selfie accident.
Just act, more witnesses makes it even better.