Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Taylor Swift standing there

Wat do?

hope she writes a song about me

Look for the hidden cameras.

Rape is always the answer

Bang her and then wait for her new album about me.

Go take a shit.

Because i currently need to take a shit.

>Do a 360
>Walk away

>hidden cameras record you attempting to rape her
>private security jumps out of hiding and stops you before you do anything meaningful
>go to prison forever
gg

Kick her ass for trespassing.

>while singing look what u made me do

Honestly, OP, I'd probably not recognize her at first but rather her silhouette or something and freak out shutting the door and running away from apartment building. I don't have a phone on me, so I wouldn't know what to do other than go back to my workplace and inform my coworkers so that they could call the police. That shit would ruin my day.

I'd call my wife and hope Taylor likes threesomes! ;-]

Gonna walk out backwards?

Tell her I won't report her breaking and entering if she gives me a few hundred thousand.

You and I both man. Taytay ain't got nothing on taking a great dump...

Offer her a drink talk and win her over, frantically eat and pound her holes come on her face while she sings shake it off in a death metal style voice.

Make white babies for the Furher

You and Me... NOW!

Even on Sundays?

Even on Sabbath! :^)

call police. a trespasser is a trespasser.

Newfag, lurk moar

Smash a lamp in her face and tell her she's not allowed to copyright a number.

I'd rape her and beat her up then I'll lock her in my basement. Repeat daily.

underrated

This

Give her music lessons

Say hello, and tell her if she would like some tea or coffee, ask her a bunch of questions, get to know her, then say good bye. Wait for her new album only to discover that she wrote a mean song about me.
>Mfw

Kek
Nice trips

Get her to post an ama on Sup Forums.

touch her butt and give her a dollar.

pinch her butt and ask her for a muffin.

Yurn 360° and get schwifty

Wonder how she escaped from the basement.

Ask to smell hair

>Take a paper and a pen
>Make a post on Sup Forums to ask what is the exact timestamp
>Write timestamp on paper
>Take a pic a this bitch with timestamp paper
>post pic on a new post on Sup Forums
>argue for hours with kids on Sup Forums that is true

...

Strap her into a chair and force-feed her till she grows an ass.

Ask her to marry me

ON THE OFF CHANCE TAY IS LURKING PLS POST BOOBIES

>walk into home
>Tswift is standing there looking at me
>wat do?
>jester a cock sucking
>she says yes
>i get on my knees
>she whips her cock out swiftly
>i start sucking

thats one way i'd like it to go. but taylor would never be at my house for anything so its only a fantasy.

>necks self

Exactly the same. Beat her after fucking her every day

not that user but that too annoys me. perhaps if i understood the stupidity of turning 360 and walking away i'd think its funny. please enlighten me.

that's fucking awesome, wehre is it frmo?

Ask if I could see her belly button.

I don't know. Sorry Sup Forumsro

Blazing saddles

thanks fam

She broke and entered into my home, so it's only fair that I get to rape her.

pacify her, the immediate threat, by any means necessary, as she has broken into my home. "i am within my rights", i shout, as i place boot after boot into the back of her head.

Tell her Kanye is on the way

Ask her politely if she'd mind blowing you. Tell her you are willing to give her 200 dollars.

Rape her in self defense

Crush her throat.....

Mainly because i want this cunt to suffer for what shes done... .

Her music is shit....

Drag her by her hair into my basement. Chain her to a wall, and force feed her until she gains 25 pounds. Proceed to rape her until I'm tired of her. Continue to feed her until she's just short of landwhale status, and then pimp her out to every nigger in a 20 mile radius.

"who let you into my house?!?!"

MAH NIGGAH!

I'd kiss her face and ask her if she wanted a brew.

Ask her to pay off my crippling debt so I can be happy again and live in my means this time. I'm sure it's not much for her and she obviously found me for a purpose. It would be the kindest gift that another human can do for me. In return though all I could offer would be friendship and a cup of coffee. After we talk a bit, get to know each other I would invite her to 've back anytime. She is always welcome in my home.

This. She has a little boys body

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checked

Ask her to help me clean. This place is a mess.

Grab her by the pussy

do a 540 double backflip and spaghetti-walk backwards out of there