Okay fuckers. Zombie apocalypse

Okay fuckers. Zombie apocalypse.

The object to your close left is your weapon.

a fucking metal chair

Shit, electronic dictionary...

A spooooon

my cigarettes and lighter? the fuck,,,,

A glass of water.. fuck

I guess ill smoke them to death xD XD XD XPX PXPX PXP xXO OXOX XD

Funny enough....

a spoon

Lucky me.

A sausage biscuit? I'm fucked

A red pillow, am I fucked?

Toenail clippers. I'm pretty sorted.

Fucking kek

>Used Snapchat to get filesize down

Heh

my 15 year old bong >.> i'd rather not break it and go for 16

the wall of my house is on my left. guess i get to sit nice and cozy inside while you all have to run around.

fuck, i got half a bottle of protein shake..

Coffee mug. I'll be fine.

Kek, someone always has a Glock

glas with pepsi. i will destroy everything

the pepsi mean's you'll turn into a homosexual zombie when you turn for drinking sub-human degenerate drinks..... cola 4 ever

My psp

sorry to be the one to tell you this, but is right, you will be undead faggot, much like the Twilight movies

Maybe zombies don´t like water. Otherwise, I´m fucked.

Well yeah, Some of us wanna live through the zombie apocalypse.

A pocket knife, not bad

5' away...

Fuck

Fighting the apocalypse with an ash tray, lesss gooo

just based on that picture I know already that you´re a cringelord and a faggot.

I don't think I can kill anything with my phone... so rip me

a sharpie
(but at least it's the industrial one with super permanent ink)

Pop the cap and start sniffin' you'll die high.

>just based on this website I know already that you´re a cringelord and a faggot.

fucking dweeb

a plastic cup

I'm fucked

You are right. I am a lord.

a stool

amerifats

SMOKE BOMB DISTRACTION STEALTH TACTICS

a wooden stick with some tape on it

will i live, Sup Forums?

Then get a gun with double action. If a SAO firearm has a light primer strike you'll need to rack the slide to reset the firing pin. I just have to pull the trigger until it goes bang. Not shitting on Glocks at all they are combat proven weapons, but I like a hammer fired gun over a striker fired personally.

Its beer! NICE! Fuck the Zombies, I'll stay at home and get drunk.

glass of tea, I'm good to go.

*Curtsies*

"M'lord."

More pics of the sies pls

Colour your whole hand and post pic

Thanks obama

a stapler

im fucked

My GF. I guess i'll be fine

fucking kek

A solid wall.
Are you fucking shitting me.

To each is own. I just gotta make it to my safe to get to the rest.

How do you like that P-07 btw? Ive herd both good and bad.

A telescopic flashlight, usable as a mini baton. If the zombie are all edgy 12yrs olds, I'm all set - otherwise I'm pretty fucked.

Would have had better chances with a lighter and my devastating farts.

> screwdriver
could be worse, might keep me alive long enough to get something else

my dog..?
what do

MT-32.

Zombie dog. Choke it out. Have you not seen I am legend?

A toilet cleaner. Huh...

Fuck guys

A pen and writing pad. I'm fucked.

Think of your biggest crush and how you fuck it and then slap them with your erect dick.

But the pen is mightier than the sword isn't it?

only in the scenario. in reality you're doing better than anyone else here.

My gf and if people don't count, her machete.

Not really

...

>cleans the bowl but not the seat

fucking gross.

G43 Glock.

Find a lighter and you're safe for a few seconds