I can dig the Ramones and the Birthday Party and the Stooges and SPK and Minor Threat and Whitehouse and Link Wray and...

>I can dig the Ramones and the Birthday Party and the Stooges and SPK and Minor Threat and Whitehouse and Link Wray and Chrome and Pere Ubu and Rudimentary Peni and 4-Skins and Throbbing Gristle and Skrewdriver and the Ex and Minimal Man and US Chaos and Gang Green and Tommi Stumpff and the Swans and Bad Brains all at the same time, and if you can't then fuck you. I don't give two splats of an old negro junkie's vomit for your politico-philosophical treatises, kiddies. I like noise. I like bigass vicious noise that makes my head spin. I wanna feel it whipping through me like a fucking jolt. We're so dilapidated and crushed by our pathetic existence we need it like a fix. Robin Gecht hacked up a bunch of whores in Chicago for it. Gacy strangled buttboys for it. Dean Corll killed 27 (or more) schoolkids for it. Imagine the bang--not just fucking (which is about as severe a sensation as most people get), but fucking little boys. Poor little innocents who have never done anything bad to anyone, and here's this savage splitting them asswise. And he kills them. Mean killings, like with an oxy-acetalyne cutting torch. Or a pissed-on straight razor. Buttfucking little boys while butchering them. That's how bad we need it. Me, I'm not that desperate yet. I stick with the noise. But an articulated noise that hangs there in your memory and causes further damage. These guys I knew in Montana really dug the whole ranch-hand aspect of the place. Ball cutting, ear notching, lip tattooing and skull crushing. Especially the skull crushing. They used to love to watch the cows die. It was either that or go home to the trailer park and watch their five half-naked siblings run around in the dirt. What would you do? Big Black is a way to get the old blood to boiling without having to buttfuck and garrotte little boys, or hang around slaughterhouses. It's as simple as that. I want to push myself, the music, the audience and everything involved as close to the precipice as possible.

He's a fucking genius

this is why we can't have nice things

Is there a more edgy person in music than Albini?

>Jaded as I am, I can't help but flip seeing a girl and guy of twelve or thirteen, tops, ramming Martel bottles up each other's asses. These are not the Dutch equivalent of abused trailer-park kids, either. They look to be in excellent health and seem to be honestly enjoying this. Makes all the conventional arguments against this kind of thing seem really silly. They're kids. Kids like to play with their own and other people's privates. They're just being photographed at it. Now, people who get a voyeuristic charge out of watching them, like me, I guess, well, we've got some grip-on-reality problems.
>There's maybe 1% of all pornography that has any effect on me, and it's definitely not a turn-on very often. But when it is, and it's as weird as this, it's pretty hard to take.

The king of music right up there with Gary Glitter and David Bowie

>and the Swans

beh

I'm getting to take a guess and say Sotos introduced him to this

>the Ramones and the Birthday Party and the Stooges and SPK and Minor Threat and Whitehouse and Link Wray and Chrome and Pere Ubu and Rudimentary Peni and 4-Skins and Throbbing Gristle and Skrewdriver and the Ex and Minimal Man and US Chaos and Gang Green and Tommi Stumpff and the Swans and Bad Brains
Nice taste, gonna check out the few here I'm not aware of, thanks Albini

I suggest you do. Every artist there is at least pretty good. Say what you want about Albini as a person, he's got great taste in the genres of music he likes.

so he's saying there's a chance of him buttfucking little boys if noisy music didn't exist

What he's saying is that listening to the Birthday Party is the first step towards buttfucking little boys, but he's not got to that point yet

steve albini is a pederast

what's a pederast, walter?

damn, I love child photography now

Shut the fuck up Donny

>photography

where do i start with albini? Big Black ?

Yeah
You'd may as well go chronologically

You should also check out The Contortions - Buy album, which is in Albini's top 10 albums of all time. It has some of the most hardcore and mind blowing music ever recorded

Big Black - Atomizer + Songs About Fucking
Rapeman - Two Nuns a and a Pack Mule
Shellac - At Action Park