You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast

You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast.

Waffles

That's not a breakfast you fat peice of lard. That's a lunch.

Hell it's even more than a lunch... Like a lunch and a dinner combined.

Topic is old and stale like your shitty food. Fuck off OP.

>9998

>That's not a breakfast you fat piece of lard. That's a heart attack.

Samefag! Prove me wrong you turd

Cocaine, breakfast of champions.

LMAO samefaggot!

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enjoy your heartattack when you are 30 fat lard faggot

Croissant.

everything including death

Health

This thread again...

Why so desesperate you SAMEFAGGOT!

Dubs don’t lie

>baked beans
>old toast
>ass cuts of meat
Poverty breakfast for an impoverished country.

>Like a lunch and a dinner combined
Linner?
Dunch?

I dunno but I'd like to try and finish one.

Ahem, you can't use torches. That's cultural appropriation. It's a white thing.

SAGE this fucker!

>samefag

>SAME FUCKEN FAGGOT

what's with the beans for breakfast, especially on toast, haha. i just can't dig it. but hey, yanks eat weird shit too.

I don't know whether to eat it or have sex with it. It looks SO DURTY.

A Scottish breakfast, exact same but with a fried tattie scone

Kaiserschmarrn > your abomination

literally anything else

>samefag

a hard kick to the nutsack. who the fuck eats beans for breakfast?

Proper BBC

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>raw sausages which weren't turned
>raw eggs which weren't flipped
>beans, lol enjoy your gas
>half a fucking tomato, like wtf? put some spices on it at least you faggot cuck
>didn't even attempt to cook the bacon, wtf
>no tea
>no paper with the orders from the queen
>no chastity holding wife who cucks you regularly
you're clearly not really a brit from cUKland.
enjoy your worms, vomit, diarrhea though.

>SAME FUCKEN FAGGOT

I have 2 posts in this thread; don't count me in your faggotry.

If I ate that shit first thing in the morning i'd spend the rest of the day in the toilet

grape nuts, fat faggot. grape nuts have vitamins and fiber and shit, and no fat, which makes you a faggot loser. go to hell.

looks like shit. enjoy having diarrhea for 2 days.

No black pudding or mushrooms. That's better.

>>SAME FUCKEN FAGGOT
>FUCKEN

Retard. (YOU)

Sucking out a creamy log from Andy Sixxs rectum

That's not a proper English Breakfast.

kill yourself you fucking low test zilch

that's shit and i guarantee i will kill you

No it won't faggot, shut up.
This is fucking delicious

Cracking open a cold one with the boys.

A blowjob.
Now you have 5 seconds to stop being a useless faggot and formulate an original idea of your own for once you worthless piece of shit OP

Yup.

Sunday roast, check mate

Not OP but i prefer the breakfast

Poon

KFC famous bowl with extra chicken bites & an original recipe chicken breast on the side.

cat girls read em n weep

the tomato and baked beans ruin it

Irish breakfast

cuban breakfast

An Irish breakfast.

A proper breakfast.

A Swiss breakfast you nigger

We Swiss are famed for our breakfasts, love of Nazi gold and general indifference to the wholesale murder of jews

>Eat this before going to work
>silent fart and shit at work, coworkers will demand my resign because of my smelly ass

quinoa with fresh vegetables, especially berries. and some strawberry smoothie as sauce a long side. as drink a fresh pressed orange juice.

i buy that breakfast sometimes. it's delicious.

He's honest at least

fags

>no tea
>no hp sauce
>no black pudding
So close m8

enjoy your gut fungi

The Swiss are a joke of a non-nation.

Dirt.

French breakfast
German breakfast

Anything non english tbh

English breakfast with a fucking big mug of Yorkshire tea.

thats an irish breakfast

And your nation being?

>Niggerland or sandnigger land

By that, I'm covering essentially all nations in Europe, middle East and USA which aren't Switzerland

/thread

BOIS DA FUCK IS WRONG WITH CEREAL ITS LIKE TASTY U CAN EAT IT ALL DAY EVERY DAY ESPECIALLY LUCKY CHARMS DAMN

Butterbread sandwich

food

A proper American breakfast.

A sweet sweet death at long last

Fuck that carb grease shit

Full english breakfast with good polish white sausage instead of your cardboard-shit "sausages"

Proper English Breakfast and a Blowjob

faggot

biscuits and gravy, corned beef hash, hash browns, scrambled eggs, bacon...

>complimentary glass of piss

how about a HEALTHY breakfast?

getting a blowjob

That's my fucking favorite!

>Proper english breakfast
>Puts hash browns

Do you think this is some kind of Mcjoke son?

You mean a proper blowjob?

What constitutes a "proper english breakfast?"

Having arteries that aren't clogged.

Pussy

slice of apple pie and cream as a side for breakfast, no wonder you cunts are fat.

Obviously its dinner.

The kind you eat at Las Vegas

a turd

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>irish breakfast
i thought that was a bottle of white dog

What is a butter bread sandwich??

rofl you just proved you were samefaggin you stupid fuckin moron

Las Vegas continental... I hear it's all you can eat too.