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beautiful day out lads

*shuts blinds*

nearly pood myself at the gym lads
was touching cloth

think i'll have a wank soon

I'm looking for a detailed guide on why Zyzz is the only unmoggable male to ever exist.

'hair of the dog' is a necessity when your hangovers are as bad and as dark as mine are, you simply have to medicate the problem and I don't think theres any shame in this even tho I get the impression my flatmates think its a bit weird . why suffer needlessly

how come no news channels report on all that tory election fraud investigation stuff going on? just never gets talked about, it's weird.

>touching cloth
literally been lmaoing irl at this post since it appeared

>mfw I realised that Buzz Lightyear drawing saying "I cum in pies" will be in every Tim video now

what does moggable mean

ahh that sweet smell of fresh air on a summers day

*locks windows*

love pints

can't drink or eat anything the entire day when I'm hungover

spew immediately

mum did a cry when she found out i'm going to uni in setember even though i'm only gonna be living 33 miles away

gonna be bad when i want to move to leafistan or some other place after i get my degree

had a hearty kek at this pic

whats wrong with me

Top 5 Ethno-Religious rivalries
>Serbs and Croats
>Arabs and Jews
>Shias and Sunnis
>The Southern English and The Northern English
>Hutus and Tutsis

He was probably a racist. Rightfully blocked.

need to shower and shave but cba

used just be a bit of banter but now I'm actually starting to despise northerners and scots

honestly they're so pathetic, especially the scots

learning to draw lads

actually cannot fathom how good some people are desu

used to think "cloth" only applied to cotton but just googled it and turns out i was wrong

that goes back to my earlier posts adults leaving lasting impressions on kids lives, they'll believe your bullshit for years before they get curious one day and find out you were wrong

Business idea: Fridge recycling service in Chester city centre

GOOD post

>used to think "cloth" only applied to cotton
being such a mong should get you the electric chair 2bh

If they are in a particular order you're fucked in the head

keep at it, practice a lot x

What did she mean by this random picture?

imagine actually posting on /brit/

They are, and I am, because that post was totally serious.

she's drinking and hinting for you to go over and drink with her then shag

what is the root cause of the hatred between northerners and southerners? Even Chaucer (a good, honest southern lad) wrote about the north being a shit hole so "it was thatcher" is not an argument

comes from AMOG - Alpha Male of the Group

>pic related - hiddlestone getting mogged by gandy

Mog or be mogged - no 1 rule of life

Bad news that one. Run like buggery.

post her pic

told my son when he was a kid that cloth only applies to cotton for a laugh but he's grown up now into a proper mong and i regret the day i ever told him that

pic lad

and you can't figure out why zyzz was unmoggable? not only was he extremely aesthetic, he was also a good lad

this desu

need a good anime to watch

Don't see why you'd call your tried "the tutsis"

Sounds a bit bent

haha good banter

sorry about your lad though, sounds like a proper write-off

can you guys tell how high i am from my posts?

Turns out they didn't speak english lol

Top 5 Sup Forums rivalries:
>1. Canadians and Australians
>2. Canadians and Americans
>3. Canadians and French Canadians
>4. Eastern Canadians and Western Canadians
>5. Canadians and random anti-Canadian shitposters

thanks x

need to get some actual supplies. i'm drawing with a 2B in a notepad lol

saw him in 2010. big cunt

might introduce my grandson to the dark web

no now fuck off you chimp

74691853
i remember when i first smoked weed, i wnated everyone to know about it too

told my daughter to cover her mouth when she yawns because she should never open her mouth that wide for free...
waiting to see how that turns out

>Don't see why you'd call your tried "the tutsis"
>Sounds a bit bent

can't believe de gaulle mugged off the canadians and got away with it

you can feel her desperation, getting a chub at the thought

*gets schwifty*

nonce

Bit weird that most actors used to be from working class origin and now all you have is upper class ponces like Cumberbatch, tom hiddleston, cara delvigne and Emma Watson deciding they want to be actors

Almost as if they paid their way in, a fault in capitalism

wait so you mean zyzz wasn't an alpha?

anyone remember tinytrip from /fit/?

is Rocco Ritchie /fa/?

Ah yes, just overheard the work colleagues whispering about some meet up they're having on Saturday

Have no desire to go but quite upset they didn't ask me and tried to hide it from me

remember his xbox being stolen

Zyzz is by far, the most successful looksmaxer of all time. He gives hope to other incels that through looksmaxing, they too can have access to the Chad lifestyle. If you have any other candidate that surpasses Zyzz in terms of looks and statusmaxing please let me know.

have a great idea lads, going to get SUPER dooper high and post about it on /brit/ ahahaha

no I won't do it with mates or anything just home alone so you guys let me how rad(icle) I am

would believe this post and be even more entertained for it but i cant fathom anyone who posts on /brit/ to have their own children

would've been much more believable if you said niece or something and add that extra layer

Why is getting UK standard VISA so hard?
I Plan visit a London at middle august with my brown friend.
He try get a Standard VISA of UK.
need many document. it's so hard.

Maybe they're organising a surprise party for you

the guys who still do that festival shit get out mogged literally every time hahaha unless they're around all of their own kind.

the moment those cunts enter a party of 25 year olds who all study or have decent jobs/careers, their shit tatts and fake tans make them pretty mongy.

think I've snared a chinese bird on tinder lads

she seems keen

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I've seen him before in London

>workmates being friends with other workmates outside of work
what sadcases

zyzz was already pretty attractive even when he was a skinny runt though

tinytrip sounds like me

seems like a good lad Tbh

>that utter runtoid voice
>that utter runtoid music
>literal manlet
ah yes

whos that bint im thinking of
gummy one with the feet and the bug eyes

also
>successful
he was a little male stripper and a juicer who was a victim of his own ego

I agree

>size 9 feet

Catchphrase idea: fuck-a-duck-a-luck

It's just fun to say. Try it!

what's wrong with that?

literal*

hope this doesn't get construed as a freudian slip and attract accusations of noncery

it's just a jump to the left

Fuck off gary glitter

big fan of jordan peterson ngl

why did he leave /fit/?

how come some american late night show hosts still manage to be funny like Conan, Jon Stewart, Bill Maher

While others end up just becoming sycophants surviving on their own charisma (Fallon, Kimmel, Letterman)

Colbert used to be funny until he only cared about Trump

>say that to a niece
is that you uncle?

t. size 9 feet

>what's wrong with that?

he does sound slightly gay. tbf he did used to post his dick which is a bit suspect

Thailad, are you more of a little boys or a little girls type of Pediatrics, or do you just like both?

H U T U P O W E R

C U T D O W N T H E T A L L T R E E S

Wasn't free tonight anyway but at least I know now

Yeah, I've had her number for one day and she's already been talking about being an anxious, emotional and dependent wreck

At least she's honest

what?

yeah one of the old /fit/ trips (harsh maybe) saw him in London last year. took a photo with him. I'm looking for it in the archive now. tiny looked alright. thought he might have done the ol' 'cide

jordan peterson is an honorary australian

you bought too far into his hype. he had gfs in school and he literally lists his "nerd" lifestyle as doing well in school and playing WoW. that's it.

as for success, he died in a thai sauna during a juice holiday on a mix of steroids and cocaine. his tombstone looks like something out of workaholics and the photo of him on his tombstone is from a photo he did as a male stripper. his own brother used to sell gimmicky supplements with zyzz's face on it to cash in on the skeletal remains of him.

if that's success, i'd rather take failure.

>look up actor/actress
>born in London, Paris, some Bourgois city etc
>went to a private school

Ahh yes

fame got to him, the big city lights

>order takeaway last night based on the quick delivery time
>immediately cuts it back and adds 30 minutes to the delivery time

still absolutely seething