Who wants to have some fun with me today?

Who wants to have some fun with me today?

I'd kill myself if my dick was that small.
And wow your dick is really that small.
I guess what I'm saying is...
You should probably kill yourself.

But if I kill myself how can we have fun?

Aye aye captain!

Light your dick on fire, we can all go home.

Ooooooooooohhhhhhh

>Bic bigger than dick

Good ol Bic dick

Low tier b8

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Time stamp or gtfo

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Enjoy your uti retard

burn your pubes

Turn that poop into wine

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I think you cut it off and do not pit it deeper in your cock

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Fuckin time stamp

record yourself pulling it off so we know youre not cutting it off or something. Also time stamp

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Timestamp

WHAT THE FUCK OP
JUST WHY

however yes, it's really funny hahaahha

What are you talking about? I'm not the OP

sorry man, i clicked to the wrong id

Ehm are you retarded?

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1000 degree coin vs dick

now burn your pubes

Oh fuck yessssss

if dubs you light your micropenis on fire

op is a god

TIME STAMP PLZ

probably
buut.. didn't it ever happen to you??

>click something wrong
>be retarted
OK

That's a rather tiny dick user..
You could be a pedo and even the 5yo's would be asking "is tha pee pee in mr?"

forgot to upDATE FUCKING GOD OP

Bump

Haha yes, that was very retarded

Just a guess.. You're a virgin aren't you?

WHAT THE FUCK
MY DICK IS RETRACTED INTO MY SPINE
WTF

10/10

Heat the coins, do it

What. A. Pussy.

Try this user.. It'll eject your dick from your spine and make it run screaming.
Also.. It's something OP could do with a regular dudes cock.

Trips and you light the coins on fire and sandwhich your dick between them

OP here, thanks for having fun with me all you faggots, hope you had a good time.

indeed.

>ITT: dudes with small dicks don't feel so bad after seeing this motherfucker stuff a tube into his micro.

I actually want to know the story behind this. How is that dick so fucking swollen?

Bye, OP.
Making Sup Forums great again

Please, do not stop

Sharpie in the pooper for the finale

Someone screencap!!!!!!! This is greatest Sup Forums thread material

But.... why?

not relay unless he ups the anti, so far this is vanilla shit

>vanilla shit
I dont see you shoving a 2 ft tube into your bladder then posting pics and a timestamp

put me in the screencap pls

agreed, moar besh

>2ft tube
That shit wasn't even fucking .5 foot you fucking bimbo.

Some kind of huge pump.

>lighter is about 3.5-4 inches long
>tube is easily 5-6 times length of lighter
Are you pretending?

Ante

Are you high on fucking?
The lighter clearly is a mini one. It's about the same size as that paper clip. PCs are around 1 inch long. That tube can't be longer than .5 foot.

tks

Jesus Christ. When I was 8 my dick was bigger than that.

are you hard or soft???

Thanks bro now every time I use lube with my girl I'll think of this, I can never buy astroglide every again

Eat the penny. Melt the tube and coat the nickle in the melted tube. Melt the paper clip and cover the quarter with the melted paper clip. Allow both to cool off, play with the lighter while you are waiting. When the nickle and quarter are cool insert them into the creme container. Mix up the creme and the coins so the coins are at the bottom. Empty the creme into your mouth and ingest the creme. Wait for 8 hours, play with the lighter if you get bored. When you have an urge to use the bathroom poop into the creme container alongside with the penny. Make sure all three coins are within the creme container. If you still have the lighter, go to your neighbors doorstep. You may place the tube down and set the tube on fire. If you dont still have the lighter allow the tube to sit for 3 weeks while you get a new lighter then put it on your neighbors doorstep. Be sure to set the tube on fire though, when youre neighbor steps on the tube he will see the quarter and nickle and penny and delightfully bite into them to test for authenticity. Afterwards shove the lighter up your ass as a reward for completing your mission, if you have an extra lighter you may attempt this mission a second time.

Wow, good guess
You were saying?

this guy gets it

vanilla