I fucked up bad guys.I thought my headphones were plugged in but they weren't and I was watching porn at full volume...

I fucked up bad guys.I thought my headphones were plugged in but they weren't and I was watching porn at full volume. What should I do? There is no way my mom didn't hear it and Shes going to be pissed when I walk out of my room. Help me

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Say that it's your natural development and exploration as a young man and that being ashamed of you over it is like being ashamed of your growth.

ask if she wants to help

just be honest with her and tell her you're gay

claim your cumpter has a virus and it's out of your control. You'll have to spend hours clearing the virus and recovering your data

no dudes my mom is a bitch. last time she foundout i was watching porn she beat me

Man up and carry on without headphones.

Tell her you were watching incest porn and you want to know if families really do that sort of stuff. Worst case scenario you get a shitty lecture, best case scenario you get to go balls deep in your moms baby cannon!

im not gay. it was straight porn

Just take the beating and move on with your teenage life.

You'll laugh about it in 5 years.

Sauce on sticker!

right, so tell her you watched the porns to see if you were straight or not

Just say that i was a youtube video with High volumen memes and sexual jokes! EZ solved. Move on to the next Thread fellers!

its bad enough that she probably heard what I was watchin. i dont want her to think im weirder than i already am

If this is true and she really beats you for doing stuff she doesn't like, call CPS or seek help from someone

If this isn't true, then lmao

Why do you care if you're over 18? You're gotta be over 18 to use this site, retarded kid.

it was pretty clear what i was watching if she heard

How old are you, 15?

im 18 but i still live at home

18 but i still live with my mom

Post link to video please

welcome to team autismo

Don't lie to us user.

I you really are 18 then just don't let her beat you.

im not autistic

and im not about to get in a fist fight with my mom

This. Your mom should beat your ass harder if you don’t give us the porn link.

Punch her in the jaw as soon as she opens her gob

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5694aded7c368

hereif it doesn't play it was a compilation of women begging for cum

Boom good shit, OP. Hope you come out the asswhoopin all right.

i don't want the ass beating. I locked my door and ive been pretending to sleep since i figured out my shit was on full blast