Hey Sup Forums I need some help. I think I'm fucking screwed (sorry for the bad English)
>Be 17 >I like my cousin >She likes me, but she doesn't want any relationship >Don't say anything for two reasons: >We are family >If we had sex we don't want to make a Baby with some kind of sick syndrome >My parents told me that I am adopted >Hellyeah.jpg >Tell cousin >We fucked (with condom) >After a few weeks I'm gonna fly to Germany to study >Everythingisgreat.jpg
>"Few weeks later" >I'm about to ship the plane >I received a call >Is my dad >"user, WHY DID YOU FUCK YOUR COUSIN!" >... >Literally I said: >She is hot and I wanted to, we are not blood-linked and She likes me. I know that she has a boyfriend, but I don't care about that. What's the matter? >*Dad started to boil >"EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT BLOOD-LINKED YOU ARE FAMILY DORK! HER BOYFRIEND LEFT HER AND SHE THINKS IS PREGNANT >... Oh fuck >"Sorry dad, but if she is pregnant I'm not the father, I used condom. I need to ship the plane. We'll talk about this when I get back. >"OF COURSE YOUR GONNA" >Hang off...
I just arrived to Germany and I already have a fucking problem. What should I do Sup Forums???
Dylan Taylor
First, come back when you're 18.
Second, tell him that nobody cares about his opinion other than the bottom of the bottle. If they all think you're the father, tell them to prove it by DNA testing the other boyfriend. If it's not him, who gives a shit, you're in Germany now. You'll be beheaded by muslims soon enough.
Sebastian Watson
Leave. Change your name. Get a new life. Fake your death.
Xavier Clark
OP here >Behaved by Muslims soon enough. >Kek I was thinking before about a DNA test, but I'm in Germany. And when I get back, they probably gonna stone me with responsibilities, without letting me talk, and I don't have a house to stay if they kick me off
Caleb Miller
If you're parents really likes you they wont, just get the DNA test and say it's your life and chouse how to live. just that simple...
Jordan Bell
fake a fake death, radio silence stay abroad longer than expected
family will worry and care less about said problem easier to talk them around w/o getting kicked out cos they thought you where dead
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Joshua Wood
We'll Sup Forums thanks, I'm going to make the DNA test. I'm sure that if I'm not the father my parents will allow me to stay on the house. I'm gonna inform you in a month if everything is ok
Carter Martin
from which country are you?
Hunter Ward
Oh fuck, trips
Brody Scott
kill yourself
Asher Robinson
I'm from Colombia
Aiden Cook
We'll,.I was born in Colombia, but I'm living in Argentina, my father is from Argentina.
Angel Hill
Well*
Mason Reyes
how how is she?
Brody Lee
*how hot is she?
Colton Ramirez
8/10 body Bubble butt and green eyes And obviously Latina
Daniel Thomas
If you come back when you're 18, you will be an adult in almost all countries. Get them to test the ex-boyfriend for a DNA match. Since you wore condoms, and if you used it correctly, there's no chance she has your child. Don't listen to your parents. If they tell you to take responsibility without getting the test, leave. You will spend an average of 12k per year on a one year old. Half of that can be used to rent an apartment for a year. If you're the dad, might as well own up. Being a shitty father is cheaper than being on child support if your country has it.
Oliver Collins
any pics of bubble butt?
Hudson Jackson
This! Post em before you get the hammer OP
Caleb Long
this.
Carson Bailey
Sorry no pics of her butt. But here's a thread about a Olympic gymnast who wins a gold medal fucking a CheeseBurguer