I HURT MYSELF TODAY

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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CRAWWWWLING IN MY SKINNNNNNNNNN

EXPOSED


lol

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TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

Will he get fired? Man City fired Pellegrini for doing slightly better and he was way cheaper on top of that.

SAINT ANGER
'ROUND MY NECK

I TRIED SO HARD

What I've felt
What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown

NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MAN

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

YESTERDAY
ALL MY TROUBLES SEEMED SO FAR AWAY

I'M NOT SICK BUT I'M NOT WELL

Don't jinx it faggots, wait until it's over.

I'VE SEEN THIS ROOM
AND I'VE WALKED THIS FLOOR

I CLOSED MY EYES ONLY FOR A MOMENT AND THE MOMENT'S GONE.

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED YOU DUMB KEKS

>STERLING

AHAHAHHAHAHHA

Bet you did hurt yourself after that OP

WHAT HAVE I BECOME

LMAO BTFO

>You

Harvey danger is fucking great

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

Poop
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MY EMPIRE OF PLASTIC

...

My Emirate of dirt

Poop " POSSESSION" GuardiMESSIBABBY

EPL BTFO'd once again

POODIOLEL

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

MY CITY OF ANGELS

WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE

What part of EXPOSED are you lads from?

PELLEGRINI DIED FOR THIS

SOMEBODY TOLD ME

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

SEE YOU AT THE CROSSROADS

NOW I LIVE MY LIFE IN SHADE AND I AM MARRIED TO THE MOON

...

HOW LONG
HOW LONG MUST WE SING THIS SONG

FRAUDIOLA

THEY'VE GOT

FRAUDIOLA

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D DIE ALONE

lol

SHUT UP WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU

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>tfw your tactics are too high level for CL

CAN YOU FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT

HAS SOMEONE TAKEN YOUR FAITH
IT'S REAL, THE PAIN YOU FEEL
YOU TRUST, YOU MUST
CONFESS
IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST OF YOU

>score 5 goals in home tie
>still go out because you don't believe in defending

>poop

CHA-LA HEAD CHA-LA

AND SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SALLY CAN WAIT

MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS

DONT STAND
DONT STAND SO CLOSE TO ME

STFU YOU FUCKING WANKERS

PEP WON, LOOK AT THE STATS

PEP WON

HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WOHEH WHEH HE OEHEH EHEHEOHEHHEO WOEHWOHENWOOOWHWOHEOEAERAN HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

EXPUESTO

Lads its the English "Premier" League

post match stream with anglo crying ?

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

...

I FELL INTO A BURNIN ROUND OF SIXTEEN
I WENT DOWN DOWN DOWN
AND THE FLAMES WENT HIGHER
AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS
THE ROUND OF SIXTEEN, THE ROUND OF SIXTEEN

BY THE WAY, BY THE WAY YOU DO THINGS DO MY BODY

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I WAS STARVING UNTIL I TASTED YOU

When your day is long
And the night
The night is yours alone
When you're sure you've had enough
Of this life

GOOD FUCKING POST

ONCE I ROSE ABOVE THE NOISE AND CONFUSION
JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE BEYOND THIS ILLUSION
I WAS SOARING EVER HIGHER, BUT I FLEW TOO HIGH

I WALK A LONELY ROAD

Does anyone actually like pep? He seems like such a hate-able cunt.

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE

Nobody likes him

IT STARTS WITH ONE

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Well, I kind of feel bad for him a bit. Haven't seen his interviews, is he really a cunt?

But still,

>poop

So begins the longest phonecall in history

monaco will expose zidane

I just don't get how he can live with himself for this.

ALL THIS TALK OF GETTING OLD...

Real need to draw Bayern, Juve, Barca or Atletico or it will be too obvious that it is rigged.

SO MAKE THE BEST OF THIS TEST AND DON'T ASK WHY

IT'S NOT A QUESTION BUT A LESSON LEARNED IN TIME

AND IF A TEN TON JUST

FUCKS ALL MY SHIT UP

I'M NOT A PERFECT PEEERRRRRSSSSOOOOONNNNNN

LOLOLOLOL PELLEGRINI MADE IT TO SEMI-FINALS, WHAT ARE THE OWNERS GONNA DO NOW?

but muh attacking minded team...top kek

Barca fan here
This might sound like a meme but Pep is too smart for the English league.

Pep is used to dealing with players like Busquets, Messi, and Xabi Alonson. Pep can sit these guys down in a room and spend 4 hours discussing the tactical consequences of utilising an advanced midfield anchor in an unusual pivot axis striker roll for the last 10 minutes of a vital away game in the cup, and how it will drive the teams philosophical and moral viewpoint for the remainder of the season.

If you tell Busquets that he must play on the wing, his question will be 'Certainly, but don't you believe that my innate understanding of the momentum swings in the centre circle are better suited to a more centralised role such as that made famous by Igor Kolavhek in the 1932 USSR league?'

If you tell Xabi Alonson he must play on the wing he would question the nature of a position in football and tender a journal article on the subject

If you tell Messi he must play on the wing he will stop, and compare his role in the team to that of his favourite Egyptian Pharoah, Ramses 34, who helped prevent a slave rebellion during the building of the 2nd Pyramid of Sharm.

If you tell Sterling he must play on the wing he will say 'Sorry boss, woz listenin' to my new headphones, I bought my 10 interracial sons a pair each'

English players cannot possibly fathom the way Pep teaches the game. Pep is like a fluent Russian speaker teaching grammatical and gender rules to a person who has never even seen the Cyrllic alphabet.

I feel so badly for Pep. He deserves better

>THE CITY OF CITY

>This might sound like a meme
>might
>Pep is too smart for the English league

WOULD I LIE TO YOU BABY WOULD I LIE TO YOU

>spanish manager trying to ruin the epl after we twatted spanish teams for 8 years in a row

nothing new here.

>English players
>De Bruyne
>Silva
>Kolarov
>Fernandinho
>Aguero
>Otamendi
>Bravo

HOW COULD HAPPEN TO ME
I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES
GOT NOWHERE TO RUN
LIFE GOES ON

>English players cannot possibly fathom the way Pep teaches the game.
good thing there arent many at man city

LOOK INTO MY EYES CAN'T YOU SEE THEY'RE OPEN WIDE WOULD I LIE TO YOU BABY WOULD I LIE TO YOU
DONT YOU KNOW ITS TRUE GIRL THERES NO ONE ELSE BUT YOU WOULD I LIE TO YOU BABY YEAH

>literally having a tantrum
>poop

Nice pasta faggit

THEY SAY THAT A HERO COULD SAVE US
I'M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAIT

AND I AM GOING TO BE MISS EVERYBODY
LONG GONE
AND I AM GOING TO BE MISS EVERYBODY
LONG GONE
AND I AM GOING TO BE MISS EVERYBODY
LONG GONE
AND I AM GOING TO BE MISS EVERYBODY
LONG GONE
AND I AM GOING TO BE MISS EVERYBODY
LONG GONE

hmm wanna trade teams?

>poop madiola

WERE RIDING DOWN THE BOULEVARD
WERE RIDING INTO THE DARK NIGHT NIGHT
WITH HALF THE TANK AND EMPTY HEART
PRETENDING WE RE IN LOVE WHEN ITS NEVER ENOUGH