Be you

>be you
>2am last call
>pick up a thot at the bar before the lights come one
>tell her you got a 10inch cock and you need a place to put it
>take her to motel
>she takes off clothes to reveal this....
>wat do?

Turn off the lights. Dive-in. Pussy is pussy.

Fuck her suck on tits Creampie never see her again

I just fucked a girl exactly like this from tinder last night and have been feeling some very bad things about it all day

Aids?

Get a blowjob.
Nut.
Leave.

I would fist her. I've wanted to fist a girl for awhile.

Mostly shame

I just text her and asked if she wants to suck my duck again though. Shame spiral

I’ve slammed worse. I got no problem with that.

>last call
>not drunk enough to fuck a fatty
You're either a pussy that can't drink or a faggot in denial.
>mfw

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That's too fat, I'd be able to tell before taking her clothes off.

Every depraved thing I wouldn't do to the lady at home. She treats her body like shit - so will I.

If she wakes up with an ounce of self respect I've drunk too much.

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Those tits are tragic. She is poor or crazy or both and I wouldn’t let this dumpster slut suck my dick without a condom or fuck her without Saran Wrap.

If her pussy smells/tastes like shit, I'm out. Otherwise let's own this bitch.

you have no standards user......you dont love yourself

this

Bravest man in the thread if you dare go down on that beast.

this bitch'll give you mouth cancer

I'm making two assumptions:

She's cute enough to warrant getting her naked.
I've still got liquid courage flowing through me from the bar.

2am drunk hookup isn’t about standards for us not universally deemed attractive. Whales need love too.

says the autistic neckbeard

Hurr durr

I’ve seen/done worse. She’s not totally abborent. I’d impregnate.

ask her to sit on my face, and then impregnate

says the troll trolling from moms basement with one more hour left on his internet allowance

You’ve got the wrong user. I rent my own flat. I’m also a Comcast subscriber... going on 5 years.

Then I'd make her rim me.

any pics of her?

got more like that?

that body type really turns me on

I've done as bad or worse
I dated a fatty for a while because I fucked her as a slump buster and the pussy was like silk
I fucked that chick everywhere for a few months
she was a nasty girl and fed any fetish I could imagine
I ended up leaving her for a crazy chick which never works out
I still think her pussy was the best i ever had. it really was like silk, so soft and warm, and silky

This. Never shun the ugly duckling. Not only will that girl give you the best sex... but she’s got the 411 on all her cuter friends.

/threadzo

Wtf is 411?

information

Fatties are the best at sex.
No shame needed Friendo just accept you like fat pussy

Done worse. Long as she doesn’t smell like ass, I’d smash.

It is oddly satisfying.

I use to smash this all day.
Fattest ass tightest pussy and my cum dumpster cuz she couldn't get pregnant.

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No fucks given one of the best lays