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greggs?

ooo aaah

Why haven't you converted to Islam yet?

why do poortherners like greggs so much anyway? i know they have to eat pastry and gravy or they'll die but other sources are available.

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braaap

um yes want to fuck a girl tonight but its not to be so getting down in funky town tomorrow asteaddle

karen

How is the BRAP game in Britain?

who

>why do poortherners like greggs so much anyway?
because most people here are very dumb and have terrible diets
also they can't cook so that doesn't help

Watching mahaabhaarat beginning

I read every single british post in Nigel's voice.

Dunno mate

t. southerner unable to fathom eating anything not covered in waitrose hummus

spotty mate you in here been trying to get hold of you for hours
me missus is getting on me about the lawn, really need the mower back now mate its getting beyond a joke

The only reasons to vote labour are selfish ones. Corbyns policies might benefit you pakis and povvos in the short term, but ultimately, when the economy is in tatters, you'll get nothing. Of course I am speaking hypothetically, since labour will never ever get in and Corbyn has literally decimated any sway they once had.

Vile post in need of a deletion

becuase it's yum yum for my tum tum

tories are just as selfish

the european union is corrupt to tha cah they here to take away our sovereignteh ar nationaiteh ah free speech and ah identiteh iehts genahcide of the brehtesh people

bad boys bad boy
whatchu gonna do when they come for you

what's the christian equivalent of the kaaba or the wailing wall?

cucky

what did you get your mum for mothers day?

Anyone remember the El cuckio meme?

i remember cuckio

she's got me what else does she need the greedy cunt

Why is Southern banter so fucking appalling?

if labour get into power britain will enter a thousand year recession

A good firm drilling up the arse tbH

why do aussies say "no worries mate" so much

The economy wouldn't be in tatters if Corbyn got in, it just wouldn't do particularly well

no you dont

w e w

that's not true

most of them are poofters and therefore lefties

Anyone remember me (King)?

best tory policy
what you reckon lads?

labour-snp-plaid cymru surge
mark my words
yeah nah no worries mate she'll be fine, don't need you to go rooting around in places you shouldn't be

It's not labour that's selfish, it's the people that vote for them. Tories are selfish in contrast because they want to keep the country running at optimum levels post brexit, how else will they stay in power? This is not a time for radical social economic reform, there's too much uncertainty and instability right now. I'm actually glad Corbyn is heading labour, it's absolutely destroyed any chance they had of getting leadership. Hopefully he steps down after the elections, though, the tories need competition.

OOOOH YEEEES IIII DOOOO

kill the poor

Is Political Pepe still hanging about? Given an election is coming up I was wondering if you ever got a job with an MP.

*heems you again*

when labour fuck up it's hard and fast meaning everyone notices and they or their political rivals fix it.

when tories fuck up it's slow and under the radar because they spin and cover it up leading to years of poverty without end until can get elected again

*eats you*

10 pound christmas bonus for the poor

ah ah ah, forgot to say the magic word

>Tories are selfish in contrast because they want to keep the country running at optimum levels post brexit, how else will they stay in power?
hmm

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This erroneous vile cretinous little feline wouldn't dare stand a percentile of a chance against my steel toe stompers

voted lib-dem in 2010

voted UKIP in 2015

will be voting conservative in 2017

Labour wouldn't plunge Britain into chaos, but I wouldn't care if they did

Death to the bourgeois state

hows it foing

isn't this nsfw

>Tories will bring economic and polutical stabilty
>Whilst cutting back on funding for vital services and cutting tax for the very rich
>While Theresa May can't deliver anything that isn't a meaningless slogan

Shant be voting conservative.

the proto gf and her pussy

youtube.com/watch?v=e1l1XGiXgo0
riveting bit of political satire lads

going to marry asmr darling x

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>not shitting in the ballot box

can just see the pie crumbs and gravy spatters hitting your dirty cracked screen as you howl in confusion at the concept of someone not living on greggs

FOY

antisemetic

anti-semitic hate speech

delet this

Have you seen that she's been hacked?

literally me

Cutting corporation tax

faggot

>Tim Farron makes pledge for UK to take 50,000 more Syrian refugees

ahh yes

labour would leave us vulnerable and without an adequate army

yea

cannae find the nudes though

rasheed
this general is for the chosen people

Voted labour in 2010

Voted SNP in 2015

Will be voting Lib dem in 2017

shitting as i write this
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>Voting for the most pro-european party in the country one election
>Voting for the most anti-european party the next

Why?

haven't we already got the lowest rate among advanced countries?

State of those slanty eyes

you're getting progressively more of a runt as time goes on

i grew up

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what are you on about

There was a Sup Forums link in the Youtube comments about an hour ago

>when you're sitting down to take a piss and your cock touches the bowl

this desu

A lady should be more courteous! Cease this upset of the natural order at once you swine

well?

why would russia invade the uk

No
Many countries have lower

never had that problem

going to marry threemilk T

killing the mentally ill

mine dips in the water

What made you decide to stop voting SNP, and why lib dem? I noticed a lot of Scottish people don't like the SNP any more, it's taken you all long enough to realise how full of shit they are

never in my entire life has this happened. my penis cannot touch the bowl even if I tried

>i grew up

enjoy your chlamydia x

>when you're sitting down to take a shit and the water splashes back up your still-gaping arsehole